koeko Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 So I was in the toilet last night doing my thing and stuff and suddenly a really loud noise came from the floor, then about 2 or 3 seconds later it happened. It was soooo horrible I still can't remove the smell even a day after! I took about 20 showers and used pure BLEACH to clean myself, but still no go: whenever I walk, people turn around with their hands on their nose... It's a real nightmare! I'm near suicidal FYI this is a true story and if this is a joke, then it's a really really bad one. It happened at the 5baths-toilets mid-WS. I had to walk back home, no taxi would take me. I've searched the net for similar experiences and the nearest I could find to my experience is this video which looks PRETTY similar to what happened to me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILIhtxCLz_I#t=55 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattaya28 Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mataleo Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 U joking mataleo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michaelaway Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 (edited) S_it happens... crap. Edited December 23, 2013 by Michaelaway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DD13 Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 SH*T....... what a terrible thing to happen to anyone..........phew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petermik Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 And the soi dogs reactions were ................................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bikkii Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Wow, you really must have felt like a real turd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 More importantly did you ask for your THB 5 back ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norrona Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 ha ha ha....at least you've kept your sense of humor, but not a clue on what happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koeko Posted December 23, 2013 Author Share Posted December 23, 2013 And the soi dogs reactions were ................................. Typical "woof woof!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattaya28 Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 I'm trying to picture what you looked like after you were "toilet-bombed". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Started happening in Thailand, all over, 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattaya28 Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 1 more comment. Since when do taxi drivers "smell" their customers ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koeko Posted December 23, 2013 Author Share Posted December 23, 2013 (edited) 1 more comment. Since when do taxi drivers "smell" their customers ? The odor was so strong that anybody could smell it 100 meters around! How could they NOT smell it? Beside there was NO MISTAKE possible on the origin of the brown matter covering me entirely from head to toe. It's not from me but this picture is ridicilus compared to what happened to me, as for me the shit was sprayed toward the ceiling, getting shit on my hair and stuff... Edited December 23, 2013 by koeko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpaiduay Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Sympathise with you koeko , I used to work in a tanning factory . Shame it wasn't a tanning studio , ha ha , but I can assimilate with the smell Part of my job was to unload the effluent into the collection ponds , I could never got to the pub , people can smell the work related problems . But having it happen in public space ! Hope it works out ok for ya . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balo Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 This is terrible, can you give us the location so I can avoid this public toilet in the future. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koeko Posted December 23, 2013 Author Share Posted December 23, 2013 This is terrible, can you give us the location so I can avoid this public toilet in the future. . It's the toilets behind the boxing ring (middle of Walking Street) on the left side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koeko Posted December 23, 2013 Author Share Posted December 23, 2013 I'm not alone! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 It happened to me in Mexico City. I don't want to talk about it! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koeko Posted December 23, 2013 Author Share Posted December 23, 2013 Sympathise with you koeko , I used to work in a tanning factory . Shame it wasn't a tanning studio , ha ha , but I can assimilate with the smell Part of my job was to unload the effluent into the collection ponds , I could never got to the pub , people can smell the work related problems . But having it happen in public space ! Hope it works out ok for ya . The problem with me is that the odor doesn't go away, I had to throw away all the clothes that I've used today as they are all contaminated now, even the bed sheets had to be replaced, and I'm still showering like every hour... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pomthai Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Are you being fecesious? Sounds like you had a crap day. Takes 'learning to use the bum squirter' to whole new level. Nappies for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DD13 Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 You have given us such a laugh reading this.....and the pictures were hilarious .......thank you ps.....I often wondered why I was always seeing "Thais" peeing along the roadside.....now I know 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattaya28 Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 I now believe this story 100%. The word has got around town. Had a very busy day. Got 3 taxi's.today. And would you believe each driver asked if he could smell me before I got onboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkbarnstormer Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 A late contender for post of the year! One day you will look back and laugh....if you ever get rid of the smell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilesofSmiles Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Nasty. An hour or two in a sauna might get it out of your skin. Or hot springs sort of bath thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koeko Posted December 23, 2013 Author Share Posted December 23, 2013 Nasty. An hour or two in a sauna might get it out of your skin. Or hot springs sort of bath thing. I ended up shaving my hairs completely, the smell wouldn't go away even with super hot water... It was a crap day, and now it became a true nightmare, I look totally hideous with a bold head... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattaya28 Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 ""bold head"" every post's a winner with this OP 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koeko Posted December 24, 2013 Author Share Posted December 24, 2013 ""bold head"" every post's a winner with this OP Sorry I meant "bald" not "bold" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattaya28 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 koeko. Thank you for sharing your experience. It certainly has been an experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rimmer Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Just what we need on Pattaya Forum at Christmas, An exploding toilet topic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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