Sir Burr Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Exery Cicada you hear was hatched seventeen years ago. Cicadas hatch and then spend the next seventeen years sucking the sap from a tree's roots. They then mature, exit the earth and climb up a tree. The noise you hear is them trying to attract a mate. Once they leave the underground they live for about three months, then they die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 (edited) I can lick my left elbow I'm not surprised ! Edited March 14, 2006 by Old Croc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Mee Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Did you know.. ...the bikini was banned in Catholic countries such as Spain, Portugal and Italy in the 1940's as it was deemed indecent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jersey_UK Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Orange Fanta (I guess that should be: Fanta, Orange for you folks IN Thailand ) was invented by Hitler. Not exactly true, of course! But it was invented by the Germans during WWII as a soft drink replacement, I believe for Coca Cola. I also beleive that Coca Cola was produced and sold in Nazi Germany, right up to when the Germans declared war on the Americans. Coca Cola "Official Drink of the Battle of Britain" (for both sides??) George Bush Senior was an avid Tarzan fan and succesfully mated with Cheetah. The offspring is now President. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 fULL NAME> Cheetah Lyea <deleted> warmonger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Mee Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Hey! Hey! Let's keep politics in the Bearpit ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daleyboy Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Hey! Hey!Let's keep politics in the Bearpit ! Thats the funniest thing i have heard today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sriracha john Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Why is the sea salty? The blue whale possesses an 11 foot long penis and produces 400 gallons of semen. When the whale mates only 10% enters the female whale. That means 360 gallons of semen is spread around on the water. Wow! Hate to think of how much whale sperm is produced by the Sperm Whale. A rather confused blue whale inexplicably gets turned on while in the presence of a human and will soon shower him with 400 gallons of semen: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 I can lick my left elbow Piss off.............you can't even see your elbows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leisurely Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 I know knowledge too. Butterfly's taste with their feet The reason people shake hands is to show tha they are not carrying swords The two fingers up comes from Agincourt when captured archers would have their index and middle fingers cut off. British solidiers would stick their fingers up as a rude gesture. Saluting comes from olden days too when you would have to raise your visor on your armour (prior to shaking hands presumably!) A pubic wig is called a murket I will think of some more soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Why is the sea salty? The blue whale possesses an 11 foot long penis and produces 400 gallons of semen. When the whale mates only 10% enters the female whale. That means 360 gallons of semen is spread around on the water. Wow! Hate to think of how much whale sperm is produced by the Sperm Whale. A rather confused blue whale inexplicably gets turned on while in the presence of a human and will soon shower him with 400 gallons of semen: Looks like he's using protection by standing behind a 2m wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrus Posted March 15, 2006 Author Share Posted March 15, 2006 Did you know.. ...the bikini was banned in Catholic countries such as Spain, Portugal and Italy in the 1940's as it was deemed indecent? When do we ban you for the same reasons then.... redrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sriracha john Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 (edited) Why is the sea salty? The blue whale possesses an 11 foot long penis and produces 400 gallons of semen. When the whale mates only 10% enters the female whale. That means 360 gallons of semen is spread around on the water. Wow! Hate to think of how much whale sperm is produced by the Sperm Whale. A rather confused blue whale inexplicably gets turned on while in the presence of a human and will soon shower him with 400 gallons of semen: Looks like he's using protection by standing behind a 2m wall. Yes, but it's a false sense of security as once that monstrous 11 foot penis gets aroused, the wall will produce no more protection than the Road Runner's nemesis Wily E. Coyote's infamous mini-umbrella does when a 20 ton boulder comes crashing down upon him. Edited March 15, 2006 by sriracha john Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Mee Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 Did you know.. ...the bikini was banned in Catholic countries such as Spain, Portugal and Italy in the 1940's as it was deemed indecent? When do we ban you for the same reasons then.... redrus I'm the most decent fella I know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtb Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 A pubic wig is called a murket Murkin actually. (Sorry to be picky). Re. statistics - According to statistics I have more than the average number of legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuchok Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 The higher the income, the more likely an American man will cheat on his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMCool Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 ------------------------------------------- ... The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska ... ------------------------------------------- Sorry, this factoid is patently incorrect, most drive to work.did you mean highest percentage of alcoholics ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mogoso Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Facts about the 1500's Most people got married in June, because they took their yearly bath in May and were still smelling pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom of carrying a bouquet when getting married. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty, you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neeranam Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 QUOTE(redrus @ 2006-03-12 18:33:47) *------------------------------------------- ... The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska ... ------------------------------------------- Sorry, this factoid is patently incorrect, most drive to work. did you mean highest percentage of alcoholics ... whistling.gif tongue.gif I think Khon Kaen has the highest %age of alcoholics in the world - after that maybe Finland, in my experience. Khon Kaen has the highest liver disease in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai Dee Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 I thought a fact was a thin membrane... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 What I don't know is.... What happens if you get scared half to death...twice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mogoso Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 I thought a fact was a thin membrane... Naw thats a condom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mittheimp Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 QUOTE(redrus @ 2006-03-12 18:33:47) *------------------------------------------- ... The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska ... ------------------------------------------- Sorry, this factoid is patently incorrect, most drive to work. did you mean highest percentage of alcoholics ... whistling.gif tongue.gif I think Khon Kaen has the highest %age of alcoholics in the world - after that maybe Finland, in my experience. Khon Kaen has the highest liver disease in the world. No, Katherine, northern territory, australia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mittheimp Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 and...... sorry to spoil a good 'fact', but... http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/golf.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrus Posted March 18, 2006 Author Share Posted March 18, 2006 and......sorry to spoil a good 'fact', but... http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/golf.htm Maybe your links the lie......... redrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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