Rooo Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late. "When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral sex she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home." One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral sex she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late. "Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks. "I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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suegha Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Boom, Boom, I didn't see this one coming at all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late. "When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral sex she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home." One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral sex she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late. "Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks. "I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom." How to please your Mother-in-law???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaoPo Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 How to please your Mother-in-law???? Yes, well, maybe she was very cute at least I hope for the son-in-law... I have secretly to admit that tonight (few hours ago) I told this (kind-of) joke in 2 languages to my dinnertable friends and the reactions were hilarious...but...they are kind of 'open' people, so we had a good laugh LaoPo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markuk Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 imagine if she had asked for the full works!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiPauly Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 ROTFLMAO Don't suppose if he ever found out if it was our freind Ginger Minge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 ROTFLMAO Don't suppose if he ever found out if it was our freind Ginger Minge Imagine if it was her brother Harry!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. BOOZER Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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