sibeymai Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 Spent all night out recently (yes, it is still possible to do in BKK). On arrival back home the next morning the wife accused me of playing up, which I denied of course (if I did, I don't think whoever it was would have been very satisfied judging from the headache I had next day). Anyway, the wife came up with a pretty odd suggestion. She said that if i was going to go out and stay out all night I have to "earn credits" to do so. 15 credits and I can stay out all night once. To earn credits I have to "perform" at home, 1 "performance" = 1 credit. I'm interested in hearing about any other unusual arrangements which wives/girlfriends have imposed on their husbands/boyfriends in similar circumstances. I was prepared for the yelling and screaming, objects being thrown, being chased around the condo, having to retrieve objects from the swimming pool, possible surgery, demands to go upcountry and visit the relatives, trips to the gold shop or other shopping extravaganze.....but not this. Totally from left field and knocked me for six. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maigo6 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 Anyway, the wife came up with a pretty odd suggestion. She said that if i was going to go out and stay out all night I have to "earn credits" to do so. 15 credits and I can stay out all night once. To earn credits I have to "perform" at home, 1 "performance" = 1 credit. Sounds like you totally neglect her, so much so she has to bribe you for attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sibeymai Posted April 30, 2006 Author Share Posted April 30, 2006 I can understand how you might reach that conclusion, but I assure you that is not the case. That is why I am totally stumped by the suggestion. I don't have any intention of "cashing in". Is she trying to bait me ? I don't think she could be serious for a moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 maybe she also wants a night when she can stay out too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seonai Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 You will have to give us more background...... like have you and your wife got a good trust thing? Have you ever played around? Is she calling your bluff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 You did not specify what 'performance' means. Good behaviour? More money? Or just make her satisfied before you carry the remainders out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meerkat Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 When my Chinese ex and I were living together here in HK, she'd punish me by making me do the housework if I "came" before she did. Thankfully my love-making was better than my ironing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowy Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 My goodness, how old are you? I do this kinda thing with my 4 year old, but he gets stickers and a prize, instead of getting to go out all night. Do you get a smack or a time out if you are a naughty boy...maybe no cartoons? Men... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Eddie Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 You're right shadowy, he should tell her where to stick her 15 credits and go out on the lash with his mates.... she'll soon learn not to play childish games like that with him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 When my Chinese ex and I were living together here in HK, she'd punish me by making me do the housework if I "came" before she did. Thankfully my love-making was better than my ironing... Christ... now that one would have me worried... totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Mouse Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 Christ... now that one would have me worried... totster You need some urgent lessons on staying power....or perhaps some very tight elastic bands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaoPo Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Spent all night out recently (yes, it is still possible to do in BKK). On arrival back home the next morning the wife accused me of playing up, which I denied of course (if I did, I don't think whoever it was would have been very satisfied judging from the headache I had next day).Anyway, the wife came up with a pretty odd suggestion. She said that if i was going to go out and stay out all night I have to "earn credits" to do so. 15 credits and I can stay out all night once. To earn credits I have to "perform" at home, 1 "performance" = 1 credit. 1. Maybe your wife was worried (and jealous) about you....the next morning...thought of that? 2. Did you 'play' ? 3. "earn credits"...does your wife work at a bank? 4. I suppose 'perform' means "making-love" ? 5. I think your wife is very clever to have you 'perform' 15 times; she must know the #'s per week/month you did perform before with her and you were the one who forgot ...and thus she invented 'the credits' 6. Your problem will be the night your 'mates' (or someone else...) call you for an evening out.....and do it the same evening 15 times with your wife.....well...that's a lot of work and you won't be able to go out that evening at all.... LaoPo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naka Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Are you a man or a mouse Sibeymai ... Squeek Up. Naka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tippaporn Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 I can't speak for anyone else but I think earning credits sounds like fun. If it were my wife I'd be earning those credits pretty dam.n quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 I can't speak for anyone else but I think earning credits sounds like fun. If it were my wife I'd be earning those credits pretty dam.n quickly. Earning credits so that you can spend all night out.. or for something else ? totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tippaporn Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 I can't speak for anyone else but I think earning credits sounds like fun. If it were my wife I'd be earning those credits pretty dam.n quickly. Earning credits so that you can spend all night out.. or for something else ? totster Performance = credits . . . earning credits for the sake of earning credits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dereklev Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Anyway, the wife came up with a pretty odd suggestion. She said that if i was going to go out and stay out all night I have to "earn credits" to do so. 15 credits and I can stay out all night once. To earn credits I have to "perform" at home, 1 "performance" = 1 credit.I'm interested in hearing about any other unusual arrangements which wives/girlfriends have imposed on their husbands/boyfriends in similar circumstances. My wife expects me to earn credits when I come home after spending the night out..... And lord help me if I can't........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nawtilus Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 I bet she makes him wear a little skirt and apron around the house also. Me and my missus have the same deal about sex, she first, can proudly say that it was hard in the beginning, but the repeated attempts for perfection were fun. This year I have not failed so far, last year at most I failed 3 times. It sometimes helps if the telly is on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Explorer Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Me and my missus have the same deal about sex, she first, can proudly say that it was hard in the beginning, but the repeated attempts for perfection were fun. This year I have not failed so far, last year at most I failed 3 times.It sometimes helps if the telly is on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oopapasan Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Spent all night out recently (yes, it is still possible to do in BKK). On arrival back home the next morning the wife accused me of playing up, which I denied of course (if I did, I don't think whoever it was would have been very satisfied judging from the headache I had next day).Anyway, the wife came up with a pretty odd suggestion. She said that if i was going to go out and stay out all night I have to "earn credits" to do so. 15 credits and I can stay out all night once. To earn credits I have to "perform" at home, 1 "performance" = 1 credit. I'm interested in hearing about any other unusual arrangements which wives/girlfriends have imposed on their husbands/boyfriends in similar circumstances. I was prepared for the yelling and screaming, objects being thrown, being chased around the condo, having to retrieve objects from the swimming pool, possible surgery, demands to go upcountry and visit the relatives, trips to the gold shop or other shopping extravaganze.....but not this. Totally from left field and knocked me for six. Maybe her boyfriend is taking care of her while your out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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