Wanted Orphan

[pitchag]

Looking for a Thai girl friend who is a genuine orphan no mum or dad, kids or any relatives what so ever early 40s O.K not fat, do any exist in in Thailand, they must be worth their weight in gold.

[Showbags]

If you find orphan twins....give me a call please.

It would be nice if they had a fishing boat too.

[pitchag]

If you find orphan twins....give me a call please.

It would be nice if they had a fishing boat too.

Fishing boat with a bar even better

[craigt3365]

Let's move this over to the pub. A very rude post was removed from view. Please don't post like that again.

But since we are talking about boats:

[kannot]

I married one 8 years ago.

[Showbags]

Is it a content existance ? ^

[i claudius]

My wife has a large familly ,but thank the lord they all have their own homes and money ,i consider myself a very lucky man

[Costas2008]

My wife has a large familly ,but thank the lord they all have their own homes and money ,i consider myself a very lucky man

And she also does some cleaning.

You are a lucky man.

[i claudius]

My wife has a large familly ,but thank the lord they all have their own homes and money ,i consider myself a very lucky man

And she also does some cleaning.

You are a lucky man.

Cleaning? she never bloody stops ,except when she is in the garden ,oh and looking at handbags.

[Torrens54]

My wife has a large familly ,but thank the lord they all have their own homes and money ,i consider myself a very lucky man

And she also does some cleaning.

You are a lucky man.

Cleaning? she never bloody stops ,except when she is in the garden ,oh and looking at handbags.

Yours and mine must be related. My wife even Cleans things before the maid arrives....wouldn't want the Maid to think we are dirty people would we?

Oh well, better than the couple of lazy money-grabbing creatures I was married to in Oz. (Not married to them at the SAME TIME...in case you were wondering.)

[StreetCowboy]

You'll be struggling to find an orphan who's dad owns a brewery...

[pitchag]

You'll be struggling to find an orphan who's dad owns a brewery...

If she had a dad would not be an orphan, but I could handle that if he employed me as chief taster

[Suradit69]

You'll be struggling to find an orphan who's dad owns a brewery...

You'll be struggling to find an orphan who's dad owns a brewery...

If she had a dad would not be an orphan, but I could handle that if he employed me as chief taster

"If she had a dad would not be an orphan..."

I'm pretty sure that was Street Cowboy's (apparently too subtle) point.

[pitchag]

You'll be struggling to find an orphan who's dad owns a brewery...

You'll be struggling to find an orphan who's dad owns a brewery...

If she had a dad would not be an orphan, but I could handle that if he employed me as chief taster

"If she had a dad would not be an orphan..."

I'm pretty sure that was Street Cowboy's (apparently too subtle) point.

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Ooh to be as perceptive as you it would complete me, you have shown me intelligent you are, you must feel so much better now, you have got to be a bloody Pom