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We wish to thank all those ThaiVisa members and friends who saved the world from apocaypse by devoting their energies to sacrificing the virgins at Soi 6, Nana and all the other places they congregate. The word is saved again.....

Do you really mean the 'virgins', or the hookers who see those guys at a lower social status than their water buffaloes at home?

End of a dream, not the world, when they'd realize that " I love you too much", actually means: " I need your money only, Kwai Pee Baa."

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Hi guys, is there somebody still out there....?

/concerned Admin

You are the one who is suposed to tell us that. After all you bring us all the news except for some.

He's making sure there is still an audience or else what's the point. biggrin.png

He'd be fairly concerned by now if nobody had answered!

(all quiet in the Southern Hemisphere btw. Although, when the moon disappeared behind some cloud last night Mrs Songhua started running around asking 'is it starting, is it starting?'. A sigh of relief was heard however when lunar normalcy was regained a short time later)

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Actually Lads....we're still in a bit of a fix on this EOTW stuff & here's why.

There is that one particular line of longitude called the International Date Line.

Since this EOTW via the Mayan Calander is all supposed to happen on

21-12-12 that happens to be on that other side of the IDL...the one we're

not on. So...what this means is that since it is now only 0757 in LA

(Los Angeles not Lower Alabama) on the 21st there is still ample time

to enjoy life's finer moments over here! I have examined this hypothesis

of mine extensively and have deemed that since everything bad in the

world either strarts in California or New York and that since the Mayans

lived in that bit of Mexico now named the Yucatan (Natacuy in Mayan)

and that because Mexico and the Yucatan is physically attached to the

Southwestern bit of the USA....my theory is utterly correct and we do

have time left! DON'T PANIC!

I believe the Yucatan is on eastern standard time.

Do not do not throw away your tinfoil hat yet.

Central Time Zone exactly...anyway....looks like we all made it.

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I thought, 21.12.2112 would be a nicer day!

But 3012 is fine, too!

I am looking forward to reading your post on ThaiVisa that day too.

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I thought, 21.12.2112 would be a nicer day!

But 3012 is fine, too!

I am looking forward to reading your post on ThaiVisa that day too.

Really?w00t.gif

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We wish to thank all those ThaiVisa members and friends who saved the world from apocaypse by devoting their energies to sacrificing the virgins at Soi 6, Nana and all the other places they congregate. The word is saved again.....

Amen to that brother.

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Opps still alive whistling.gif anyone else still here w00t.gif

nope just you buddy.

Then chooka must be God speaking to sjjmmi. But now I'm confused...who am I?

My son
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Isn't it time this thread was closed, since the apocalypse failed-to-occur, or might it perhaps be revived on 1st April 2013 ? rolleyes.gif

Whatever, Not-The-End-Of-The-World was fun ! clap2.gif

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So... now what?

wait for the next doomsday prediction.

Made no difference to Jehovah Witness folk back in, eeer, was it 1984, can't remember their excuse.

1974 Jehovahs W. governing council HQ Brooklyn New York got that doomsday date wrong. As they have with so many other Armeggedon forecasts. The HQ leaders after another failed forecast blame the followers for being too "Zealous" and exonerating themselves,with,that is not what HQ meant. False predictions or false cult.

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So... now what?

wait for the next doomsday prediction.

Made no difference to Jehovah Witness folk back in, eeer, was it 1984, can't remember their excuse.

1974 Jehovahs W. governing council HQ Brooklyn New York got that doomsday date wrong. As they have with so many other Armeggedon forecasts. The HQ leaders after another failed forecast blame the followers for being too "Zealous" and exonerating themselves,with,that is not what HQ meant. False predictions or false cult.

Nah just religion trying to control the populous through fear.

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