What would you do if you only had five hours of lifetime left?

[Om85]

Today in the office, we were doing a little bid of chitchat while waiting for Tocom's settlement prices, then somebody asked what would you do if you know that you only have five hours of life time left, I said that if would like to see hear my daughter lough, make love to my wife( and two my lover too ) and make a loaf of bread, almost everybody lough at me cuz they wanted to have sex with so many chicks as possible, go to NY or something like that. I think that the reason is cultural difference, since in my company the only westerner is me, so I post the question for the members of the forum: What would you do if you only had 5 hours of lifetime left?

[bonobo]

Moved to Pub.

[Skint]

Wank myself silly

[BillyBobThai]

A flame grilled T Bone steak 1 1/2 inch thick, med rare, baked potatoe with sour cream & butter, steamed aspargus with butter, sourdough rolls with melted garlic butter and a whole peach pie and a half gallon of vanilla ice cream.

Followed by a nap to the end.

[benalibina]

5 hrs left......nothing i can do......1 week.....then i can do what i want.....times just too short....for me at least...

[nottocus]

Grab the nearest thing and shag it.

Hopefully it's not a blender.

[Jingthing]

Heroin? I've never tried, but at that point, why not?

Sex and gluttony, that would be old hat.

I've never actually thought about this question before ... heroin was the first thing that popped into my head.

The answer might be different if everyone had the same time limit -- I suspect things would get very X rated ... farmers, hide your cows!

OK, if it was just me, before scoring some H it might be fun to hand out large chunks of cash to sweet looking poor people on the street!

Edited April 1, 2014 by Jingthing

[kurnell]

What are the circumstance of the 5 hour time limit? It can't be a fatal illness, so what is it? Stuck in a room with only 5 hours oxygen left?

[johnbits]

I am a control freak, so I would shoot myself.

[HooHaa]

new york bad idea, you'd be dead before you got through immigration

[i claudius]

Edited April 2, 2014 by i claudius

[i claudius]

Skype my daughter for a last look and talk with her ,then sit with my wife having a drink and holding her hand till the end ,boring old fart arn't i?

[Sigurris]

Probably play Dark side one last time as well as a few Van classics. But I think I would go out on Sigur Ros. During that time I would eat my aubergine Chili con carne with fresh bread and butter skype my kids and then take as many illegal drugs as possible!!!

[lazygourmet]

Make a phone call to my drug dealer...

[Ulysses G.]

Heroin? I've never tried, but at that point, why not?

Me too. It would take away the fear and prevent any pain. I would get laid first though.

[I Like Thai]

So, some of the foreigners in your office would like their last 5 hours to be spent visiting NY. Only an American could make up this story.

[I Like Thai]

Heroin? I've never tried, but at that point, why not?

Sex and gluttony, that would be old hat.

I've never actually thought about this question before ... heroin was the first thing that popped into my head.

The answer might be different if everyone had the same time limit -- I suspect things would get very X rated ... farmers, hide your cows!

OK, if it was just me, before scoring some H it might be fun to hand out large chunks of cash to sweet looking poor people on the street!

Would you be willing to risk spending your last 5 hours locked up in jail ?

[Jingthing]

Heroin? I've never tried, but at that point, why not?

Sex and gluttony, that would be old hat.

I've never actually thought about this question before ... heroin was the first thing that popped into my head.

The answer might be different if everyone had the same time limit -- I suspect things would get very X rated ... farmers, hide your cows!

OK, if it was just me, before scoring some H it might be fun to hand out large chunks of cash to sweet looking poor people on the street!

Would you be willing to risk spending your last 5 hours locked up in jail ?

Ya Mon!

[transam]

If I was in your shoes OP, I would probably tell the Mrs. I was sorry for shagging old slappers as I was a shit head and retribution came a calling............................... .

[Spoonman]

8 ball and some disco bikkies then just go hard for the last 5 hours.

[Jingthing]

Heroin? I've never tried, but at that point, why not?

Me too. It would take away the fear and prevent any pain. I would get laid first though.

You're right. Five hours is plenty of time for both, and also a serious nosh.

Edited April 2, 2014 by Jingthing

[Showbags]

Really big happy pizza....

[Evilbaz]

I've always wanted to fly First class on a 777 ...

[Exsexyman]

Heroin? I've never tried, but at that point, why not?

Me too. It would take away the fear and prevent any pain. I would get laid first though.

You're right. Five hours is plenty of time for both, and also a serious nosh.

Well JT, in 5 hours you could have a serious nosh and get laid!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nosh%2Fnosher

[Jingthing]

Language is fluid. That's not what I meant.

I guess I'm less "urban" than I thought.

Edited April 2, 2014 by Jingthing

[anon11]

rub honey all over my neighbours wife when he is away and ...........will let you imagine the rest

[Fookhaht]

Wow, what a scenario and tall order! But 10 things immediately came to mind...


1. Make restitution to all those I've wronged. That could take a while, admittedly.

2. Brush my teeth with that expensive German-import toothpaste I can't buy in real life.

3. Make sure all the corners in my little house are clean; under the beds, sofas, etc.

4. Fill the beaten-up Toyota pickup with gas for the next user, whoever that may be.

5. Run up to the office and make sure my desk is clean, and neat. Finish up any projects/assignments so as to leave a clean slate, and leave a good taste in my boss's mouth.

6. Water my beautiful flower garden, and feed my goldfish-- because God knows how long it will take for someone else to pick up that duty.

7. Call the corrupt politicians and police in my area, and thank them for having not hassled me in my later years.

8. Re-check my will to make sure all my ex'es are well-cared for.

9. Watch my "Gone With the Wind" video cassette on my 12-inch black-and-white Zenith for one last time. (How many hours long is that? I forgot...)

10. And lastly, but most importantly: Get on TV and thank all the moderators who have suspended or banned me in the past, for the valuable lessons they taught me, which will surely carry over into my next life, under a new avatar and nick (finally), which will probably be something like Jingthing2, Ulysses2, or Naam2, my online idols.

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Edited April 2, 2014 by Fookhaht

[Kitsune]

I would make sure my closest friends and I are facing it the most stress free and serene way.

[Fookhaht]

I would make sure my closest friends and I are facing it the most stress free and serene way.

Would that involve spirits of any kind?