Who Said The Nation Was Bad?

[Robby nz]

Actual newspaper headlines

“Miracle cure kills fifth patient”

“Rangers get whiff of colon”

“Total lunar eclipse will be broadcast live on Northwoods public radio”

“The bra celebrates a pair of historic milestones this year”

“Starvation can lead to health hazards”

“Rally against apathy draws small crowd”

“Police arrest everyone on February 22^nd”

“Parents keep kids home to protest school closure”

“New sick leave policy requires 2 days notice”

“Man with 8 DUI’s blames drinking problem”

“Hospitals resort to hiring doctors”

“Barbershop singers bring joy to school for deaf”

“Meat head resigns”

The head of the federal agency overseeing meat and poultry inspections is resigning.

“Caskets found as workers demolish mausoleum”

“Man accused of killing lawyer receives a new attorney”

“Meeting on open meetings is closed”

“Study shows frequent sex enhances pregnancy chances”

“City unsure why the sewer smells”

“Bridges help people cross rivers”

“Worker suffers leg pains after crane drops 800 pound ball on his head”

“Cow urine makes for juicy lemons”

“17 remain dead in morgue shooting spree”

“Homicide victims rarely talk to police”

“Marijuana issue sent to a joint committee”

“Federal agents raid gun shop, find weapons”

“Statistics show teen pregnancy drops off significantly after 25”

“Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike says”

“Illitaracy an obstable, study finds”

“Girls schools still offering something special--- Head”

“Republicans turned off by size of Obama’s package”

“Bugs flying around with wings are flying bugs”

“Lady Jacks off to hot start in conference”

“Student excited dad got head job”

“Diana was still alive hours before she died”

No they are not from Thailand

Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid"----John Wayne