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Ok...what is this?thumbsup.gif

A sybian controller?

Good guess....no.

Umm, whats a sybian again? I forgot.

It's an old school video game controller. I think the top knob was also a joystick from memory.

Yep, a controller for a ColecoVision game box.

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Is it a rodent trap?

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It's a Victorian device for preventing "accidental loss of sperm". Apparently our ancestors believed that unwanted loss of sperm (as in a wet dream) unnecessarily drained a man of important powers. Stick the old fellow in the middle when flacid, tighten the jaws so they don't quite bite, and any increase in size will cause instant pain, thus disuading a man from popping his cork. Those nasty Victorians!!

Apparently frequent and unwanted ejaculation is also a recognised disease associated with the kidneys and that's what the device was designed to do.

I've no doubt it found other uses, and there are probably more modern versions available at your local sex shop. blink.png

My ex-missus had the exact same effect on me - before and after the mud pack.

My ex-Thai missus just used to quack.

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Is it a rodent trap?

Almost correct whistling.gif

It's a Victorian device for preventing "accidental loss of sperm". Apparently our ancestors believed that unwanted loss of sperm (as in a wet dream) unnecessarily drained a man of important powers. Stick the old fellow in the middle when flacid, tighten the jaws so they don't quite bite, and any increase in size will cause instant pain, thus disuading a man from popping his cork. Those nasty Victorians!!

Apparently frequent and unwanted ejaculation is also a recognised disease associated with the kidneys and that's what the device was designed to do.

I've no doubt it found other uses, and there are probably more modern versions available at your local sex shop. blink.png

My ex-missus had the exact same effect on me - before and after the mud pack.

My ex-Thai missus just used to quack.

Speaking of 'Quack' ... click this link ... can't really post it, but it's a bit of fun.

The tool being discussed would have assisted on that occassion.

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Ok...heres my contribution.

Guess this tool...

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Is this a tool you use daily showbags?

apparently...its still in testing mode.

so its a brand new evolutunairy...or revolutionary new tool invention.

just something to balance all these old tools.

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It looks like a vacuum cleaner attachment.

You know for those 'hard to reach' places.

Suck or Blow ?

That's a question for Showbags.

Same same but different perhaps?

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Umm, whats a sybian again? I forgot.

A closed-source mobile operating system that can make your smartphone vibrate.

Is that a clue for Showbags tool?

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