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Just For Fun: The Official Pattaya Phrase Book

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Farang kee neow = a street smart foreigner who refuses to pay exorbitant asking price, which is approximately 500% more than the normal price. Or, may also mean cheap Charlie. :D:blink:

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Going with a ladyboy doesn't make you gay = I'm a latent homosexual.

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Hello dak ling, you handsome man = hello loser, you look like monkey's arse.

Where you stay = is this loser ki neow

Where you from = instantly her favorite country

You first time Thailand = are you a greenhorn that I can flease

How long you stay Thai = determines whether short game or long game goes into effect

You know too mutt = great, another expat that just wasted my time

You have girlfriend Thai = I want on the gravy train and need to know who I have to kick off to take my spot

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Up to you = You'll pay for this later.

You go into a shop/ salon to get a haircut and the gal says..." oh, sit down-only 10 minute wait" (meaning 20 or 30 minute wait)

When you order Thai food and within two minutes they bring you a plate of rice... meaning the main course will be brought out 15-20 minutes later.

Thai man no good = You need a shave and your sweat stinks.

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Networking function = same old faces trying to impress newbies and newbies hoping to meet Thai girls with real jobs.

Enjoyed reading these, very good.

A topic kept on track for once.

Really good examples and SO true.

Made me smile.

Thanks

one of my favourite falang meals river and onions

or loast lame on a sunday

and pork tissue is always goes down well

one of my favourite falang meals river and onions

or loast lame on a sunday

and pork tissue is always goes down well

This is more of a dig at their English pronunciation than official phrases. I imagine our Thai sounds just as bad to them.

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Understand (transitive verb) To give regular gifts of money or gold.

Usage: I stay with you two year already but you never understand me.

Me luv you long time = I bet you will pop in 2 minutes.

Networking function = same old faces trying to impress newbies and newbies hoping to meet Thai girls with real jobs.

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Everyone in Pattaya who drives a truck or CUV is an idiot. = I have no money can't afford one, walk everywhere so just slag the folk off who have what I want to make me feel better.

The green eyed monster is never far away in Pattaya city.

Get one buy one free = Buy one get one free

Everyone in Pattaya who drives a truck or CUV is an idiot. = I have no money can't afford one, walk everywhere so just slag the folk off who have what I want to make me feel better.

The green eyed monster is never far away in Pattaya city.

I don't quite agree with this one.

I can afford a car but I choose to ride a second hand motorcycle because it is the most cost effective way to travel, and a lot easier to park. Driving a car into the center of Pattaya is a lot more inconvenient than a motorcycle. Parking spaces are limited and a usually aren't close to where you actually want to go. It's also a lot quicker being able to weave in and out of traffic queues.

If I absolutely need a car for a day or so I hire one.

Get one buy one free = Buy one get one free

Buy one get one for free = pay for 21/2 but get only 2

Everyone in Pattaya who drives a truck or CUV is an idiot. = I have no money can't afford one, walk everywhere so just slag the folk off who have what I want to make me feel better.

The green eyed monster is never far away in Pattaya city.

I Like to know where to buy CUV? and how much it cost?wink.png

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This my friend= just met 10 mins ago

This my best friend=know each other for a few days

This my sister=know each other for over 1 week

I love my family=you must pay me and pay for the entire parasite network

My family number 1 for me= no matter how much you pay, you will always come last

I love my brother, he good man= pay for brother and his wife.

My papa do not know i stay Pattaya=hardcore hooker

Me not lady bar=will cost double

If i not like you i not stay with you= i am only with you because you pay me

Mama, Papa, baby sick, must go for take care= give me money, other customer or boyfriend in town, will be back if you give enough

Friend me forget key room, must go open door= have short time customer

Me come pattaya for take care family me= be prepared to buy a pick up and a house and she will still screw your best mate

Love (noun) ~Feminine Form~ Periodic sexual acts performed in exchange for money or gold.

Usage: I love you.

Love (noun) ~Masculine Form~ Periodic acts of fiscal stupidity performed in exchange for sex.

Usage: I love you.

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Please dress politely = no singlet, no shorts, no dirty flip flops, no stinky armpits and definitely leave last night's friend and her /his/its come-eff-me costume at home.

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Security guard = man with whistle who lets every man and his dog in; often napping, getting drunk or staring into space. Extent of training: how to salute. Zero ability to differentiate housewife from burglar.

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Borrow (transitive verb) To keep forever without any intent to return to provider.

Usage: Can I borrow 1000 baht?

Car park attendant = Obsessive- compulsive,frustrated, Gestapo Major wanabee.

I want chicken go angit.....Iwant a ticket to go to england

You make pizza for me......Get me a viza

I want clowgate.................I like kareoke

You ting tong....................You are nuts

Darling lets go to the bar

Solly, lobat

What?

LOBAT cannot

What are you talking about.

LOOOBAT, have low battery, sleep, cannot go.

I scare of samitom = Thunderstorms scare me

ka-wow same same raven but different = the asian koen is similar to a raven

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Farang Keeniow = This guy has wised up.

Draft beer 50 baht = we also expect you to buy a 130 baht lady drink and leave a 20 baht tip.

You Cheap Charlie = You have sussed me out.

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International music festival = display of pattaya planning ability at its best with guaranteed chaos, traffic jams and probably a shooting or two. All for some c grade acts that makes karaoke seem like a night at the opera.

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