I'm a multi-millionaire

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can I borrow a million I am good for it!

monochaser,

Can i borrow multi millions?

I like to think of Canada as the Super Ego

USA as the Ego, and

Mexico as the Id

Now I am SURE that offends somebody!

Freud would be pleased.

No doubt he would.

Oh, and I forget to mention ...

CUBA is the "cigar"

Edited April 17, 200620 yr by Thaiquila

i am the canadian ambassador to thailand

I didn't know that "wish they were America" errr ummm I mean Canada had Ambassadors. They are kind of like a wart on America

Sorry, I couldn't resist!!!!

Hmmm. Well then the "wart" is bigger than the host. So who is the wart?

Don't be dissing the Canadians, man ...

Was just joking... Having the Canadians and Mexicans as our border countries is alright. Can't count on either of them for much, but they're alright for neighbors. Didn't mean to offend anyone though.

Hmmm.

Have you considered whether they can count on us for much?

I like to think of Canada as the Super Ego

USA as the Ego, and

Mexico as the Id

Now I am SURE that offends somebody!

I'm not offended... I stopped giving a $#it a long time ago. The names say it all... amerICAN and CANadIans.

I pretend I own bars. I walk in at the same time every day and order everyone around for a few minutes and then sit in the corner and drink. When it is closing time I pay one of the girls to shout at me that I am a lazy drunk Farang husband and drag me home.

A lot of the people who come into the bar actually think I am the owner and I even paid of the cops one night.

You might think this is silly but it has a lot of advantages over actually owning the bar.

1. I am sure I lose less money than the actual owner of the bar.

2. I know exactly how much money I will lose every month and it is within my price range.

3. I have my choice of all of the women in the bar whereas the owner only has one choice.

4. I don’t have to pay taxes.

5. If I am sick I don’t have to go to work.

6. If the cops raid I don’t get arrested.

7. I don’t have to unload the cases of beer.

8. I don’t have to pay insurance.

I am a multi-millionaire (dollars) with huge investments in stocks, bonds and real estate. I retired at 40 and live in Thailand for now; looking at Bali as possible relocation move.

[quote monochaser 2004-10-29 17:56:50 Post #13

Hey, I'm a poverty packing defacto resident of Thailand also. I came here 7 years ago for booze and tarts. I make 28 day visa runs for 2000 baht. I am on a 10k monthly budget. I don't ever pay for girls or booze cause I cant afford them. I mooch my way from day to day. I think I'm pretty representative of many expats in bkk that i've met

Which is it MC?