One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful sitting at the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly.

“When I die I want you to sell all my stuff immediately”

“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.

“I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I don’t want some asshol_e using my stuff.”

She looked at me intently and said: “What makes you think I would marry another asshol_e”

, very good answer from a knowledgeable lady.

, very good answer from a knowledgeable lady.

You know the OP then?

, very good answer from a knowledgeable lady.

You know the OP then?

Apparently you did not understand the story. You are not German, are you?

, very good answer from a knowledgeable lady.

You know the OP then?

Apparently you did not understand the story. You are not German, are you?

I fully understand the story, hence my post! ( i will not bore you and the rest of TV by trying to explain my comment. It obviously went way over your head.)

PS I don;t think there are too many 'Scottishjohns' from Germany