Another Great Response

[JT65]

This article is from the Asian Times website. www.atimes.com under southeastasia.

I have often wondered why I stay in Thailand and i guess its because of the endless entertainment on offer. For me of late the best entertainment in the form of comedy which comes from Thai Politicians. They really are a funny lot. You just gotta love em. Heres a gem!!!

Bird flu: Degrees of truth in Thailand

By Richard S Ehrlich

BANGKOK - Thailand did not really cover up the truth about the avian influenza that has now killed at least five Thais and is raging across Asia, but may have erred in the "degree" of truth it chose to publicize, the government's top spokesman has suggested.

"There was no cover-up," Jakrapob Penkair told the Foreign Correspondents Club of Thailand on Tuesday during a recorded panel discussion about the spread of the disease. "There was merely severe inefficiency within the government," he said. "Sometimes you don't even know what the ###### you are doing."

At least five Thais have died of the bird flu and nine others have perished from suspected cases, but more instances may have gone unrecorded. Vietnam has counted at least 11 people dead from the virus, which killed millions of chickens in both countries and also resulted in bird culling in Cambodia, China, Hong Kong, Japan, Laos, Indonesia, Pakistan, South Korea and Taiwan.

Critics claim that Thai officials knew back in November that bird flu was killing chickens in Thailand, but they allegedly concealed it amid hopes that the poultry industry - a key export earner - would not lose money. The government has repeatedly denied those charges.

Bangkok announced confirmation of bird flu only when the first Thai died of it on January 23.

"What we found is that we learned of this [virus] too late ... it means that it is too late to save lives," Jakrapob said.

Asked whether any officials would be fired for failing to detect or reveal the spread of the disease, Jakrapob replied: "I would like to refer to a movie that I like very much. A few years ago, there was a movie, a very good movie, called Six Degrees of Separation. It was about a black man who fell into the world of elite white people in the United States, and that man could be there only because he pretended to be Sidney Poitier's son. So being black but being Sidney Poitier's son did the job for him that put him among all these elites in the New England side of the United States of America.

"So there are degrees of what you feel about things, and that's what happened about this crisis called 'the bird flu in Thailand'. There are many degrees of how you tell truth. There are degrees of how you would go, therefore, in judging whom you would tell that truth to.

"It is a passive society. People judge character before they speak the first word, [and] what kind of a word you would put in your sentence to speak to a person. It's a mind-reading country. That is why we don't speak straightforwardly, because we read minds and we speak what the other side wants to hear.

"It is not about bird flu only, it is the whole culture."

Six Degrees of Separation portrayed the life of David Hampton, a real-life black fraudster, who died last June. He gained notoriety for ripping people off in 1983 by pretending to be the son of Poitier, a well-known actor.

Hampton lied his way into the homes of New York's wealthiest people, including Melanie Griffith, Calvin Klein and the dean of Columbia University's Graduate School of Journalism and former Newsweek editor, Osborn Elliot, who wised up after finding his house guest in bed with another man. To gain entrance, smooth-talking Hampton convinced his dupes he was a Harvard University student, freshly mugged in Manhattan, New York, and, suddenly penniless, desperately in need of shelter for the night. Victims believed his spiel and also gave him cash and clothes.

Hampton, who was repeatedly arrested and served 21 months in prison for attempted burglary, later said: "I never beat anyone over the head. I was a perfect gentleman."

In response to complaints over Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra's personal handling of the bird flu crisis, Jakrapob said: "I don't believe it is in the nature of anyone to try to lie about something that would come back on his face later on. He's more clever than that. It's not about one day lying, just to wake up with a nightmare the next day," the government spokesman said. "It is too [much of an] over-simplification to say that, 'Well you lied ... just to survive'.

"It's about many degrees. Like guesswork about why. About [how in] a society you would be willing to tell half-truths, because that would be what most people want to hear. And sometimes you would speak the whole truth and risk being alienated by most people around you because you're too direct. Everything that I mentioned here has been a part of the so-called 'screw-up' - I use that word - but actually it created the appearance of a cover-up, and it affects the credibility."

[Guest The Judge]

It comes across honest. It is effectively a spin doctor rescuing the chicken shit PM. I would like to have watched his eyes. I an sometimes see a lie.

This thing is a worry for all of us. Drongos aside, we need to bear the results that may come, in mind.

[ovenman]

In response to complaints over Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra's personal handling of the bird flu crisis, Jakrapob said: "I don't believe it is in the nature of anyone to try to lie about something that would come back on his face later on."

I've always had the impression that many Thais will tell bald-faced lies simply because they know they'll never get called on it (confrontation avoidance by the party being lied to).