ToddWeston Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 (edited) I'm curious what is this medical test ? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2449051/Gulf-states-introduce-medical-testing-travellers-detect-gay-people-stop-entering-country.html Edited October 8, 2013 by ToddWeston Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Gulf States specially trained Immigration Officer - 'Are you Gay' Tourist - 'No' ... Immigration Officer - 'Next' . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToddWeston Posted October 8, 2013 Author Share Posted October 8, 2013 Gulf States specially trained Immigration Officer - 'Are you Gay' Tourist - 'No' ... Immigration Officer - 'Next' . And if he's wearing a white lab coat that's the medical stuff taken care of I thought perhaps they'd set up a few bar stools and put some gay guys there to watch - gaydar seems to be accurate within 200 metres and seems fairly accurate. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sustento Posted October 8, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 8, 2013 The immigration officer dons a pair of rubber gloves. If you smile you're on the next plane out I'll get me coat..... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToddWeston Posted October 8, 2013 Author Share Posted October 8, 2013 The immigration officer dons a pair of rubber gloves. If you smile you're on the next plane out I'll get me coat..... Now people will think I chose to fly Emirates on purpose for my upcoming trip 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sustento Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 The immigration officer dons a pair of rubber gloves. If you smile you're on the next plane out I'll get me coat..... Now people will think I chose to fly Emirates on purpose for my upcoming trip You'll be OK in Dubai. The security officers won't touch you and won't use wands. If you beep as you go through the loop you'll have to go back round and remove stuff until you stop beeping. Until you don't beep you don't go through. It's best to make sure that you move all metal stuff to your hand luggage (which is scanned by the usual x-ray machine) before you get to the loop. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ToddWeston Posted October 8, 2013 Author Popular Post Share Posted October 8, 2013 The immigration officer dons a pair of rubber gloves. If you smile you're on the next plane out I'll get me coat..... Now people will think I chose to fly Emirates on purpose for my upcoming trip You'll be OK in Dubai. The security officers won't touch you and won't use wands. If you beep as you go through the loop you'll have to go back round and remove stuff until you stop beeping. Until you don't beep you don't go through. It's best to make sure that you move all metal stuff to your hand luggage (which is scanned by the usual x-ray machine) before you get to the loop. I was only thinking if the rubber gloves came out I'd hope they'd have candles and a nice bottle of plonk to set the mood. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sustento Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 The immigration officer dons a pair of rubber gloves. If you smile you're on the next plane out I'll get me coat..... Now people will think I chose to fly Emirates on purpose for my upcoming trip You'll be OK in Dubai. The security officers won't touch you and won't use wands. If you beep as you go through the loop you'll have to go back round and remove stuff until you stop beeping. Until you don't beep you don't go through. It's best to make sure that you move all metal stuff to your hand luggage (which is scanned by the usual x-ray machine) before you get to the loop. I was only thinking if the rubber gloves came out I'd hope they'd have candles and a nice bottle of plonk to set the mood. With an A380 full of passengers to get through I don't think they've got time for too much romancing. It's a matter of 'Brace!' - 'Next!' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fookhaht Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 I believe it will be a quick, cut-and-dried psychological profiling based on this sure-test: HOW TO FIND OUT IF YOUR BOYFRIEND IS GAY"“Is he gay?” is probably one of the first questions for girls when they see a nice looking guy out on the street. The population of gays seem to increase incredibly nowadays. You can probably see gay guys in every corner of big cities....."CONTINUE READING AT....http://wikigays.com/2013/10/06/how-to-find-out-if-your-boyfriend-is-gay-or-not/#more-32 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToddWeston Posted October 8, 2013 Author Share Posted October 8, 2013 I believe it will be a quick, cut-and-dried psychological profiling based on this sure-test: HOW TO FIND OUT IF YOUR BOYFRIEND IS GAY "Is he gay? is probably one of the first questions for girls when they see a nice looking guy out on the street. The population of gays seem to increase incredibly nowadays. You can probably see gay guys in every corner of big cities....." CONTINUE READING AT.... http://wikigays.com/2013/10/06/how-to-find-out-if-your-boyfriend-is-gay-or-not/#more-32 Thank you for the link - I actually laughed out loud. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fookhaht Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 (edited) I believe it will be a quick, cut-and-dried psychological profiling based on this sure-test: HOW TO FIND OUT IF YOUR BOYFRIEND IS GAY "Is he gay? is probably one of the first questions for girls when they see a nice looking guy out on the street. The population of gays seem to increase incredibly nowadays. You can probably see gay guys in every corner of big cities....." CONTINUE READING AT.... http://wikigays.com/2013/10/06/how-to-find-out-if-your-boyfriend-is-gay-or-not/#more-32 Thank you for the link - I actually laughed out loud. "Has a good sense of humor" and "eats healthy food," clinched it for me. All the Kuwaiti screeners will have to do is present a choice of salad or donuts, then tell an Arab joke. If he takes the donuts and/or has even a hint of a giggle, it's a U-turn to the deportation cell! Edited October 8, 2013 by Fookhaht 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onthemoon Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 There is an issue in Oman, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sustento Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 So that would be the Onan from Oman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 I'm going to move this to the travel forum. It deserves a wide audience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Gulf states will have clinical screenings at airport to 'detect' homosexuals and stop them entering the country Routine clinical screenings of expatriates entering Gulf Cooperation Countries (GCC) such as Kuwait would be introduced at airportsKuwait and other states will conduct medical tests in an attempt to “detect” homosexuals trying to enter Gulf states, a senior official has announced. Yousouf Mindkar said routine clinical screenings of expatriates entering Gulf Cooperation Countries (GCC) such as Kuwait would be introduced at airports. Persons who are identified as LGBT through the tests would then be refused entry into the country. Speaking to local daily paper Al Rai, the director of public health at the Kuwaiti health ministry said that whilst medical centres already conduct tests to assess the health of those entering Kuwait, they will “take stricter measures that will help us detect gays who will be then barred from entering Kuwait or any of the GCC member states.” Full story: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/gulf-states-will-have-clinical-screenings-at-airport-to-detect-homosexuals-and-stop-them-entering-the-country-8867046.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Is it true you can test for bottoms anyway by checking ... well ... figure it out! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fookhaht Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Is it true you can test for bottoms anyway by checking ... well ... figure it out! The airport body X-ray machines should take care of that, shouldn't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nisakiman Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Is it April !st? I seem to have lost track... I'm struggling to believe that even our muslim brothers are capable of quite this level of asininity. On second thoughts... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onthemoon Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 I believe it will be a quick, cut-and-dried psychological profiling based on this sure-test: HOW TO FIND OUT IF YOUR BOYFRIEND IS GAY "Is he gay? is probably one of the first questions for girls when they see a nice looking guy out on the street. The population of gays seem to increase incredibly nowadays. You can probably see gay guys in every corner of big cities....." CONTINUE READING AT.... http://wikigays.com/2013/10/06/how-to-find-out-if-your-boyfriend-is-gay-or-not/#more-32 Thank you for the link - I actually laughed out loud. For a moment there, I thought the link was serious. I was getting an identity crisis, because I am always out of trend, never bite my fingernails, and don't care about a perfect eyebrow (I don't even know what that is). Luckily I saw your comment before converting to heterosexualism. I wish at least some of the issues mentioned were true for most gay people though - such as "Know how to mix and match clothes." Unfortunately, gay men wear socks with sandals and shorts just like straight guys. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post transam Posted October 12, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 12, 2013 They will be scanning visually for ''that'' walk, so think all must practice a Rambo walk, chew gum and spit now and again................. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToddWeston Posted October 12, 2013 Author Share Posted October 12, 2013 They will be scanning visually for ''that'' walk, so think all must practice a Rambo walk, chew gum and spit now and again................. So the lesbians will whisk through no worries. nb: Humour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 As least it's not a place most gay men would WANT to go to in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 They will be scanning visually for ''that'' walk, so think all must practice a Rambo walk, chew gum and spit now and again................. So the lesbians will whisk through no worries. nb: Humour Only if THEY don't spit.................................... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onthemoon Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 As least it's not a place most gay men would WANT to go to in the first place. Speak for yourself. These Arab guys are really something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 (edited) As least it's not a place most gay men would WANT to go to in the first place. Speak for yourself. These Arab guys are really something... Homosexuality (male) is punishable by six years imprisonment in Kuwait. Edited October 12, 2013 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onthemoon Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 As least it's not a place most gay men would WANT to go to in the first place. Speak for yourself. These Arab guys are really something... Homosexuality (male) is punishable by six years imprisonment in Kuwait. What is the practice in Kuwait and all the other GCC countries? Homosexuality is also punishable in Malaysia, Singapore and Dubai. My own experience in Arab countries is that people just do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Robert Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 how utterly barbaric and Inhumane that anyone would even contemplate such stupidity...if they discover a gay man what will they do? buggers belief! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 I wonder if the boarding airlines will be asked to assist in the pre-screening? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nisakiman Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 I wonder if the boarding airlines will be asked to assist in the pre-screening? Given that a fairly high proportion of air stewards are gay (just my observation - I may be wrong), I rather doubt that any assistance would be forthcoming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sustento Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 I believe it will be a quick, cut-and-dried psychological profiling based on this sure-test: HOW TO FIND OUT IF YOUR BOYFRIEND IS GAY "Is he gay? is probably one of the first questions for girls when they see a nice looking guy out on the street. The population of gays seem to increase incredibly nowadays. You can probably see gay guys in every corner of big cities....." CONTINUE READING AT.... http://wikigays.com/2013/10/06/how-to-find-out-if-your-boyfriend-is-gay-or-not/#more-32 Thank you for the link - I actually laughed out loud. For a moment there, I thought the link was serious. I was getting an identity crisis, because I am always out of trend, never bite my fingernails, and don't care about a perfect eyebrow (I don't even know what that is). Luckily I saw your comment before converting to heterosexualism. I wish at least some of the issues mentioned were true for most gay people though - such as "Know how to mix and match clothes." Unfortunately, gay men wear socks with sandals and shorts just like straight guys. You been peeking through my window again? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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