Popular Post kevjohn Posted February 16, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted February 16, 2013 At a wine merchant's, the regular taster died and the owner started looking for a new one to hire. A man with a unkempt raggedy look, applied for the position. The winery wondered how to send him away! The wine boss gave him a glass to drink... The drunk tried it and said: "It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.” "That's correct", said the wine boss. And another glass... "It's a cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years to achieve finest results." "Correct", said the wine boss. And a third glass... ''It's a pinot blanc champagne, high grade and very exclusive.'' The director was astonished! He winked at his secretary and, secretly, suggested something. She left the room, and came back with a glass of her own pee. The drunk tried it. "It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don't get the job, I'll name the father." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krisb Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 Much better than the Scottish painter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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