Where do you want to die?

[sirchai]

What a stupid question! I'm a seventh day Adventist, Mormon and a Jehovah's Witness. Didn't you know that guys like me do not die? -

[sirchai]

I want to be shot in bed while making love to a beautiful woman by her jealous husband when I am aged about 102.

I'd prefer to be 123 when this happens to me. And knowing that I'll come back makes it more fun doing it.-

[spectrumisgreen]

Makes absolutely no difference to me, food for worms or the vultures or add to the air pollution, I'm not around anymore.

Just hope those I leave behind will be OK, have to hang in a bit longer to ensure that. . .

ask me when it happens if I'm happy about when, where, and how I came to pass... any lack of statement should be taken as agreement to get shut of what's left as simply and easily and unceremoniously as possible... byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[i claudius]

In bed at the age of 100 just after i have finished having sex with a ravishingly good looking model of 21 .

[harry]

Don't tell your wife about that!

My son told me he has no problem if I pop my clogs here in Thailand as long as he can come to the Thai style funeral, so to me, it does not matter where I die, though I'd prefer to die in bed making love with a beautiful woman.

[poanoi]

Before i turn 50 i hope

[BahBahBoBo]

I would like to die at 69 , 69ing with a 26 lovely girl.

What for hey do with my body?

Have it gang raped by ten of the sexiest ladyboys and then creamated.

Aduoisss!

Goodbye cruel world!

[Birdman]

outright during skydiving and after that the wind is pushing the dead body into the next active volcano. So no one has to do even the smallest thing. No actions, no costs, no epitaph, nothing......

Just one thing: please put up a really nice and loud high end P.A. to the crater edge and play "Immigrant Song" from Led Zeppelin into it.

[KuhnPaen]

Between a set of big ol' ladyboy boobies. Preferably while she is choking me...while I'm dressed in lingerie....and then hangs my body in a closet.

Oh, has that been done before?

Edited June 22, 2013 by KuhnPaen

[boosta]

Googling "controlled flight into a volcano", brought up this guy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_II,_Prince_of_Schaumburg-Lippe

[ccarbaugh]

I told my buddy and my gf to quickly

remove the gold filings and caps off

my teeth for them to pawn, then just

throw my dead body into the klong to

feed the fish.

Edited June 22, 2013 by ccarbaugh

[katastrophic]

Perkins the Cleaners in England if they are still trading. They died a suit of mine a lovely fawn colour. Yeah, I'd like to die there if they will employ me.

[katastrophic]

OK, so I spelt dye wrong, works if you say it, but not in writing!

[Songhua]

I choose to die naturally, not like this:

[Donnie Brasco]

Here.

It's a damned fine neighborhood.

And it'll go something like THIS if I have anything to say about it.

My current place would do just fine but since I've got a few things left on my bucket list I am not ready to eject just yet. So I keep a fine Austrian sidearm clipped to my mattress and I keep it loaded and at primary setting.

My caregiver staff and I will have a 275 degree view of the Bangkok skyline from a high floor in a good neighborhood. We will be surrounded by excellent provisioners and restaurants.

Bangkok pollution affords me the absolute best in sunsets.

If I start feeding the Nok iang on the balcony at the onset of my endgame, they will ensure I never stay in bed past dawn.

So unless I finish up a drooling slobbering vegetable I want to go out in climate-controlled comfort in my current apartment after it has been fitted out for the purpose. To that end I'd want a hospital bed 3/4 size, an extra fridge, and good flat screen and True Cable Internet Service and Netflix..

I want two fridges and an unending supply of fruit juices. Fermented and unfermented.

I'd like to have two nurses and a bed nurse a stack of fresh linens, a bathing slab and some good natured bar girls in attendance.

I'd like a decent pain management regime in place when the time comes.

Disposal.

I want to be cremated upcountry on a 100% wood fire (no tires and no gas) I want them to keep piling on the wood until all that's left are my charred bones. After that I have proposed an absolutely rockin' mor lam sing in the village of my burning. Following this I want my ashes taken to the Ma Nam Kong and scattered from a long-tail anchored in the middle of the river.

This will be followed by a wake in Bangkok.

BTW, Business class return tickets from anyone from the old country who wishes to attend and whose wives will release them.

The wake will be a full-on buffet at the JWMarriot complete with first rate Coyotees and an open bar.

They'll dance, they'll sing, they'll entertain the troops.

I want a bus load of models, massage girls and escorts serving the cheese course, the desert and post-prandial liquors in one of the Mariott's convention suites.

At the breaks I want a Foodland tape playing Pilipino covers of all those sixties and seventies songs.

Responsible remuneration schedule for any hotties who pair up as guides for the overseas guests or restaurant passes and champaign for couples.

So far it's been an excellent ride.

I want to share it .

[DesertRose]

Well I want to be at least 90 and pop my clogs while in bed with a handful of 25 year old Chippendales.

I want every single organ or still useful part of me to be put to use helping others, the rest can go on a nice bonfire.

[koto]

I don't think we have much choice on exactly where we will die, unless we have a hand in our own demise.

What to do with the body? I want a Viking funeral. Long tail boat on the Gulf of Thailand. Start the engine, set it alight and point it at the sunset.

A great way to go

.

Myself also, if I don't have the coin at that time, a 200 baht air mattress, bottle 151 rum, pour over body, push me out to sea, flick matches at me.

I want to also go down like a Viking, be ate by a shark, cruise the ocean...

2ND Choice

Cremated, ashes mixed into some good smoke, to be shared and ingested by love ones and friends...

[Satcommlee]

Just throw me over the wall of the British Embassy, I'm happy to rot away there for 20 years!

[Eesat]

I want a Tibetan Sky Burial!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6hSK8CluxQ

Edited June 22, 2013 by Eesat

[Italian guy]

Personally, I can't care the less. When I'm dead I'm just nonliving matter, so they can dispose it as they like.

[MILT]

I want Dead Flowers on my grave.

[boosta]

And you can send me dead flowers every morning

Send me dead flower by the mail

Send me dead flowers to my wedding

And I won't forget to put roses on your grave

[Banzai99]

I want to die as I am making a meaningless post on ThaiVisa, I could die happy knowing someone I don't know, may, or may not have read the last words of someone he or she don't know, and upon finding out about my death more people who I wouldn't know if I walked into them can write RIP.

[Para]

For me where I die is irrelevant as a Buddhist I am only concerned where I will be reborn!

[mikemac]

On a Pattaya baht bus in the middle of a mob of drunken Iranian tourists. Look down from above as they try to tell the BIB that they had nothing to do with it.

[mascarakatze]

I dont really mind where I die. What will it count for? But if I die in my home it would be ok by me if the tambon's rubbish collector takes my body with him. This is all a pipe dream though, as you must be in the correct type of bag to have the privilage of being hauled away with the local garbage.

could you just expire quickly before you post another moronic reply.

[Old Croc]

I see Boosta has passed on.

[aboctok]

I don't think we have much choice on exactly where we will die, unless we have a hand in our own demise.

What to do with the body? I want a Viking funeral. Long tail boat on the Gulf of Thailand. Start the engine, set it alight and point it at the sunset.

God almighty! Start that engine and get this Thai Viking funeral going!

[Suradit69]

Ideally Oaxaca Mexico where they have a big party and lots of great food for the dead ... once a year anyway.

I'm sure the demise of certain TV regulars could cause spontaneous partying without the bother & expense of travelling to Mexico.

Edited June 23, 2013 by Suradit69

[DavoTheGun]

Some of you guys really have big problems, I can get you a gun if you need it, and some of you do! It will be quick!