> Subject: Elderly Couple Sharing

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>> An elderly couple visits McDonalds. He orders one hamburger, one order of

>> French fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and

>> carefully cuts it in half. He places one half in front of his wife. He

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>> carefully counts out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and

>> neatly placing one pile in front of his wife. He takes a sip of the

>> drink,

>> his wife takes a sip and then sets the cup down between them. As he

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>> to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them keep looking

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>> and whispering. You could tell they were thinking, "That poor old

>> couple -

>> all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

>> As the man begins to eat his fries a young man comes to the table. He

>> politely offers to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man says

>> they are just fine - They are used to sharing everything. The

>> surrounding

>> people notice the little old lady hasn't eaten a bite. She sits there

>> watching her husband eat and occasionally takes turns sipping the drink.

>> Again the young man comes over and begs them to let him buy another meal

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>> them. This time the old woman says "No, thank you, we are used to sharing

>> everything."

>> As the old man finishes and is wiping his face neatly with the napkin,

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>> young man again comes over to the little old lady who has yet to eat a

>> single bite of food and asks "What is it you are waiting for?"

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>> She answers....

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>> (This is great)

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>> "THE TEETH."

55555555! nice one!