Boater Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 (edited) Why Thai women cut off their husbands' penises An epidemic of penile amputations in Thailand led researchers to inquire into what was going on Marc Abrahams, The Guardian About once per decade, the medical profession takes a careful look back at Thailand's plethora of penile amputations. The first great reckoning appeared in a 1983 issue of the American Journal of Surgery. Surgical Management of an Epidemic of Penile Amputations in Siam, by Kasian Bhanganada and four fellow physicians at Siriraj Hospital in Bangkok, introduces the subject: "It became fashionable in the decade after 1970 for the humiliated Thai wife to wait until her [philandering] husband fell asleep so that she could quickly sever his penis with a kitchen knife. A traditional Thai home is elevated on pilings and the windows are open to allow for ventilation. The area under the house is the home of the family pigs, chickens, and ducks. Thus, it is quite usual that an amputated penis is tossed out of an open window, where it may be captured by a duck." The report explains, for readers in other countries: "The Thai saying, 'I better get home or the ducks will have something to eat,' is therefore a common joke and immediately understood at all levels of society". Full story at The Guardian: http://www.guardian....off-penis/print Edited November 22, 2012 by cdnvic added intro paragraph, moved to news forum 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowfax Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Because they're nuts? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 You mean the wives, or the "amputees"? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker69 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Because they're nuts? Because the "thinge" is useless? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tominbkk Posted November 22, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted November 22, 2012 Think about it though. A man's weenie is the most important thing to him. It is how he exerts his power (for some), and it is what gives him pleasure and as well, literally, the drive for living. For a woman to cut off a man's hot dog is in a sense worse than killing him. If he has been abusing the wife, sleeping around, or acting macho and stupid, then this is the ultimate punishment, and in a sense it solves all the woman's problems. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squigy Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Out for a duck! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticBhoy Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 I wouldn't like to be the duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noitom Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Boy oh boy, these Thais, they are something else. Why didn't women all around the world think of this? It's easy to see that Thais are slicker and smarter than anyone else to think of this technique. Wow! These Thais are so impressive and to think we can read all about it in the newspaper. And they even have a standing inside joke about it, that all "levels of society" readily understand. Boy oh boy these Thais are clever. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markaew Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Penis envy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post FOODLOVER Posted November 23, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted November 23, 2012 Does wife not believe that husband will kill her if penis is removed and fed to the ducks? My ducks and pigs would not be full and would be plenty hungry for wife's remains. Believe you me. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackr Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Boy oh boy, these Thais, they are something else. Why didn't women all around the world think of this? It's easy to see that Thais are slicker and smarter than anyone else to think of this technique. I wouldn't tend to use those adjectives; devious and cockamamy would be more apt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave2 Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 re. it is quite usual that an amputated penis is tossed out of an open window, where it may be captured by a duck her on the right got it ! you can tell by the smug look on her face : ( dave2 pic ... the thames ... reading ... england Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Why Thai women cut off their husbands' penises After being subjected to marital abuse, it's the last straw. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazR Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Bangkok is the commercial sex capital of the world and Thailand leads the world in penis re-attachment surgery. You know it makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animatic Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 (edited) Well Lorrena Bobbit bobbed John Bobbits knob off, and they reattached it... and he became a porn star for a time. I guess she never heard about the ducks under the house. Makes me think I don't want free range ducks for dinner here... Edited November 23, 2012 by animatic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rubl Posted November 23, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted November 23, 2012 Why Thai women cut off their husbands' penises? Bad dream, harvest season, just wondering what it would be like, he asked for it, because it is was there 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I suppose the moral of the story if you are going to sleep around and abuse the concept of family is maintain control of all sharp things in the house, have a metal detector installed after the bedroom door and as a matter of priority always make sure that your ducks, chickens and pigs have an overgenerous supply of food. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricardo Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 (edited) I think Thailand should lobby the IOC, to make this sport an Olympic one, Thai ladies would surely win Gold & Silver & Bronze ? Edited November 23, 2012 by Ricardo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Payboy Posted November 23, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted November 23, 2012 If that's a crime, are the trials held in the small claims courts? 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frimu Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 You could of course also just not cheat your lady! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonysilly Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I cheated on my Thai wife Now I'm a lady boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LivinLOS Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 The vast majority of worldwide reports of penile replantation, to this day, are a result of what became a trendy form of retribution in a country in which fidelity is a strongly appreciated value. Ha ha ha... Written by someone not here I am sure.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Bagwan Posted November 23, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted November 23, 2012 A day in the life of everyday country folk 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirchai Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 The report explains, for readers in other countries: "The Thai saying, 'I better get home or the ducks will have something to eat,' is therefore a common joke and immediately understood at all levels of society". I'll never eat dig ducks at MK again.--- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirchai Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I cheated on my Thai wife Now I'm a lady boy Because you're so silly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambo Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 A: Because they're completely irrational. They regularly threaten it, supposedly in jest as a way to stop their men straying. There's some serious double standards and hypocrisy at work here. Suppose it was common for us men to casually "threaten in jest" to cut off our partners tits if they strayed? There would be an outcry and there would likely be numerous penises severed "as payback" if it came to be. Suppose men also actually followed through with this disgusting threat? Specialist surgeries would thrive all over the country with stupid names like "Thanks for the Mammaries", "Tit-for-Tat", etc. The health system would likely collapse under the strain. If they were rational they could see their error. They really just don't get it. Do they really think such a threat will stop their men from straying, encourage trust or help keep a relationship together? It's more likely to make a rational man run for the hills, especially given the female knack for harbouring false suspicions. My ex was forever suspicious but there was never any reason for it. No way was I going to bet my dick by staying in that relationship. Sent from my GT-I9100T using Thaivisa Connect App 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirchai Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 (edited) Why Thai women cut off their husbands' penises Why Thai woman don't cut off their foreign husbands' penises Edited November 23, 2012 by metisdead : Oversized font re-sized to normal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowfax Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 The vast majority of worldwide reports of penile replantation, to this day, are a result of what became a trendy form of retribution in a country in which fidelity is a strongly appreciated value. Ha ha ha... Written by someone not here I am sure.. Have to admit,I did a double-take at that one as well,thought I'd misread it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
personchester Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 You mean the wives, or the "amputees"? Perhaps when stated "they're" ... he did mean the "wives" are nuts, because the amputees are the victims not the nuts, unless of course he regards husbands that have affairs with other woman also as nuts. If this is what was meant, and the writer is a female then that would be understandable, but if he is a fellow as anticipated, then he should take two aspirins, lay down in bed with a hot wet towel over his head in order to clear the cloud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowfax Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 You mean the wives, or the "amputees"? Perhaps when stated "they're" ... he did mean the "wives" are nuts, because the amputees are the victims not the nuts, unless of course he regards husbands that have affairs with other woman also as nuts. If this is what was meant, and the writer is a female then that would be understandable, but if he is a fellow as anticipated, then he should take two aspirins, lay down in bed with a hot wet towel over his head in order to clear the cloud. So a sane and rational person would amputate a man's gentleman vegetables,is that what you're saying? I really think it could be you that needs to lie down and stay off that Lao Khao also! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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