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When do you know you have lived in Thailand too long?

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You begin to doubt your handsomeness.

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You begin to doubt your handsomeness.

It's 'hansumness' actually... ask the wife.

You begin to doubt your handsomeness.

Ageing comes to mind.

Living in Thailand timescales II:

Visiting hookers -- newbie

Got a live-in girlfriend with another on the side-- been here a while

Bought a house, lost a house, back to visiting hookers-- been here too long.

T

LOL

I did some googling and found the Buriram Variable on Thakkar's Law of Thainess.

Thinking with your dick -- newbie

Got a wife, mia noi and my gik's a ladyboy -- been here a while

Wishing you still had your dick -- been here too long

Living in Thailand timescales V:

Playing with your dick -- you're not here

Spots on your dick -- been here done that

Your dick's in a jar -- been here done *that*

Your dick's been fed to the ducks -- been here, been done

Sitting at home posting about dicks -- been here (on TV) too long

T

Living in Thailand timescales II:

Visiting hookers -- newbie

Got a live-in girlfriend with another on the side-- been here a while

Bought a house, lost a house, back to visiting hookers-- been here too long.

T

LOL

I did some googling and found the Buriram Variable on Thakkar's Law of Thainess.

Thinking with your dick -- newbie

Got a wife, mia noi and my gik's a ladyboy -- been here a while

Wishing you still had your dick -- been here too long

Living in Thailand timescales V:

Playing with your dick -- you're not here

Spots on your dick -- been here done that

Your dick's in a jar -- been here done *that*

Your dick's been fed to the ducks -- been here, been done

Sitting at home posting about dicks -- been here (on TV) too long

T

Posting those, funny i must add, timescales, gives us an insight of your life. Keep it up.

"When you use your lips to show the direction"

This is one of the funniest things I have read in ages...thanks for posting this...very amusing.

When 65% of your total weekly grocery bill is for skin whitening products.

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