Thai Tech

[Robby nz]

After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian

scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a

telephone network one thousand years ago.

So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed,

American scientists dug 200 meters and headlines in the US papers read:

"US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers,

and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced

high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."

One week later, the

Thai newspapers reported the following:

"After digging as deep as 500 meters, Thai scientists have

found absolutely nothing.

They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were

already using Bluetooth and Wireless technology."

[suegha]

Oh dear! Very clever...