David006 Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 (edited) A letter from my spouse: Dearest husband: First let me say I love you dearly, you have built me a beautiful house on my/our farm and you have made me a beautiful garden with my beloved orchids and your palms and bougainvillea etc. You take care my children and my mamma and you can fix many things. I love you. But. ....Can you please ask your Farang internet friends..... Every time I cook your favourite curry with prawns pork and squid etc, I note that you inhale several bowls full with relish. It is good to see and makes me happy. However my love, as you know, we have a nice bedroom with a view and a very expensive imported duck down doona. Can you please inquire of your knowledgeable farang internet friends...? Why is it that the doona smells like a dead elephant? Often this smell is preceded by the sound of several large frogs being stepped-upon in the early hours of the morning? Is this a farang thing? Your loving wife....... Edited December 12, 2012 by David006 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Regular colonic irrigation. Happily, I do not speak from experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Ok, should this be in DIY, Health, The Pub or somewhere else 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Ok, should this be in DIY, Health, The Pub or somewhere else Ok, should this be in DIY, Health, The Pub or somewhere else Well away from naked flames Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cardholder Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Ok, should this be in DIY, Health, The Pub or somewhere else Bedlam perhaps ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineapplesamui Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 If you don't do it, it travels to your brain and gives you shitty ideas.. Sent from my iPhone using ThaiVisa app 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pormax Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 I think your wife's command of the English languague is very commendable. Twin beds or spare bedroom for you after your curry should sort things out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancealot Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 If the important curry is ok, why be worried about the view? Just close your eyes and enjoy the experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jombom Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Elephants and frogs --- what a combination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
telldem Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Tell her your doona can smell like a thousand dead elephants, because you are paying the bills. Sent from my LG-MS770 using Thaivisa Connect App Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David006 Posted December 12, 2012 Author Share Posted December 12, 2012 I think your wife's command of the English languague is very commendable. Twin beds or spare bedroom for you after your curry should sort things out. translation by Bing..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwasaki Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Firstly wash the Duvet. Then build a very high wall built with reinforced concrete around the property 280 "Steng" should be enough to stop the elephants getting near your bedroom and dying. Moquito netted windows will stop frogs getting in as well. Take some Epsom salts. Buy an expensive air fresher with a spray timer for the bedroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatguy Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 beano and febreze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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