Hi!

[Barbarian Barbie]

I am Barbarian Barbie, you can call me BB for short. I have come to Thailand to search for my "inner self".

nice to meet yall.

[StreetCowboy]

What makes you think your "inner self" is in Thailand? Have Interpol been on the case?

SC

[WitawatWatawit]

Leave her alone, SC, or she'll cut your balls off.

[StreetCowboy]

Leave her alone, SC, or she'll cut your balls off.

Sorry, BB.

I'll just hide the scissors...

SC

[krisb]

I'm not scared. My wifes from Isaan and her scissors cost 80baht.

[StreetCowboy]

I'm not scared. My wifes from Isaan and her scissors cost 80baht.

There's nothing worse than having your knackers sawed off with blunt scissors, probably, for all I know.

SC

[krisb]

I'm not scared. My wifes from Isaan and her scissors cost 80baht.

There's nothing worse than having your knackers sawed off with blunt scissors, probably, for all I know.

SC

Selling chocolate coated knackers out the front of her court case for sawing off your nuts would be in a humiliating way I suspect.

How embarrassing.

[StreetCowboy]

I'm not scared. My wifes from Isaan and her scissors cost 80baht.

There's nothing worse than having your knackers sawed off with blunt scissors, probably, for all I know.

SC

Selling chocolate coated knackers out the front of her court case for sawing off your nuts would be in a humiliating way I suspect.

How embarrassing.

Well all this cheery banter has given me something of an appetite. I'm away across the road to the Gashaus for a couple of pints of Erdinger and a plate of knackerwurst

[krisb]

Bon appetit.

[A1Str8]

Hello Barbie. I am Ken. Nice to meet you.

[newatthis]

Hi Barbie. You'll discover that many TV members are more interested in your "outer self".

[pitchag]

Hi Barbie I am also Ken welcome to the insane asylum that is TV

You will be surprised how many fake Kens are on Thaivisa

[JoeThePoster]

Hi Barbie, so sorry to hear that you've lost your inner self. It's probably become someones garden furniture now.

[Suradit69]

Are you related to inflatable Barbie ... I'm sure a lot of guys here have fond memories of your sister...

[Bpuumike]

I'm not scared. My wifes from Isaan and her scissors cost 80baht.

There's nothing worse than having your knackers sawed off with blunt scissors, probably, for all I know.

SC

I have been threatened but hopefully we'll never find out.

Well not quite, it's not the knackers I've been put in fear of!

A quiet warning to BB about Isaan ladies.

Edited to stay on thread.

Edited December 29, 2013 by Bpuumike

[Barbarian Barbie]

What makes you think your "inner self" is in Thailand? Have Interpol been on the case?

SC

yes I like to think my inner self has value and not a swirly face so in such cases the interpol have not a successful record, key fugitive financiers who return after statute of limitations have past, fugitive high flying monks and of course high flying ex-PMs.

[Barbarian Barbie]

and a big hello to all you budding Kens, so to sort you all out and to see who is the most likely consort, please provide more details on why you think you most valuables would make a fitting addition to my already extensive low hanging knackers collection.

thanks all.

Barbarian Barbie

Edited December 30, 2013 by Barbarian Barbie

[GinBoy2]

I think I've just been committed to the 'Thai Visa hospital for the Befuddled'