Popular Post Jingthing Posted April 22, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 22, 2014 (edited) Gay In A Box -- The Whole Truth, everything you wanted to know about Gays. Here is the concept. Here is a space for NON-GAYS to ask a "gay" anything they want (normal forum rules apply regarding slurs, etc.). Then one of our "gays" answers the question. Here is the twist: ONLY ONE ANSWER ALLOWED! No debates between the "gays" as to whether the answer was correct or not. First gay that comes, that's the Gay In A Box who gets to answer. If this ONE ANSWER ONLY structure is not followed, the thread won't work and will just become a chaotic MESS. So please respect the ONE ANSWER ONLY rule. Here's a sample of the program: NON-GAY asks -- Why won't gay men be caught dead in Docker's pant? GAY answers -- (Whatever he answers) That's it. ONE question. ONE answer. Then move on and wait for the NEXT question. Clear enough? __________ This thread directly inspired by the "Jew In A Box" art installation exhibit in Berlin Germany. http://jezebel.com/5993022/jew-in-the-box-exhibition-at-berlins-jewish-museum-unsurprisingly-elicits-controversy Edited April 22, 2014 by Jingthing 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyx Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Interesting concept but two questions pop up to mind, and a remark 1) this is a gay forum: how many "non gay" do you expect to read this forum and this very thread ? Of course some of us "non gay" do read it but I guess that the ratio would be very low and, therefore, you might get only one question a month 2) how would you be sure that the question comes from a "non gay"? 3) the kind of questions asked by a "non gay" to a "gay" revolves about one of two themes, making the number of questions very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post wooloomooloo Posted April 22, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 22, 2014 Q: My name is Malcolm and I think it's a girly name. Should I change my name and, if so, could you advise a suitably non-girly name? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted April 22, 2014 Author Share Posted April 22, 2014 Interesting concept but two questions pop up to mind, and a remark 1) this is a gay forum: how many "non gay" do you expect to read this forum and this very thread ? Of course some of us "non gay" do read it but I guess that the ratio would be very low and, therefore, you might get only one question a month 2) how would you be sure that the question comes from a "non gay"? 3) the kind of questions asked by a "non gay" to a "gay" revolves about one of two themes, making the number of questions very small This post was neither a question from a non-gay to a "Gay In A Box" nor the one answer to such question. Tsk tsk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jingthing Posted April 22, 2014 Author Popular Post Share Posted April 22, 2014 Q: My name is Malcolm and I think it's a girly name. Should I change my name and, if so, could you advise a suitably non-girly name? Thank you for your question, non-gay. First Coming "Gay In a Box" answers: Malcolm is not a girly name. Malcolm is a very sexy name with massive appeal to the gays. You should not change it. NEXT ... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhythmworx Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Do gay people cry when watching Thai soap operas? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad mary Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 I love cheese but I'm definitely a "non-gay" am I unusual? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rhythmworx Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Is a Gay in a Box is the opposite of a Jack in a Box? I can't imagine a gay person jumping out of a box, jumping in maybe, (wish I hadn't thought of that now). The original Jack in a box was obviously not invented by a gay person, other wise you'd press a button and he would get in the box. Maybe I've drank to much Leffe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted April 22, 2014 Author Share Posted April 22, 2014 (edited) Do gay people cry when watching Thai soap operas? Thank you for your question, non-gay. First Coming "Gay In a Box" answers: Gay men do not watch soap operas. However, if forced into such toxic exposure, some may cry out of BOREDOM. NEXT ... Edited April 22, 2014 by Jingthing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted April 22, 2014 Author Share Posted April 22, 2014 (edited) Is a Gay in a Box is the opposite of a Jack in a Box? ... Thank you for your question, non-gay. First Coming "Gay In a Box" answers: I think Jack is gay. He certainly sounds gay. NEXT ... Edited April 22, 2014 by Jingthing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted April 22, 2014 Author Share Posted April 22, 2014 (edited) I love cheese but I'm definitely a "non-gay" am I unusual? Thank you for your question, non-gay. First Coming "Gay In a Box" answers: Not in Wisconsin. NEXT ... (No other of "the gays" are stepping up to the plate to be the Gay In a Box answer-bot. That's a shame, as they are strongly encouraged to do so. But if none choose to, of course I will try to serve up the answers.) Edited April 22, 2014 by Jingthing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wooloomooloo Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 I love cheese but I'm definitely a "non-gay" am I unusual?Thank you for your question, non-gay. gayinabox.jpg First Coming "Gay In a Box" answers: Not in Wisconsin. It took 50,505 posts but you are now officially interesting, JT. Comedy genius and haven't stopped laughing. The wife's getting irked though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad mary Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 I've heard lots of "gays" like to wax ,I'm a "non-gay" obviously, but I'm thinking of waxing with 'strips' ,I've been told 'strips' are a 'rip-off' is this true? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted April 22, 2014 Author Share Posted April 22, 2014 I've heard lots of "gays" like to wax ,I'm a "non-gay" obviously, but I'm thinking of waxing with 'strips' ,I've been told 'strips' are a 'rip-off' is this true? Thank you for your question, non-gay. First Coming "Gay In a Box" answers: I'll have to sack, crack, and GET BACK to you on that one, mate. NEXT ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhythmworx Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Do gay people wear perfume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted April 22, 2014 Author Share Posted April 22, 2014 Do gay people wear perfume? Thank you for your question, non-gay. First Coming "Gay In a Box" answers: Of course not! Unless you count the ripe smell of pheromones and dried sweat as perfumes! NEXT ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhythmworx Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Dried sweat? Do you no hab nam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted April 22, 2014 Author Share Posted April 22, 2014 (edited) Dried sweat? Do you no hab nam? Followup questions are not accepted by the Gays In The Boxes. If you are not satisfied with your official Gay In A Box answer, there will be no refunds, exchanges, or second opinions! NEXT ... Edited April 22, 2014 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhythmworx Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 I am not a "Gay in a Box" thank you. You wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted April 22, 2014 Author Share Posted April 22, 2014 I am not a "Gay in a Box" thank you. You wish. That has already been established when it was stated before: Thank you for your question, non-gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhythmworx Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 (edited) Does Santa climb down the chimney in gay peoples houses to eat a mince pie? Edited April 22, 2014 by rhythmworx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookMan Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 can i clarify the rules here please? How many questions can I ask? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted April 22, 2014 Author Share Posted April 22, 2014 can i clarify the rules here please? How many questions can I ask? As many ORIGINAL ONES as you like. However, no followup questions in response to answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JoeThePoster Posted April 22, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 22, 2014 If two men with beards kiss for a long time, can they build up a static electric charge? 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted April 22, 2014 Author Share Posted April 22, 2014 Help! Backup Gay In a Box needed now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BookMan Posted April 22, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 22, 2014 Why is it so important for a vocal minority of Gay people to have public recognition of their 'gayness'? Is it because their sexuality defines them? Why the need to shout it from the rooftops constantly? Personally, I would find it very limiting for personal growth by making everything i do and say in my life tied to my sexuality. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted April 22, 2014 Author Share Posted April 22, 2014 Why is it so important for a vocal minority of Gay people to have public recognition of their 'gayness'? Is it because their sexuality defines them? Why the need to shout it from the rooftops constantly? Personally, I would find it very limiting for personal growth by making everything i do and say in my life tied to my sexuality. You misunderstood. One ORIGINAL question at a time. As you didn't know, the above can stand. Perhaps one of the many Gays In The Boxes will care to answer that monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted April 22, 2014 Author Share Posted April 22, 2014 (edited) If two men with beards kiss for a long time, can they build up a static electric charge? Thank you for your question, non-gay. First Coming "Gay In a Box" answers: Good one! The answer is negatory. Gay In A Box feels you have confused "the gays" with Z.Z. Top. Be careful with the soup! NEXT ... Edited April 22, 2014 by Jingthing 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eeeya Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Gay in the box, are you the only gay in the village? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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