choochoo Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 "she's quite fit, 24 and I'm 45..." Count your blessings. Many here envy you. Try to get that in your home country. If it's so bad, do the mia noi Thai style. But why would you? I dont envy him. He married a bargirl.............................lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seastallion Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 It's hard to believe it's not a troll post, but TVF, without the trolls, will be damn boring. One gets a headache reading morons eating "democracy" for breakfast, lunch, and dinner without the Thai seasonings! Between meals they have "democracy" for snacks which are laden with decaying matters! Wow, £4000 spent on her family, and it's her own money! If I were you, I would appreciate her so much that I would take her to another honeymoon! You do realise don't you that a highly respected non-troll member has recently branded the OP as a LIAR, and thus this OP must be a troll. Has to be...he lying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tribalfusion001 Posted June 3, 2014 Author Share Posted June 3, 2014 Just woken up and now having my breakfast of a bowl of Frosties and a cup of coffee! I farted so much during that she moved onto the sofa, eau de Heineken smells so good 555 She is on a FLR visa and no she was not a bargirl, which is why I like playing her a pool, I tend to win more than her 555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 This is quite an inspired OP, has all the ingredients of a good thread. Not really sure what to suggest, but maybe he could introduce her to some of the great Romeo's that inhabit Thai Visa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choochoo Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 (edited) sorry . i thought only bargirls play pool! AND marry boys twice their age. Edited June 3, 2014 by choochoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoThainess4U Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 did the OP notice that I was over the house while he slept, thinking she was on the couch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tribalfusion001 Posted June 3, 2014 Author Share Posted June 3, 2014 I taught her how to play pool, but I cheat and I don't explain the rules clearly, one has to have an advantage over them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 The thing i don't understand about this is it was 1-1 at pool,is it not customary to then have a decider,i think this could be the route of the problem right here,you did not have a deciding game,and that is now eating away at you,thinking you could have triumphed 2-1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoThainess4U Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 the better part of valor is making her a bet she really wants, and then, letting her win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tribalfusion001 Posted June 3, 2014 Author Share Posted June 3, 2014 The thing i don't understand about this is it was 1-1 at pool,is it not customary to then have a decider,i think this could be the route of the problem right here,you did not have a deciding game,and that is now eating away at you,thinking you could have triumphed 2-1. Exactly, she was talking to some Thai's in The Crossbar, she won the first game and I won the second game, she potted the black by mistake and lost face, grinjai mak mak I'll have my revenge tonight, whitewash!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choochoo Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 looks like the thai girl married down .the social ladder.....lol. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh1 Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Eat plenty of cabbage, figs, hard boiled eggs and fire out rancid farts until she can't stand to be with you any more. While holding her head under the blankets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegee Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Or... chop her up and leave the parts at the back of the house for the ants and local dogs. Oh wait, you're not resident in Thailand. Sell her before you leave BKK. There's a good trafficking industry here apparently. Alternatively, get a business visa so you're legal, and pimp her out down Lower Suckem 'til she finds a White Knight. That way, you can be doing a new model whilst the boring one provides a steady source of income. Geeze, man, I should be doing marriage guidance rather than giving this stuff for free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tribalfusion001 Posted June 3, 2014 Author Share Posted June 3, 2014 She ain't too bad today, just sent her down the pharmacy to get some calamine lotion for my heat rash and now she is making a cup of coffee for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegee Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 See, a trip to the pharmacy and a cup of coffee and we're done for. He was trying to get out and now he's been sucked back in. They don't half do some evil stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stickylies Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 call an albanian... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shirtless Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 So why did you marry her in the first place, Your being pretty hard on her, as it was her money, 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iancnx Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Nonsense thread. OP is thoroughly mistaken! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezzra Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Highly recommended to watch Dateline, 48 hours mysteries, cold case files etc. etc. plenty of clues of how to go about getting rid of unwanted spouses... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix1312 Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 She is 21 years younger than you what did you expect. She's most likely just putting up with you for the money. Just leave simple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissie Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Is marriage registered in the UK ? If not, you may want to do what a good number of Thai man do: Just walk away into the sunset and don't bother to look back. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeycountry Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 I could have spent that £4000 much more wisely, on beer, clothes, dj equipment and other things, what a waste of money! Pls thank your wife from me. We (I) don't need any more world famous DJs trying to get everyones attention (inlcuding those not at the bar/disco)by increasing the usual volume to extreme levels. Anyway, how much do you need to spend on enhancing your special skill of changing from one song to another? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tribalfusion001 Posted June 3, 2014 Author Share Posted June 3, 2014 So why did you marry her in the first place, Your being pretty hard on her, as it was her money, Actually, I was drunk when she proposed to me, I lost my Galaxy S4 two weeks when I was rather drunk, maybe I should not get drunk and also post topics when inebriated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somchaismith Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 They don't like it if you walk and pui your foot above their heads while they're eating. You can try this out and let us know the result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tribalfusion001 Posted June 3, 2014 Author Share Posted June 3, 2014 I could have spent that £4000 much more wisely, on beer, clothes, dj equipment and other things, what a waste of money! Pls thank your wife from me. We (I) don't need any more world famous DJs trying to get everyones attention (inlcuding those not at the bar/disco)by increasing the usual volume to extreme levels. Anyway, how much do you need to spend on enhancing your special skill of changing from one song to another? £1000 would have sufficed, anyway she spent the £4000 on upgrading her parents house, well, that ain't much use to me, but it was her money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Pay somebody to seduce her, then catch them in the act..... Then make your deal. You sound like you could actually pull this off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tribalfusion001 Posted June 3, 2014 Author Share Posted June 3, 2014 They don't like it if you walk and pui your foot above their heads while they're eating. You can try this out and let us know the result. I quite often do that, I do love a good wind up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonman Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 OP, How would you cancel her visa ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Loh Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Do the Thai way. Get a Mia noi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirchai Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Buy yourself a broom, or a flying carpet and fly without a helmet through Sisaket. All problems solved.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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