RabC Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 when alighting from a lift (especially in Central Festival Pattaya) why do people rush into the lift before giving you a chance to get out? is it not easier to wait 2 seconds whilst we get out before you charge in? After much practice on the Hong Kong underground and to a lesser extent Singapore, I now have elbows of surgical steel, believe me they wouldn't do it a second time. A younger friend of mine used to carry his skateboard with the anti slip (grit) outwards, apparently works wonders. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrain Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Why do people who come out of a side street or from a private property, always drive straight on to the middle of the first driving lane of the road they enter, and then stop. Hereby obstructing all traffic on the main road. I can tell you this is Pattaya specific as I have never seen this happen in Bangkok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tropo Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 when alighting from a lift (especially in Central Festival Pattaya) why do people rush into the lift before giving you a chance to get out? is it not easier to wait 2 seconds whilst we get out before you charge in? I actually enjoy it when they try to push through me. I am rather large and heavy, and I brace myself before the door opens and let them bounce off me. The look on their faces is classic. It's the only way to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoodMaiDai Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Farangs in pattaya who drive big pickup trucks but don’t have anything to pick up Move to Pattaya, buy or open a bar, get the biggest black pick-up truck you can find, drive like an idiot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonman Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Farangs in pattaya who drive big pickup trucks but don’t have anything to pick up Move to Pattaya, buy or open a bar, get the biggest black pick-up truck you can find, drive like an idiot. I lived in Pattaya before I purchased my big black pickup, I do not own a bar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmac Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Farangs in pattaya who drive big pickup trucks but don’t have anything to pick up Move to Pattaya, buy or open a bar, get the biggest black pick-up truck you can find, drive like an idiot. I lived in Pattaya before I purchased my big black pickup, I do not own a bar ..........drive like an idiot?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonman Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Farangs in pattaya who drive big pickup trucks but don’t have anything to pick up Move to Pattaya, buy or open a bar, get the biggest black pick-up truck you can find, drive like an idiot. I lived in Pattaya before I purchased my big black pickup, I do not own a bar ..........drive like an idiot?? I drive defensively. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackman Posted June 17, 2013 Author Share Posted June 17, 2013 people in pattaya who say cool and dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rimmer Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 One racist post removed also a quoted reply, you will be hearing from me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackman Posted June 17, 2013 Author Share Posted June 17, 2013 pattaya men who dye their hair and then deny it especially those that have dyed the grey hair and the outcome is ginger/orange Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackman Posted June 17, 2013 Author Share Posted June 17, 2013 People in Pattaya bars who think there funny and keep trying, over and over and over with the same soundbyte or same joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackman Posted June 17, 2013 Author Share Posted June 17, 2013 Pattaya men who try to act and look young as if they were still their immature selves in high school 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longstebe Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 (edited) people in pattaya who say cool and dude Does that really grate on you, dude? Sent from my Nexus 4 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app Edited June 18, 2013 by longstebe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGJIMMY Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 (edited) Blokes in bars who just want to tell you how long they've been here, how much money they have and how they know everything!!!!! Edited June 18, 2013 by BIGJIMMY 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morrobay Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Cigarette smokers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Naam Posted June 18, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted June 18, 2013 non-smokers who think they own planet Earth 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGJIMMY Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Idiots who walk in the road to cross and don't even look, neatly wiped a guy out yesterday, hooted and he just raised his hand, still didn't even look so I hooted more and made the prat jump!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Spoonman Posted June 19, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted June 19, 2013 Idiots who walk in the road to cross and don't even look, neatly wiped a guy out yesterday, hooted and he just raised his hand, still didn't even look so I hooted more and made the prat jump!!!! Those ones I like to give a little love tap with my mirror........... scares the <deleted> outta em. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackman Posted June 19, 2013 Author Share Posted June 19, 2013 in a similar pattaya driver related vein note to the foreigner driven motorcyclist on a Honda PCX on Siam country club yesterday standing on the center line of the road waiting to turn then turning your front wheel into my path as i am about two metres from you to try to make me stop so you can cross my path is not good practise had i not been alert, you would have been under my car i felt that the single finger salute you gave me for not stopping for you whilst i wrestled with my vehicle to get around you and try not to hit another motorcyclist on my left was unwarranted i expect i need not remind you that cars and motorcycles coming together in any direction at any speed is not a good mix i am sure you feel that bravado and macho behavior whilst riding will prevent serious injury however the facts seen locally do not bear out that assumption if your driving habits do not improve, i expect you will be headline news on Pattaya One at sometime until then i wish you good luck surviving other similar encounters i think you will need it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackman Posted June 19, 2013 Author Share Posted June 19, 2013 motorcyclists who sit on or over the centre line when awaiting a light change and have a foot on the side of the approaching traffic especially at the junction of 2nd road and central road especially red shirt motorcy taxis don't you just want to run over their foot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackman Posted June 20, 2013 Author Share Posted June 20, 2013 Blokes in bars who just want to tell you how long they've been here, how much money they have and how they know everything!!!!! People that flaunt their own or their parents money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackman Posted June 20, 2013 Author Share Posted June 20, 2013 people who always text talk for goodness sake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackman Posted June 20, 2013 Author Share Posted June 20, 2013 People who get offended at jokes especially the PC people who get offended at jokes that had nothing to do with them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackman Posted June 20, 2013 Author Share Posted June 20, 2013 Prius drivers Toyota dealers reported on Monday that Pattayans are standing in line and paying thousands more than the sticker price just to buy the Prius. Impatient buyers are told told that buying a Prius is like going with a particular Thai girl you like. if you can just be patient it will eventually be your turn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tropo Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Idiots who walk in the road to cross and don't even look, neatly wiped a guy out yesterday, hooted and he just raised his hand, still didn't even look so I hooted more and made the prat jump!!!! Please make some allowance for visitors who look the wrong way when crossing the road. This can easily happen if they are from countries which drive on the other side of the road....which of course is very likely considering that most of the world do drive on the other side. I remember the first time I visited the US I nearly killed myself crossing a road and looking the wrong way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaibeachlovers Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Cigarette smokers While I can tolerate cigarettes in public, people that inflict their cigar stench on me are just antisocial. Please keep those revolting things for the people that like them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackman Posted June 20, 2013 Author Share Posted June 20, 2013 people in Pattaya who have tattoo's on their head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGJIMMY Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Asians with long hairs growing out of moles on their faces, grim!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackman Posted June 21, 2013 Author Share Posted June 21, 2013 Asians with long hairs growing out of moles on their faces, grim!! agree yuk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willyumcr Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 More mundane baht bus posts. Get a life. There is a lot more to life in Pattaya then constant baht bus bitching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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