vogie Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Don't believe it, it's a load of bull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Where are the pictures of the cow pointing at the perpetrator? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tetleythedog Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 <script type='text/javascript'>window.mod_pagespeed_start = Number(new Date());</script> I've heard that the reason Scotsmen weak kilts is so the sheep won't hear a zipper. Also heard that the best way to shag a goat or sheep is to put their front hooves right on the edge of a cliff so during the shagging the animal keeps trying to back up. Where have you been hanging around to hear such things ? The wharves ? alt=cheesy.gif width=32 height=20> He's just trying to pull the wool over your eyes ! Ain't nothing baaaaaaaaaaa .d about that ! But you mutton do it again ! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smileydude Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Upon reading the headline I actually looked at my watch to see if today was April 1st. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZigZagMan Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 I've heard that the reason Scotsmen weak kilts is so the sheep won't hear a zipper. Also heard that the best way to shag a goat or sheep is to put their front hooves right on the edge of a cliff so during the shagging the animal keeps trying to back up. That's good information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FredNL Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 They shag camels in Saudi Arabia why not cows in Thailand.? BTW RIP. i think the thai cows are more attractive than the saudi camels We'll be keeping an eye on you, bangkokheat. Oh does the heat in bkk make cows attractive? Now I really wonder what the real reason is that Thaksin stays in Dubai. Must have been the camels overthere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paymaster Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 That's not rape. With those big brown eyes she was asking for it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermike007 Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 I think the moral to this story is never mess with a mans livestock! Of course, one would ask why would one even consider such a thing? In the US, one can almost (LOL) understand such a sentiment. But here in the land of plenty? What a fool. Hard to feel much pity this time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbalEd Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Cock and bull story. If it was a bull then it must have been a cowtoi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unanimosity Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Tell me this is a joke. Hey, don't ridicule Thainess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unanimosity Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Just one more reason not to drink milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canman Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Reminds me of a story that a kiwi friend once related after far to many beers: Apparently one of the sheep had got out of the paddock and made it into his bedroom one night. They both woke up and this guy says, there you go, this is what I have to f#ck when your not available. The wife says "your a sick bas7tard" He says "I wasn't talking to you" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 It was clearly jealousy. Didn't want to share his special cow with his friend. To the gallows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbalEd Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Gentlemen ... and I use that word very loosely here ... the comments on this story have to be the funniest and wittiest I've ever read on TV.com. What a bunch of pervs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikemac Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Upon reading the headline I actually looked at my watch to see if today was April 1st. Sorry smiley, but when I first read your comment I thought you said - "I actually looked at my watch to see if it was time to milk the cows"................ Don't know where that came from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Gentlemen ... and I use that word very loosely here ... the comments on this story have to be the funniest and wittiest I've ever read on TV.com. What a bunch of pervs. But in a good way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KonKorat Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 it dosen't mention if the cow was male or female Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbalEd Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 it dosen't mention if the cow was male or female By definition a cow is a female. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post canman Posted March 30, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted March 30, 2014 it dosen't mention if the cow was male or female By definition a cow is a female. May have been a ladybull, it is thailand after all 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) it dosen't mention if the cow was male or female By definition a cow is a female. Country boy? People are always talking about sheeple. Is that related? Edited March 30, 2014 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggt Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 I know of no country...where bestiality is not against the law...besides the cow had not reached the age of consent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 I know of no country...where bestiality is not against the law...besides the cow had not reached the age of consent... You might be right but I'm sure not going to do a google search on that one. My search history is compromised enough as it is! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
telldem Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Maybe the cow was a 2 legged cow. That would make more sense to this story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudcrab Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 You gotta love TV.com. A story about a man having sex with a cow gets 132 comments in four hours. BTW, how do they know it was rape? I think the story was about a man getting bludgeoned to death. If it was a farang all the serial RIPpers would be shredding their nighties by now. But it wasn't it, was a Thai man. So we can all be justified in making jokes. Maybe he was beaten to death for another reason. Didn't that occur to all you wannabe comedians? The cow story is just that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcatcher Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Gentlemen ... and I use that word very loosely here ... the comments on this story have to be the funniest and wittiest I've ever read on TV.com. What a bunch of pervs. Yes indeed! And not a single word about fascists, thugs, politicians corruption or shirt colours.. This has been eye opening. Let's have a cow for Prime Minister and turn Government House into a moo baan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Songhua Posted March 30, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted March 30, 2014 I know of no country...where bestiality is not against the law...besides the cow had not reached the age of consent...You might be right but I'm sure not going to do a google search on that one. My search history is compromised enough as it is! I'm already getting the 'Find Friends & More' Google ads. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 I know of no country...where bestiality is not against the law...besides the cow had not reached the age of consent...You might be right but I'm sure not going to do a google search on that one. My search history is compromised enough as it is! I'm already getting the 'Find Friends & More' Google ads. Yeah I can imagine logging onto to gmail and seeing a suggestion for a special "farming tour" to rural Bolivia. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neilcnx Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) The gossip in the village is that the cow was a real slut and hoofed around very provocatively - just asking for it. Khun Ta was spending a small fortune on the cow and was deluded; thinking he owned her. But his love was unrequited. All she wanted was to make hay while the sun shined. When asked what made him love her he replied, "she gave the best cud I've ever had." The press will milk this story for weeks to come. Look for tomorrow's story "Two Fisted Love" Edited March 30, 2014 by Neilcnx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbalEd Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 You gotta love TV.com. A story about a man having sex with a cow gets 132 comments in four hours. BTW, how do they know it was rape? I think the story was about a man getting bludgeoned to death. If it was a farang all the serial RIPpers would be shredding their nighties by now. But it wasn't it, was a Thai man. So we can all be justified in making jokes. Maybe he was beaten to death for another reason. Didn't that occur to all you wannabe comedians? The cow story is just that? In this particular story, I'm pretty sure you'd see the same comments if it had been a farang doing the cow shagging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 So will the cow have to appear in court? Maybe send this case over to the department of very special investigations. Sent from my LG-P970 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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