Exsexyman Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 old faithful doesn't react as he used to Alas that comes to us all. I think it was George Burns who observed that sex now was like trying to play pool with a length of rope. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGaoMungGawn Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 ...and where do you come up with all these weird photos you keep posting around the forum? Well, just because it's about dinner time in Thailand ... I can't publicly show this one under the 'Good Taste' Rule. Just click the link ... all will be revealed ... old_guy_with_socks_and_sandals1 Could be the Beach @ Pattaya? But it's definitely not any of us on the Forum ... we are way too hansum mans That is disgusting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeanpierre Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 first time i came to thailand see those nice birds i grab one toke her with me i was that quick now i see those birds i go slow but take them all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinBoy2 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Looking in the mirror while I'm shaving and seeing someone who looks more like my Dad every day looking back at me. Not that it's a problem, my Dad was a handsome looking fellow in his dotage. And on a local note - I cooked myself my usual BIG BREAKFAST on Sunday of bacon, eggs, sausages, hash browns, baked beans, fried tomatoes, fried mushrooms, black pudding, lashings of HP Sauce......and was shocked to discover when I'd nearly finished eating it that I'd been using a bloody fork and spoon. I'm not sure if it was just the habit taking over or a grey moment. Don't worry, that was just the excitement that is created by a big British breakfast. was that 'excitement' or 'excrement' created by big breakfast...another sign of aging, off for my nightly dose of fiber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJIC Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Another clue to getting old is when all your ailments have to take turns in giving you a bad day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Radar501 Posted December 18, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted December 18, 2013 A young lady was knocking madly at my apartment door, so I got up and let her out. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noikrit Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Threesomes down to one a week......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 A young lady was knocking madly at my apartment door, so I got up and let her out. Wish I could do the same with Mrs.Trans........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunshine51 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Farts...can't trust em anymore. Plus everything else that's been mentioned so far. I think.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mancub Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Sitting drinking Chang with my beat friend of 30 years , when he said " I'm really sorry, but I've completely forgotten your name !" After a few moments of awkward deliberation, to my great consternation ,I could only reply ," That's OK ,but tell me ,when do you need to know by ?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIHUAHUA Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 50 yr old tuk tuk driver said p chi. Hmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 ^^ when white socks and sandals are acceptable attire ... . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 ^^ when white socks and sandals are acceptable attire ... . What ugly disgusting looking creatures, and these bellies, uuuugggghhhhh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonsalviz Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Clues that you are getting old -- what are some Thai expat specific ones? More and more people start addressing me as "hansum man". Lucky fellow. They call me "Papa". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinBoy2 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 (edited) I'm going with German ^^ when white socks and sandals are acceptable attire ... . Oh thats just wrong Hazard a guess at nationality?? The one on the left maybe but not so sure about the 'hunk' on the right. Shall we just say they are European? It scares me when you think either is a 'hunk' LOL I'll concede some version of European. Using my unscientific polling data, since I seem to run into about twice as many Swedes as any other nationality, and given the size of the country, all Swedish males seem to migrate to Thailand...Swedish is my official vote for 'the hunk' Edited December 18, 2013 by GinBoy2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charmonman Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 You feel like going for a drink, but you remember that all the bars you used to like were torn down years ago and replaced with shopping malls and condos. People start offering you their seat on the skytrain (hasn't happened to me yet, but the day is coming). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ableguy Posted December 18, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted December 18, 2013 What was the question again ? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 What was the question again ? I was thinking the same.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobTH Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 In a nutshell 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WitawatWatawit Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 (edited) ...and where do you come up with all these weird photos you keep posting around the forum? Well, just because it's about dinner time in Thailand ... I can't publicly show this one under the 'Good Taste' Rule. Just click the link ... all will be revealed ... old_guy_with_socks_and_sandals1 Could be the Beach @ Pattaya? But it's definitely not any of us on the Forum ... we are way too hansum mans Wow, great! You didn't tell me Geriatric Smackdown was coming to Pattaya. Can't wait to see The Crock, The Underfaker, No Show, Blunt Edge, Hulk Hohum, The Sheiky, Stone Deaf Steve Austin, ... and Trish Stratus, Smackdown's viagra on legs, for those who need it. Edited December 18, 2013 by WitawatWatawit 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loptr Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 I just had something I was going to mention, but I forgot already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WitawatWatawit Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Just finished work. Just finished work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showbags Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 I forgot what I was going to say... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showbags Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 I remember now.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sheryl Posted December 18, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted December 18, 2013 People -- adults -- ask you how long you've been in this country and you have to answer "since before you were born". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torrens54 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Used to be I couldn't pass a mirror, or anything that reflected my image without taking a satisfying look. Now, I avoid them! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snooky Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Accompanying a fifty plus friend from the US whilst he was looking at some condo's for sale, and having the real estate agent asking him if his father was looking for a place also! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F4UCorsair Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Can no longer fire several shots off the one stick? I'm not suggesting that's me, but I've heard that can happen in one's advanced years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacko45k Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Half way thru a conversation and wondering what i was about to say. I wish I could get halfway through a bathroom visit. I used to get out of bed fresh and fit, but need to limber things up now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinBoy2 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 (edited) You know you're old in Thailand when you get outta bed, sit on couch and think, ouch all my joints hurt, must be because of the cold!.....aww crap, that sounds like me! Edited December 18, 2013 by GinBoy2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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