Chonburi: Penis enlargement attempt fails horrendously

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Penis Enlargement Attempt Fails Horrendously

A man whose attempt to enlarge his penis horrendously failed, he couldn’t stop bleeding and fainted before he could reach the hospital.

CHONBURI -- [PDN]; Volunteer Rescue Officers were informed that a man was found injured bleeding in front of the Bang Pla Soy Post Office. A emergency response team called to the scene to bring him to a hospital.

At the scene, Mr. Chumpon, aged 40, was found lying on the road. He was reported to have a wound on his penis and that was bleeding heavily. He was then brought to local hospital in order to treat his rather shocking wound or injury.

Mr. Chumpon, who was known as a fisherman, had a few drinks with fishermen. He was so drunk that he had the thought of enlarging his penis, he then grabbed a knife and sliced open his penis, which of course led to the reported injury.

He is now in the hands of doctors at a local hospital. Doctors have now declared him to be in a safe state, but his penis was infected with bacteria. It was suggested that he’d have to stay at the hospital a little longer in order to see whether he fully recovers or not.

Source: http://www.pattayadailynews.com/en/2013/09/18/penis-enlargement-attempt-fails-horrendously/

-- Pattaya Daily News 2013-09-19

[jackr]

Is this one of those Darwin award moments?

[monkey4u]

Using a knife on a penis usually makes it smaller NOT larger

[Thormaturge]

This is one news article where I am pleased we do not have pictures.

[kotsak]

Luckily he didn't try to enlarge his brain..

[metisdead]

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[Patje]

How in the hell can you enlarge a penis with a knife ? Everybody knows you need a hammer and a saw !!!!!

[Artisi]

Luckily he didn't try to enlarge his brain..

Might well be that he thinks with his penis anyway, substitute for a brain.

[laurentbkk]

It could be funny but I think its tragic ... this poor guy obviously drunk needs help more than blame.

[Psych01]

Sounds suspicious to me.

[Kerryd]

Usually it's the "wife" that tries to perform that kind of surgery........

[Spalpeen]

He could have made it bigger using just his right hand and a magazine!

[LuckyLew]

farangs will be blames for this too ... for coming here and wooing the ladies with their big .....

[RickeyParkany]

"...It was suggested that he’d have to stay at the hospital a little longer in order to see whether he fully recovers or not."

Recovery from the condition which he suffers, not an option... ;-} rap.

[chooka]

Is this one of those Darwin award moments?

Obviously we can chalk this one up as a definite. Would have to be the "bloody" favourite to take out the 2013 award

[moe666]

Is this one of those Darwin award moments?

No, he has to die, learn the requirements before posting comments about the Darwin Awards

[yooper2001]

The long and short of this story is NEVER OPERATE WHEN YOU ARE DRINKING

[bangkokheat]

that sounds hard to swallow, no point mating him with thailands smart lady to start new the smart race

[chooka]

It could be funny but I think its tragic ... this poor guy obviously drunk needs help more than blame.

Agree, but it is hard to stop laughing at the stupidity of some slicing open your pride and joy to make it bigger. What were his plans, were they to slice it evenly down the centre and then attach the two ends doubling the size. He obviously hasn't heard about the penis enlargement creams that are gently massaged over the organ.

[meatboy]

lucky for him its in the hands of the doctors,would that be male or female

[itchybum]

A nice stiff drink should fix him up.

[Carl64]

Luckily he didn't try to enlarge his brain..

You mean, "Unfortunately he didn't try to enlarge his brain"?????

[boomerangutang]

Thankfully, he didn't talk his buddies into allowing him to perform the same enlargement procedure.

What was he going to do next, stuff rubber bands and splints of bamboo in there? ...and sew it up?

[JeremyBowskill]

I would say it was a success, from where I'm sitting he seems to have made a HUGE d1*k of himself. Well done that man!

[pedro01]

I think we need to know what they hell the guy was drinking - so we can avoid it.

I presume he's either an alcoholic and suffering from dementia, had mental issues or was on something other than booze.

Lots of guys here have penis implants - perhaps he was going to try doing it himself.

Let's hope the rehabilitation of his penis is not a lengthy process.

[gazzasore]

When I was working in Indonesia

a few of the locals heard that they could inject silicon in there manhood

So they did it almost killed them

I think some of them lost there Manhoods completely because of it

[PatOngo]

Makes my eyes water just..........laughing about it. Forty years of knowledge to get to this point.........Amazing!

[lemonjelly]

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yeah, well..you guys were asking for trouble when you posted this story...what do you expect,...lol.....

[darrendsd]

"He is now in the hands of doctors at a local hospital"

Well at least he got a happy ending

[Joe Mamma]

Only women can have that penis operation "addadicktome".