Bar Girls Could Teach The Nigerians A Thing Or Two

[klubex99]

My wife pointed this out to me on a Thai forum for wives of farangs...

I would normally say this is fake if I saw it anywhere else. But my wife said it was translated from Thai to Thalish to be emailed on to Bill.

Dear Bill

I love you and I miss you too much.

my friend bar say you old man look same same monkey but I know you hansum man

I have problem I write you before that buffalo me sick Now it die Fall down and
dead in middle rice field.

Bad fortune when it fall it fall on papa and break leg he three place Now he not
work

Brother me make stretcher bamboo he take from roof house Roof come down and rain in
house He take papa to hospital motorcycle Have big accident when he come home
hit police car Police say brother me blame Police say he pay big money.

not worry darling motorcycle OK but Police car bad broken Bad luck make Mama heart
problem. Doctor say she must triple by-pass. I no understand but brother say
you understand.

You know darling I only work in bar and not go with man I wait for you come back
Bangkok but if you no help me I <deleted> many many many many many farang get pay
bills money.

Old people my village say you responsible if you send money me before buy medicine
sick buffalo then it no die papa no break leg house have roof brother no ride
into police car Mama no have heart problem.

Please send me 200,000 baht for my bank. Papa fix 10,000 new roof 30,000, new police
car 100,000, mama fix 50,000. I take off 2,000 baht for sell buffalo meat but
me have to pay more hospital bill for 24 people have problem eat contaminated
meat 12,000 baht.

I love you darling

Susie

[Travel2003]

rewriting of several threads.

scams, sick buffalo, bar girls (not allowed in forum).

lets see how far this one will go.

[klubex99]

rewriting of several threads.

scams, sick buffalo, bar girls (not allowed in forum).

lets see how far this one will go.

Didn't realize it had already been covered.

OK, disregard it then, I will see if I can catch one of the other threads through the search filter.

[Pomthai]

Did he send it yet? Poor Susie, run of bad luck by the sounds of things.

[jbrain]

A forum for Thai wives from Farangs

I'm in and I start counting 10...9...

[Radar501]

Translated from Thai to Thailish? I don't think so.

More like English to Thailish by some pathetic Western sexpat who enjoys stereotyping and demeaning the same Thai bargirls who he is so happy to associate with.

[Mooner]

Seen this on a poster in a toilet in CM and Kanchanaburi minus the bit about looking like a monkey. Think that one said my friend said you look like Ghost, obviously aimed at Farangs.

[arthurwait]

Susie ?

[I Like Thai]

Years old

[HeavyDrinker]

I'll send 50B to Susie....

Come on lads, dig deep for such a sad tale....

[klubex99]

Translated from Thai to Thailish? I don't think so.

More like English to Thailish by some pathetic Western sexpat who enjoys stereotyping and demeaning the same Thai bargirls who he is so happy to associate with.

Stereotyping Thai bar girls?

If he is happy to associate with 'the same' bar girls, then surely he doesn't need to stereotype them, they are already stereotyping themselves aren't they?

[krisb]

Just goes to show Thais can't cook steak properly. I've said it for years.

Bad luck Bill you monkey face:D

[Travel2003]

Translated from Thai to Thailish? I don't think so.

More like English to Thailish by some pathetic Western sexpat who enjoys stereotyping and demeaning the same Thai bargirls who he is so happy to associate with.

Stereotyping Thai bar girls?

If he is happy to associate with 'the same' bar girls, then surely he doesn't need to stereotype them, they are already stereotyping themselves aren't they?

You saying all people working in the same industry have stereotyped themselves?

[Rimmer]

This topic is totally over the top and I regard the original so called email as a troll

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