Back From The Pub

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A man comes home at 3 o'clock in the morning.

Removes his shoes downstairs and goes upstairs carefully avoiding the creaking steps of the staircase.

Once in the sleeping room he sits down quietly on his side of the bed and begins to remove his socks. Just when he attempts to remove the second sock his wife jumps up and furiously snaps "And now I would like to know which establishments are still open at 3 in the morning!".

The man starts putting his socks back on and says "I'll check this out immediately darling".