You guys are a lot of fun. Thanks for the laughs. I'm used to getting teased. I've had to because I was called "carrot top" every day I went to school. Before I learned to ignore it I blackened more than a few eyes and spent more time in the principal's office than I care to admit.

Threads like these are great cause we get to hear tips from all of the old pros..

I don't know if I fit into the old-pro category except for the old part. My favorite query, though, after guys here in Thailand see the TGFs via in person or photos, and certainly via photos back home:

How did a dweeb like you end up with a girl like that?

NeverSure, you forgot that bird from off of the X Files...