When you see "the last word" writtten anywhere, just stay far away.

That should help you.

edit: Woo hoo! First post of page 103 (settings at 40 posts per page)

edit 2: Woo-hoo! Cheap thrills!

Prob'ly shall until I conclude negotiations

with the Ukrainian hacker who will close

the thread on my command.

Woo hoo ! What page am I on ?

Woo hoo ! What page am I on ?

The last one.

(Information correct at time of going to press)

TLW

Zen me le ni?

I'm not doing the whole 273 pages. Did someone do AMEN already?

Do they use duck in Indian cooking?

Hey, Bombay Duck - I know!

Hey Watch it you with the raggedy Hairy top lip and a pipe..

You just leave all the Me Hat Me Coat Ducks outta this..

Wasn't it you who corrected me with Bombay and Mumbi??

So technically speaking it would be Mumbi Duck..

He is a Big Khaki Campbell, don't you go messin with him..

And That's the Last Word..

Bombay Duck is fish, isn't it?

Bomb-bay duck is a hasty instruction shouted by KerryD.

TLW

Bombay Duck is fish, isn't it?

Bomb-bay duck is a hasty instruction shouted by KerryD.

TLW

Thaddy Thaddy Thaddy..1,000% correct DSK is getting too much afterburn from his Pipe..

The Bombay Duck I referred to is actually a Peeking Duck in Disguise...

Coming in loud and clear from darkest Issan - I'm getting a rocksteadt 112K connection from my new mobile - I used to get 25K from my old modem.

PS. I know the Bombay Duck is not duck - that'll be why I said you know. LBD isn't actually a real duck either - so they cancel each other out!!

I'm not doing the whole 273 pages. Did someone do AMEN already?

<deleted>' Newbies! We've spend ages compiling this highly sophisticated conversation and they do not even bother to read.

Make a search for the original of the last word. Read then the epitaph of the besaid thread....then come here again and start with post #1.

In the meantime, We, the BSB (Bedlam Supervisory Board) have the last word by decree.

raro

Chairman of the BSB

Hmm, the BSB throwing their weight around...

A <deleted> would never oppress anyone!

TDSK

<deleted> and Last Word King!

Hmm, the BSB throwing their weight around...

A <deleted> would never oppress anyone!

TDSK

<deleted> and Last Word King!

Please don't bring your genitalia phantasies

into this thread.

This is the LAST WORD I will say on this subject.

The funniest part of all this is already knowing that I have the Last Word, and watching all of you trying in vain to achieve what has already been achieved !

Hmmm, guess I'm going to have to buy the little lady one of those watches with the really BIG numbers on it. It's almost 11:30 and I'm still waiting for her promised 10:00 phone call.

(I could call her, but I don't want her to think I'm "easy")

Hmm, Farangsay - another BSB usurper!!

Hmm, Farangsay - another BSB usurper!!

Give it up willya DSK.

Young KD is taking a break from

his regular gig refereeing a little

local difficulty and the last thing

the lad needs is a bunch of (jeez

pause and search for a word you

haven't abused already) orifices

having a turf war all over his thread.

Bombay Duck is fish, isn't it?

Bomb-bay duck is a hasty instruction shouted by KerryD.

TLW

Thaddy Thaddy Thaddy..1,000% correct DSK is getting too much afterburn from his Pipe..

The Bombay Duck I referred to is actually a Peeking Duck in Disguise...

Erm... Shouldn't that be BEIJING Duck.

Anyhow.... I may not be around much... My laptop has given up, so I'm reduced to snatching moments on my brothers laptop.

Snatchfully yours,

S.L.U.T/C.U..N.T/C.O.C.K (I forgot which society was mine)

Last word mofo's.

redrus

what is?

NEW RULE to newer members of forum47.

If you haven't read every single post on this thread, and responded to each post individually, then you have no right to the last word.

what is?

NEW RULE to newer members of forum47.

If you haven't read every single post on this thread, and responded to each post individually, then you have no right to the last word.

So that's you throwing in the towel is it ?

What kinda towel does a hefalump use ?

Will it fit in in his trunk ?

Sanity's wearing thin here.

Insanity , force nine , IMMINENT !

Lookingaththeskydespairingly smily

Spicy pork wonton woorah!!!

Spicy pork wonton woorah!!!

Jeez , is that you Tutsi ?

You using a spell checker ?

Erm... Shouldn't that be BEIJING Duck.

Nope ......... or could be.......... http://www.bombay-duck.co.uk/

TLW

This is turning into the Zoo Thread.

Bad enough having the cross-breed wabbit/elephant/klown, now we have an invasion of ducks too ! Everything from Little Black Ducks to Bombay Ducks to Beijing Ducks.

Maybe barnyard thread is a better decription than zoo thread. Better watch where you walk. More guck on the ground than you'll find in your average soi !

This is turning into the Zoo Thread.

Bad enough having the cross-breed wabbit/elephant/klown, now we have an invasion of ducks too ! Everything from Little Black Ducks to Bombay Ducks to Beijing Ducks.

Maybe barnyard thread is a better decription than zoo thread. Better watch where you walk. More guck on the ground than you'll find in your average soi !

You're going to get Tutsi all aroused with talk like that ...

This is turning into the Zoo Thread.

Bad enough having the cross-breed wabbit/elephant/klown, now we have an invasion of ducks too ! Everything from Little Black Ducks to Bombay Ducks to Beijing Ducks.

Maybe barnyard thread is a better decription than zoo thread. Better watch where you walk. More guck on the ground than you'll find in your average soi !

You're going to get Tutsi all aroused with talk like that ...

I think you have to include a cooking recipe to arouse Tutsi.

This is turning into the Zoo Thread.

Bad enough having the cross-breed wabbit/elephant/klown, now we have an invasion of ducks too ! Everything from Little Black Ducks to Bombay Ducks to Beijing Ducks.

Maybe barnyard thread is a better decription than zoo thread. Better watch where you walk. More guck on the ground than you'll find in your average soi !

You're going to get Tutsi all aroused with talk like that ...

I think you have to include a cooking recipe to arouse Tutsi.

Speaking of which, I had ROAST DUCK as a part of my dinner last night !! Yum Yum !

It seems I've gotten the Last Word on that duck ! 1 down.................

This is turning into the Zoo Thread.

Bad enough having the cross-breed wabbit/elephant/klown, now we have an invasion of ducks too ! Everything from Little Black Ducks to Bombay Ducks to Beijing Ducks.

Maybe barnyard thread is a better decription than zoo thread. Better watch where you walk. More guck on the ground than you'll find in your average soi !

You're going to get Tutsi all aroused with talk like that ...

I think you have to include a cooking recipe to arouse Tutsi.

Speaking of which, I had ROAST DUCK as a part of my dinner last night !! Yum Yum !

It seems I've gotten the Last Word on that duck ! 1 down.................

I don't think so because you didn't say roasted black duck. I say fluffy kitten are the last words. Now, as Brian's mother said in the Life of Brian, "I want you all to P off."

This is turning into the Zoo Thread.

Bad enough having the cross-breed wabbit/elephant/klown, now we have an invasion of ducks too ! Everything from Little Black Ducks to Bombay Ducks to Beijing Ducks.

Maybe barnyard thread is a better decription than zoo thread. Better watch where you walk. More guck on the ground than you'll find in your average soi !

You're going to get Tutsi all aroused with talk like that ...

I think you have to include a cooking recipe to arouse Tutsi.

Speaking of which, I had ROAST DUCK as a part of my dinner last night !! Yum Yum !

It seems I've gotten the Last Word on that duck ! 1 down.................

I don't think so because you didn't say roasted black duck. I say fluffy kitten are the last words. Now, as Brian's mother said in the Life of Brian, "I want you all to P off."

Only just got here and into the genetalia wars already.

Sup Beyactches - Almost finished in Issan now - can get back to my ADSL tomorrow!

hey hey kids (in a krusty the klown voice and laugh)

sorry ive not been bothering you all with posting here... but ive been ill with the snuffles you see, and i have a weeks holiday off work this week too so have "life" to keep me occupied..

but i havent forgotten you futhermuckers.. and im still keeping a watchfull eye on whats happening

TLW

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What do you think you will see?