Popular Post phuketjock Posted December 8, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted December 8, 2013 I am not big on T shirt writings as they usually have mundane old sayings like " same same but different" or the old " no I don't want a @%$%&*& tuk tuk, suit bla bla", but I came across one last night in my usual eatery on soi Islander. I have no idea if it is an old one or not but I have never seen it before. A guy walked in with a T shirt on which simply stated, " I don't need Google my wife knows everything" I had to laugh and when I told the wife about it she laughed and said " you should remember that!!" Well it amused me. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarenBravo Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 (edited) Best T-shirt I saw here was:- PATTAYA Veni Vidi Veni Edited December 8, 2013 by KarenBravo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shot Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lokie Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Seen some motorcycle/scooter gloves other day in bike shop with Swazstickers on each glove and the word NAZI emblazoned across them... Nutz! That T slogan is funny, have not seen that one, an old one I like is; I'm with this Gay Guy and the arrow pointing to his mate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blindside Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 I had a t-shirt that said "T-Shirts are over" which I thought was pretty clever. Obviously seen some really bad ones. A couple of years back, a student 15 come with: <deleted> you, you *ucking <deleted>*cker (with out the asterisks of course). Ironically she was the most demur and polite young lady you will ever meet - (pretty low English skills of course). This of course made it funnier. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cylon Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Jung Ceylon ,shooting cafe tout. had T shirt that read," If you absolutely have to shoot some C..T in the face, use a GLOCK" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gsxrnz Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 I love the ones with spelling mistakes, or that use idiotic grammar. These are usually on dresses as opposed to T-shirts. A few I can recall are "Praty Girl", "Preety Lady". The all time classic was the "dance like nobody's watching" but it was spelt something like "dacne like nodobys wacting". I blamed too many JD's at first but after a closer inspection I confirmed it was a total balls up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccarbaugh Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 At a Saturday Night Bizarre, (market,) in Isaan, I saw a sweet little 13 - 14 year-old demur, polite angel wearing a big black T-Shirt with big, bold white letters on the front that said, "WILL F*** FOR COKE" (but with no asterisk.) Another one, (my favorite,) showed a paper with child's writing that said, "Dear Santa, let me explain" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevehaigh Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 many years ago when i was new to Thailand, i saw someone wearing a t-shirt that said 'blow jobs for dummies, teach her how to do it right' with a little cartoon of you can guess what. but the funny thing about it, it was been worn by an old Thai lady who clearly had no idea what it was about. i wish i had taken a picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NomadJoe Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Saw this one on a Thai guy once: And this one I found in a shop in Kathu: In the markets you can find many shirts with nonsensical English on them. One of the most embarrassing shirts and shocking shirts I have ever seen was warn by a young woman working at a speedboat company. My family was visiting from the states, including my young nieces. This woman had a shirt with two cartoon drawings of naked toddlers, a boy and a girl, and the girl was giving the boy oral sex. I mean, <deleted>? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubblegum Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings" Seen just the other day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuarty Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Bubblegum you missed out the last line which is "Drunks have parties" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubblegum Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Bubblegum you missed out the last line which is "Drunks have parties" Didn't see that but makes sense :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LivinginKata Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Let's move this to Farang Pub - fun & entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocN Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 One I saw, that had me giggeling quiet a bit was saying "333" on the front...and "Half Evil" on the back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdean Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Why do I see so many from "Barnetts" "El Paso"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backstairs Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 (edited) Large gentleman, sweating, unshaven with T that stated "i f---k on the first date". Edited December 9, 2013 by backstairs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Since we're in the Pub now and can have a little more fun. I'm expecting my first born in a couple of months ... I'm late into Fatherhood. What's the chance of me buying this for the toddler ... . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canman Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Seen on a Tee shirt at a golf course in Aus: I Hate Golf I Hate Golf Nice Shot I love Golf! Pretty much sums the game up for me at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitar God Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 I wonder who makes these, and what they're thinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrjlh Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Saw a Thai walking down the mall with a baseball cap on that said "DORK"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigurris Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 I saw a young Thai boy wearing a tee shirt which said, " Hitler was right" superimposed over a picture of the ovens at Austwitz. And I have lost count of the Nazi t shirts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunshine51 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 This one's ok... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razzler1973 Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 One I saw, that had me giggeling quiet a bit was saying "333" on the front...and "Half Evil" on the back... Haha, pretty good This is the problem though. You read it, chuckle for 3 seconds and then the joke is over and you walk around in that shirt the rest of the day :/ It's like the 'ol 'Sex Instructor: First Lesson Free' ... *groan* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In Search of Space Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 I am not big on T shirt writings as they usually have mundane old sayings like " same same but different" or the old " no I don't want a @%$%&*& tuk tuk, suit bla bla", but I came across one last night in my usual eatery on soi Islander. I have no idea if it is an old one or not but I have never seen it before. A guy walked in with a T shirt on which simply stated, " I don't need Google my wife knows everything" I had to laugh and when I told the wife about it she laughed and said " you should remember that!!" Well it amused me. Saw an Arab chap in Bangkok with the reverse, "my boyfriend knows everything", I'm sure he didn't know ! As if by magic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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