Popular Post doggie888888 Posted March 11, 2013 Author Popular Post Share Posted March 11, 2013 Farang kee neow = a street smart foreigner who refuses to pay exorbitant asking price, which is approximately 500% more than the normal price. Or, may also mean cheap Charlie. :blink: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asiacat Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Going with a ladyboy doesn't make you gay = I'm a latent homosexual. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Loptr Posted March 11, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted March 11, 2013 (edited) Hello dak ling, you handsome man = hello loser, you look like monkey's arse. Where you stay = is this loser ki neow Where you from = instantly her favorite country You first time Thailand = are you a greenhorn that I can flease How long you stay Thai = determines whether short game or long game goes into effect You know too mutt = great, another expat that just wasted my time You have girlfriend Thai = I want on the gravy train and need to know who I have to kick off to take my spot Edited March 11, 2013 by Loptr 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Up to you = You'll pay for this later. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toenail Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 You go into a shop/ salon to get a haircut and the gal says..." oh, sit down-only 10 minute wait" (meaning 20 or 30 minute wait) When you order Thai food and within two minutes they bring you a plate of rice... meaning the main course will be brought out 15-20 minutes later. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Thai man no good = You need a shave and your sweat stinks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doggie888888 Posted March 12, 2013 Author Share Posted March 12, 2013 Networking function = same old faces trying to impress newbies and newbies hoping to meet Thai girls with real jobs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breadbin Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Enjoyed reading these, very good. A topic kept on track for once. Really good examples and SO true. Made me smile. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazk Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 one of my favourite falang meals river and onions or loast lame on a sunday and pork tissue is always goes down well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tropo Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 one of my favourite falang meals river and onions or loast lame on a sunday and pork tissue is always goes down well This is more of a dig at their English pronunciation than official phrases. I imagine our Thai sounds just as bad to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Phronesis Posted March 13, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2013 Understand (transitive verb) To give regular gifts of money or gold. Usage: I stay with you two year already but you never understand me. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Me luv you long time = I bet you will pop in 2 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Networking function = same old faces trying to impress newbies and newbies hoping to meet Thai girls with real jobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilma Fingadoo Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Everyone in Pattaya who drives a truck or CUV is an idiot. = I have no money can't afford one, walk everywhere so just slag the folk off who have what I want to make me feel better. The green eyed monster is never far away in Pattaya city. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rajab Al Zarahni Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Get one buy one free = Buy one get one free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asiacat Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Everyone in Pattaya who drives a truck or CUV is an idiot. = I have no money can't afford one, walk everywhere so just slag the folk off who have what I want to make me feel better. The green eyed monster is never far away in Pattaya city. I don't quite agree with this one. I can afford a car but I choose to ride a second hand motorcycle because it is the most cost effective way to travel, and a lot easier to park. Driving a car into the center of Pattaya is a lot more inconvenient than a motorcycle. Parking spaces are limited and a usually aren't close to where you actually want to go. It's also a lot quicker being able to weave in and out of traffic queues. If I absolutely need a car for a day or so I hire one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrain Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Get one buy one free = Buy one get one free Buy one get one for free = pay for 21/2 but get only 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemoncake Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Everyone in Pattaya who drives a truck or CUV is an idiot. = I have no money can't afford one, walk everywhere so just slag the folk off who have what I want to make me feel better. The green eyed monster is never far away in Pattaya city. I Like to know where to buy CUV? and how much it cost? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lemoncake Posted March 13, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2013 This my friend= just met 10 mins ago This my best friend=know each other for a few days This my sister=know each other for over 1 week I love my family=you must pay me and pay for the entire parasite network My family number 1 for me= no matter how much you pay, you will always come last I love my brother, he good man= pay for brother and his wife. My papa do not know i stay Pattaya=hardcore hooker Me not lady bar=will cost double If i not like you i not stay with you= i am only with you because you pay me Mama, Papa, baby sick, must go for take care= give me money, other customer or boyfriend in town, will be back if you give enough Friend me forget key room, must go open door= have short time customer Me come pattaya for take care family me= be prepared to buy a pick up and a house and she will still screw your best mate 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phronesis Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 (edited) Love (noun) ~Feminine Form~ Periodic sexual acts performed in exchange for money or gold. Usage: I love you. Love (noun) ~Masculine Form~ Periodic acts of fiscal stupidity performed in exchange for sex. Usage: I love you. Edited March 14, 2013 by Phronesis 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doggie888888 Posted March 15, 2013 Author Share Posted March 15, 2013 Please dress politely = no singlet, no shorts, no dirty flip flops, no stinky armpits and definitely leave last night's friend and her /his/its come-eff-me costume at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post doggie888888 Posted March 15, 2013 Author Popular Post Share Posted March 15, 2013 Security guard = man with whistle who lets every man and his dog in; often napping, getting drunk or staring into space. Extent of training: how to salute. Zero ability to differentiate housewife from burglar. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Phronesis Posted March 15, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted March 15, 2013 Borrow (transitive verb) To keep forever without any intent to return to provider.Usage: Can I borrow 1000 baht? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rajab Al Zarahni Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Car park attendant = Obsessive- compulsive,frustrated, Gestapo Major wanabee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talahtnut Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 I want chicken go angit.....Iwant a ticket to go to england You make pizza for me......Get me a viza I want clowgate.................I like kareoke You ting tong....................You are nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FDog Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Darling lets go to the bar Solly, lobat What? LOBAT cannot What are you talking about. LOOOBAT, have low battery, sleep, cannot go. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manarak Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 I scare of samitom = Thunderstorms scare me ka-wow same same raven but different = the asian koen is similar to a raven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Asiacat Posted March 17, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2013 Farang Keeniow = This guy has wised up. Draft beer 50 baht = we also expect you to buy a 130 baht lady drink and leave a 20 baht tip. You Cheap Charlie = You have sussed me out. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post doggie888888 Posted March 22, 2013 Author Popular Post Share Posted March 22, 2013 International music festival = display of pattaya planning ability at its best with guaranteed chaos, traffic jams and probably a shooting or two. All for some c grade acts that makes karaoke seem like a night at the opera. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Hello Dak-Ling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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