Just back this very moment from a Muay Thai and dancing tournament. Thai Nerd approaches me and my friends and wants to talk English. Understandable but we are trying to have some fun. Never mind we tolerate him and he moves on.

End of the night just happened and everyone moving home. The nerd approaches and tries to impose himself on the conversation. we don't want to engage so he gets upset and lifts up his shirt and shows a side arm.

I am originally from N.ireland so I want to take his gun from him, wife tells me to stop.. I go to security and point him out, they say never mind and keep loading the truck. WFT !

I an very upset right now but wife tells me to let if go.

I am living here 12 years now and I feel finally, enough is enough.

Thoughts.

You just encountered penis envy.

And you've got a very smart wife. She knows a gun beats a shillelagh every time.

Edited December 29, 201312 yr by WitawatWatawit

It's my honest belief and I've said it many times here, everyone should move to Devon.

I went to Devon recently and all they pulled on me was a jam scone and a cuppa tea.

It's my honest belief and I've said it many times here, everyone should move to Devon.

I went to Devon recently and all they pulled on me was a jam scone and a cuppa tea.

Seriously? They're still pulling that old trick? The bloody pirates.

OP - I think we've all had this kind of situation before, in milder forms usually. It is, as I said, penis envy. Pathetic little flocks. They can't try it on Thai males, so they target you and me. Not nice to see a gun, so I understand your concern. But with these types of wonderously inadequate female deprived colonoscopy loving fools, they simply make a point about their intellectual superiority. Then move on to their next conquest of Western civilisation.

It's my honest belief and I've said it many times here, everyone should move to Devon.

I went to Devon recently and all they pulled on me was a jam scone and a cuppa tea.

Seriously? They're still pulling that old trick? The bloody pirates.

OP - I think we've all had this kind of situation before, in milder forms usually. It is, as I said, penis envy. Pathetic little flocks. They can't try it on Thai males, so they target you and me. Not nice to see a gun, so I understand your concern. But with these types of wonderously inadequate female deprived colonoscopy loving fools, they simply make a point about their intellectual superiority. Then move on to their next conquest of Western civilisation.

It got worse as I went into Cornwall. A 300lb woman in St. Austell pulled the pin on a real Cornish pasty and threw it straight at me.

It was alright!!!

It's my honest belief and I've said it many times here, everyone should move to Devon.

I went to Devon recently and all they pulled on me was a jam scone and a cuppa tea.

It just takes some time for the anger to wear down, mate.

Devonitely

It's my honest belief and I've said it many times here, everyone should move to Devon.

I went to Devon recently and all they pulled on me was a jam scone and a cuppa tea.

It just takes some time for the anger to wear down, mate.

Devonitely

I reckon is was that squirty cream from a can, not Devon knows they make it so creamy cream.

It's my honest belief and I've said it many times here, everyone should move to Devon.

I went to Devon recently and all they pulled on me was a jam scone and a cuppa tea.

It just takes some time for the anger to wear down, mate.

Devonitely

He was in a jam. He misconected. He later ate the pin of a Cornish pasty. He probably ate the 300lb woman. Stress does that to you.

Why didn't you call the police?

It's my honest belief and I've said it many times here, everyone should move to Devon.

I went to Devon recently and all they pulled on me was a jam scone and a cuppa tea.

It just takes some time for the anger to wear down, mate.

Devonitely

He was in a jam. He misconected. He later ate the pin of a Cornish pasty. He probably ate the 300lb woman. Stress does that to you.

I tell you, it was a lovely day out was that. Only thing is it rained. A lot.

Speakin' of 300lb women, my ex-wife is coming to visit tomorrow.

Alright now stop creamin it.

Alright now stop creamin it.

She's a big girl now!!!

If you roll over twice are you still on top of her?

If you roll over twice are you still on top of her?

You're bringing back disturbing memories suppressed deep in my sub-conscious.

It cost a fortune in electro-shock therapy last time.

A Muay Thai and dancing tournament,That's an odd show.

Being from Northern Ireland you should know not to mess with a gun.

When you have witnessed her puttin her beIt on with a boomerang now that is disturbing.

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my wife doesn't sit around the house, she sits "around" the house !!

my wife doesn't sit around the house, she sits "around" the house !!

We should get them together. Be like a Moo Baan.

my wife doesn't sit around the house, she sits "around" the house !!

We should get them together. Be like a Moo Baan.

Moo Baan along, long way away !

my wife doesn't sit around the house, she sits "around" the house !!

We should get them together. Be like a Moo Baan.

Moo Baan along, long way away !

We are getting closer to the point, ..

After reading these replies, I'm not agitated about the OP's problem anymore. I'm quite relaxed.

Oh, anyone know where to buy a shillelagh?

my wife doesn't sit around the house, she sits "around" the house !!

Oh, anyone know where to buy a shillelagh?

Traditional wood or light weight iron?

[edit] Great song, Neversure.

Edited December 29, 201312 yr by Dancealot

12 years and you still don't know what you were about to be very stupid ? How long do you need, 3 lives ?

It's my honest belief and I've said it many times here, everyone should move to Devon.

I went to Devon recently and all they pulled on me was a jam scone and a cuppa tea.

Seriously? They're still pulling that old trick? The bloody pirates.

OP - I think we've all had this kind of situation before, in milder forms usually. It is, as I said, penis envy. Pathetic little flocks. They can't try it on Thai males, so they target you and me. Not nice to see a gun, so I understand your concern. But with these types of wonderously inadequate female deprived colonoscopy loving fools, they simply make a point about their intellectual superiority. Then move on to their next conquest of Western civilisation.

It got worse as I went into Cornwall. A 300lb woman in St. Austell pulled the pin on a real Cornish pasty and threw it straight at me.

It was alright!!!

Of course you are not from Cornwall,that's a waste of a good Pastie!

It's my honest belief and I've said it many times here, everyone should move to Devon.

I went to Devon recently and all they pulled on me was a jam scone and a cuppa tea.

Just back this very moment from a Muay Thai and dancing tournament.

I was there and I was so drunk, I just crossed the hall to get another beer and they elected me the winner.

My neighbor has a rifle which he cleans while sitting on his pickup's tailgate, out on the street. Every second table at a karaoke bar, has at least one handgun. No big deal. You should buy one yourself.

It's my honest belief and I've said it many times here, everyone should move to Devon.

I went to Devon recently and all they pulled on me was a jam scone and a cuppa tea.

Go to Whitby and they throw the fish at you but they batter it first.

OP, I understand the feelings but I think wifey had the best idea. Why confront (inflame) a situation like this by trying to take his gun from him?

As other posters have said about penile envy.

Smile, feel sorry for the useless prick and walk away.