Showbags Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 We are making our own today.....just been to the construction shop for bits n pieces. Tomorrow shall be a war of home made cannons....awesome. Personally, I love the real meaning of songkran.....massive water fights for days....wooohoooo Never done the gentile crap...thats for grandma, invalids and Englishmen. I am English, and i'll take you on...I will take you and all your mates out in one blast..!!! Where are you??? You want a war...?? You won't talk sh*t about the English again pal.. English don't like water ............any Aussie will tell you that. He sounds angry too. Angry and water not a good mix for englishmen... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showbags Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 nigel no shower..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showbags Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Actually just re read my post above, it sounds like I wanted to know what time you would arrive because you were gay. Thats not the case, not because you are gay, nothing wrong with gay, but need to know to get the water ready if we are going to play together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldsailor35 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Another old Aussie joke to cheer you up Nige ! Where is the best place to hide your money from your pommie (English) flat mate...................In the bath room.....under the soap ! ever had a shower Nige . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonesthebaker Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 I have no problem with little Thai kids fireing their water pistol at me its their big brothers in the back of a pickup throwing buckets of water at me that pisses me off. Stay at home or better still leave the country !! leave the country. who the ---- are you to tell someone to leave the country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostnigel Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Another old Aussie joke to cheer you up Nige ! Where is the best place to hide your money from your pommie (English) flat mate...................In the bath room.....under the soap ! ever had a shower Nige .Tell me what a shower is, and i'll tell you if i've got one?...5555What is soap? A tv programme? Maybe i should get wet on Sunday!! By the way, my best mate here is an Aussie, He wants to come too, is that ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldsailor35 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Feeling a bit inferior tonight Nige...........never mind you will grow up one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showbags Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Another old Aussie joke to cheer you up Nige ! Where is the best place to hide your money from your pommie (English) flat mate...................In the bath room.....under the soap ! ever had a shower Nige .Tell me what a shower is, and i'll tell you if i've got one?...5555What is soap? A tv programme? Maybe i should get wet on Sunday!! By the way, my best mate here is an Aussie, He wants to come too, is that ok? geez Nige...up to him, if he can he can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldsailor35 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 (edited) Its ok Nige, i am just having a stir and you "bite like a mackrel" its all over, i am terrified, you can climb back into your pram now, but don't throw the toys out...........bye sonny Edited April 11, 2014 by oldsailor35 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedghog Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Careful lads. Butplug Nigel,has an Aussie mate. Before you ask. I am in Phitsanulok. Not under Waterloo bridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Well, this thread started with a dodgy OP ... and has gone well from there ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdanielmcev Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 I see even here on TV songkran gets people riled up. Same as western New Year, going to spend it away from tourist areas. That's amateur time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muhendis Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Last weekend at Nakka markets in Phuket I saw a penis and hairy balls water pistols for sale. They were skin coloured and very realistic in both size and shape. They were displayed in full view and caught my eye because I thought they were sex toys (I have never seen sex toys for sale at Nakka). Anyway they were 150THB a pop. Are you male or are you female or perhaps you are one of them others? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSkip Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 OP... What a great post................. Next time I'll bring popcorn and sell tickets to this show... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metisdead Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Some combative posts and replies have been removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimamey Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 We are making our own today.....just been to the construction shop for bits n pieces. Tomorrow shall be a war of home made cannons....awesome. Personally, I love the real meaning of songkran.....massive water fights for days....wooohoooo Never done the gentile crap...thats for grandma, invalids and Englishmen. Racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimamey Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Last weekend at Nakka markets in Phuket I saw a penis and hairy balls water pistols for sale. They were skin coloured and very realistic in both size and shape. They were displayed in full view and caught my eye because I thought they were sex toys (I have never seen sex toys for sale at Nakka). Anyway they were 150THB a pop. Two questions. 1 what skin colour was that? Normal Thai, westerner or TV/film ultra white Thai? 2 How much time do you spend looking at sex toys? Just remembered. 3 Where can I get some sex toys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tchooptip Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Can buy Home pro + - same this one, 5 liters for 199 Bahts , cheaper than every similar water pistol with more pressure and much more volume ! (OK not the smartest , but great efficiency ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genericnic Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Questions like this are what makes me glad to be in Malaysia for songkran. David 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiangraiTony Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 ^^ ... and that's one of the reasons that Westerns will never 'get' the Songkran Festival. But everyone's different I suppose. Enjoy the ride ... I respect and understand your point, however I disagree with your reason. I see many Asians / Thai's that demonstrate the same type behavior. And what about the original meaning of i.e., Easter, Christmas, and other holidays... I don't think it's isolated to Thailand/ Songkran is what I'm trying to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiangraiTony Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Last weekend at Nakka markets in Phuket I saw a penis and hairy balls water pistols for sale. They were skin coloured and very realistic in both size and shape. They were displayed in full view and caught my eye because I thought they were sex toys (I have never seen sex toys for sale at Nakka). Anyway they were 150THB a pop. So how many did you buy and where are the photos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbbooboo Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 The one that squirts backwards into the shooters face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thongkorn Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 The ones that the police take off you , then sell them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 Last weekend at Nakka markets in Phuket I saw a penis and hairy balls water pistols for sale. They were skin coloured and very realistic in both size and shape. They were displayed in full view and caught my eye because I thought they were sex toys (I have never seen sex toys for sale at Nakka). Anyway they were 150THB a pop. What exactly do you mean by 150THB a pop ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloghead Posted April 13, 2014 Share Posted April 13, 2014 ^ come and get me big boy. Not gunna happen though is it...scared a water n all. big hat,,,no cattle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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