Padkapow Guy Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 > Subject: Elderly Couple Sharing > > >> >> >> >> An elderly couple visits McDonalds. He orders one hamburger, one order of >> French fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and >> carefully cuts it in half. He places one half in front of his wife. He >> then >> carefully counts out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and >> neatly placing one pile in front of his wife. He takes a sip of the >> drink, >> his wife takes a sip and then sets the cup down between them. As he >> begins >> to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them keep looking >> over >> and whispering. You could tell they were thinking, "That poor old >> couple - >> all they can afford is one meal for the two of them." >> As the man begins to eat his fries a young man comes to the table. He >> politely offers to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man says >> they are just fine - They are used to sharing everything. The >> surrounding >> people notice the little old lady hasn't eaten a bite. She sits there >> watching her husband eat and occasionally takes turns sipping the drink. >> Again the young man comes over and begs them to let him buy another meal >> for >> them. This time the old woman says "No, thank you, we are used to sharing >> everything." >> As the old man finishes and is wiping his face neatly with the napkin, >> the >> young man again comes over to the little old lady who has yet to eat a >> single bite of food and asks "What is it you are waiting for?" >> >> >> She answers.... >> >> >> >> (This is great) >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "THE TEETH." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kratindaeng Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 55555555! nice one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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