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Ridiculous Requests From Thai Ladies.

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I met my lady working in a cafe and that will do fine for me, she's now a manager with an alcohol import company and part of her duties is to run the Pretty Girl team.

So last week she said to me

" theblether, you want to come out with me and look at my Pretty Girl team?, you can tell me what you think ".

" eh? what does that involve? "

" well we must go to many restaurant and meet many Pretty Girl, you can eat Thai food and drink whisky all night "

" your just trying to annoy me, you know I'm on a diet annoyed.gif "

" Is okay! You can eat chicken, mai ow kao, very good for you "

" hmmm, I think your trying to trick me, you want me to spend all night looking at Pretty Girls for you "

" Yes "

" Then you will get jealous and stab me to death with a chicken bone "

" No, knife is more easy "

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" But I joking you, I want to look at Pretty Girl too, if you think not good for company, then I can get better "

" Oh well then I suppose "

So off I trotted like a Collie dog behind my master and spent the whole night checking out Chiang Mai's finest Pretty Girls.

Some of the things Thai ladies ask you to do are just ridiculous. coffee1.gif

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Very entertaining OP, i LIKE it.

I'll go along. I have a weakness for beer promo girls.

Thai women seam to appreciate other women's beauty, they will aways let a beautiful girl know how pretty she is. Looks are so important in Thailand, I got fed up of hearing "Lor" because I didn't know what it meant now I love to here it. In the West we don't tell random people how handsome or pretty they or their partner is, we just dribble or turn green with envy.

Luckily there is plenty of choice of beautiful women in Thailand.

"Some of the things Thai ladies ask you to do are just ridiculous."

"GO AWAY...I'm not interested in farangs!"

I have heard thatcoffee1.gif

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Please let me know if it all gets too much for you, theblether, and you find you need someone to help out.

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This topic is pointless without photos!

Okay if you insist......

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I was highly entertained by this young lady, people kept offering her drinks and she ended up mao mak mak........my lady kept kicking me below the table for commenting on it.

" theblether, stop talk about mao, maybe she get in big trouble with boss "

She would have been too drunk to have known the difference anyway drunk.gif

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Thai women seam to appreciate other women's beauty, they will aways let a beautiful girl know how pretty she is. Looks are so important in Thailand, I got fed up of hearing "Lor" because I didn't know what it meant now I love to here it. In the West we don't tell random people how handsome or pretty they or their partner is, we just dribble or turn green with envy.

Luckily there is plenty of choice of beautiful women in Thailand.

Seriously......my lady has some stunning girlfriends, sometimes my lady will say to me " what you think about Mint tonight, very sexy la? "

I just can't get it out of my head it's a trick question, I just can't. unsure.png

Then sometimes emboldened with alcohol I'll say what I think ( always a dangerous thing ) .......

" okay, Mint has the best ass in Thailand and I can't keep my eyes of it "

I sit there nervously for a microsecond wondering where the nearest duck pond is then.........my lady turns to Mint and says

" Mint, theblether thinks you have the best ass in Thailand and he like to look at it very much "

" Awww, thank you very much theblether, is okay you can look very much if you like "

" Ka, ka " says my lady.

Then I sit there and wonder if I'm in some kind of alternate universe. smile.png

... you can look very much if you like. Anything you don't get in your mouth is wasted.

Tough life you have tongue.png

(Courtesy the late Warren Zevon)

Poor, poor pitiful me

Poor, poor pitiful me

These young girls won't let me be

Lord have mercy on me

Woe is me

I ask the girls: What if I didn't have any money?

They say: No problem. I'd just then get it from someone I don't like.

Thai women seam to appreciate other women's beauty, they will aways let a beautiful girl know how pretty she is. Looks are so important in Thailand, I got fed up of hearing "Lor" because I didn't know what it meant now I love to here it. In the West we don't tell random people how handsome or pretty they or their partner is, we just dribble or turn green with envy.

Luckily there is plenty of choice of beautiful women in Thailand.

Seriously......my lady has some stunning girlfriends, sometimes my lady will say to me " what you think about Mint tonight, very sexy la? "

I just can't get it out of my head it's a trick question, I just can't. unsure.png

Then sometimes emboldened with alcohol I'll say what I think ( always a dangerous thing ) .......

" okay, Mint has the best ass in Thailand and I can't keep my eyes of it "

I sit there nervously for a microsecond wondering where the nearest duck pond is then.........my lady turns to Mint and says

" Mint, theblether thinks you have the best ass in Thailand and he like to look at it very much "

" Awww, thank you very much theblether, is okay you can look very much if you like "

" Ka, ka " says my lady.

Then I sit there and wonder if I'm in some kind of alternate universe. smile.png

You will never understand it, don't even try and work out Thai women, any woman for that matter. You will end up in a straight jacket, sectioned and left in a padded room for all eternity.

Thai women seam to appreciate other women's beauty, they will aways let a beautiful girl know how pretty she is. Looks are so important in Thailand, I got fed up of hearing "Lor" because I didn't know what it meant now I love to here it. In the West we don't tell random people how handsome or pretty they or their partner is, we just dribble or turn green with envy.

Luckily there is plenty of choice of beautiful women in Thailand.

Seriously......my lady has some stunning girlfriends, sometimes my lady will say to me " what you think about Mint tonight, very sexy la? "

I just can't get it out of my head it's a trick question, I just can't. unsure.png

Then sometimes emboldened with alcohol I'll say what I think ( always a dangerous thing ) .......

" okay, Mint has the best ass in Thailand and I can't keep my eyes of it "

I sit there nervously for a microsecond wondering where the nearest duck pond is then.........my lady turns to Mint and says

" Mint, theblether thinks you have the best ass in Thailand and he like to look at it very much "

" Awww, thank you very much theblether, is okay you can look very much if you like "

" Ka, ka " says my lady.

Then I sit there and wonder if I'm in some kind of alternate universe. smile.png

Pictures?

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Your not getting a picture of Mint's ass.

She doesn't know I have it.

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Forget the diet TB, there will be plenty of time for that when your back home.

If you can resist the deep fried piza on offer down your local chip shop.

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Who paid for drinks/food all night?

My Daddy always told me.......

" Son, a real man makes his woman go Dutch on everything!! and when her pal with the beautiful ass turns up, make sure she pays her way too!! "

" But daddy, a whole bottle of whisky and food all night only costs £ 25.00, and my lady only earns £6.00 a day "

" £25.00 you say for a whole night of drinking and eating with two beautiful women "

" Yes Daddy "

" Sound like a good deal to me, any chance of a photo of Mint's ass son? "

I like my Daddy. smile.png

Did you tell Daddy, instead of a photo, for £50.00 he can have the real thing?

Mints ass is mint lol.:D

So after all that, how was the chicken?

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Did you tell Daddy, instead of a photo, for £50.00 he can have the real thing?

My Mum has a very big duck pond.

So did you eat a lot of ducks growing up?

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beer girls, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Just for you manly....

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you can look at promo goirls,models,even nakaked coyote girls and thats fine.

just look at a girl who is not working and they lose face and flip out if the girl see's you looking.

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So I guess he's keeping the photos of all the good looking ones to himself.

This topic is pointless without photos!

Okay if you insist......

I was highly entertained by this young lady, people kept offering her drinks and she ended up mao mak mak........my lady kept kicking me below the table for commenting on it.

" theblether, stop talk about mao, maybe she get in big trouble with boss "

She would have been too drunk to have known the difference anyway drunk.gif

Everyone his own taste but personally I don't think Thai girls are that 'pretty', 'beautiful', 'attractive' at all. They lack every sexy, cool, smart, seducing and feminine appearance. Just kids.

This topic is pointless without photos!

Okay if you insist......

I was highly entertained by this young lady, people kept offering her drinks and she ended up mao mak mak........my lady kept kicking me below the table for commenting on it.

" theblether, stop talk about mao, maybe she get in big trouble with boss "

She would have been too drunk to have known the difference anyway drunk.gif

Everyone his own taste but personally I don't think Thai girls are that 'pretty', 'beautiful', 'attractive' at all. They lack every sexy, cool, smart, seducing and feminine appearance. Just kids.

only kids look like kids

only kids look like kids

Never seen those mid twenties and mid thirties 'girls' with Hello Kitty things in their hair and matching mental capacity ? Lots of them in this part of the world ! laugh.png

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only kids look like kids

Never seen those mid twenties and mid thirties 'girls' with Hello Kitty things in their hair and matching mental capacity ? Lots of them in this part of the world ! laugh.png

yes the japanese wannabe's, they haven't really grown up yet, but all girls are individuals they don't all run around like that.

it's a stretch saying thai woman are not feminine or smart, people mistake broken english with lack of intelligence until she screws you over,then who is the smart one and who is the stupid one.

Thai woman,woman not girls are very smart,very feminine and often very attractive, not all of coarse but there are many.

Very entertaining OP, i LIKE it.

I'll go along. I have a weakness for beer promo girls.

...and the worse the beer the cuter the girls;)

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