Bulldozer Dawn Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 (edited) I have just kicked off a new relationship with a lovely isaan lass. Today she was cleaning my apartment. I noticed a painful dribbling noise coming out of the bathroom. When I investigated I found that she was filling the mop bucket, but had only opened the facet a wee bit to facility a noisey trickle. She speaks no english so I asked in Thai why she didn't open the tap up fully and fill the bucket in a few seconds. There is very good water pressure here. Her answer came as quite a surprise. Apparently it was her belief that if you filled a bucket like that the flow was too slow to register on the water meter. Anyway, regardless of whether her strategy is correct or not, she gets a gold star for trying to save me 2 satang on a bucket of water. I can put it towards the 1 million baht sin sod somewhere down the track. Edited September 7, 2014 by Bulldozer Dawn 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Thakkar Posted September 7, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 7, 2014 I began last week and am still waiting to collect enough to take a bath. Don't even ask how long it's been since I washed my arse. T 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxclever Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Jesus mate, my water bill is about $3 a month. Isit worth the effort??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 My Wife was way smarter than that, she got some blokes to drill an 80 metre deep well and now gets unlimited water for free.....................cunning minx eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nisakiman Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Heh! Looks like you'll have that sin sot saved in no time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AhFarangJa Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 I only have one shower a month.....whether I need it or not.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Urban Myth ... proven not to work. The boys discussed at length over in the Building Forum. Sounds like your Lassie is a keeper though. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooo Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Moved to pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daoyai Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I would see this as a red flag to her basic deceptive swindeling instincts..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozsamurai Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 NOT urban myth, my MIL has done it for years with her bath, it depends on which meter you have, if you have one of the old 30year old ones, its valid. Recently she has stopped doing it because they upgraded her meter (much to her disgust).. oh well back to $4 a month bills. Me being from Oz am pretty water smart, but she thinks I am the devil when it comes to water, I put it on plants and everything!! OMG!! Oz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daffy D Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Does she have a similar trick that works with the electric meter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozsamurai Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Yup, you wire it yourself to a pole and hope the electricity company doesn't notice! Not MIL, but about 80% of street vendors do this. No wonder people die every month from shocks around the place. I'll pay the $120a month thanks! Oz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernard Flint Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 My water bill was 108 baht, say no more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1BADDAT Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 My Wife was way smarter than that, she got some blokes to drill an 80 metre deep well and now gets unlimited water for free.....................cunning minx eh? Don't you still have to pay for the electricity to pump the water? Wonder how much that is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulldozer Dawn Posted September 9, 2014 Author Share Posted September 9, 2014 Well this morning I awoke to find the little princess had already risen. Brought the washing in, folded it and put it away...Wash my dishes from yesterday, dried them and put them away, mopped the bathroom and then swept out the whole place. There is also a big issue that I need help with. I will open another thread to discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 There is also a big issue that I need help with. I will open another thread to discuss. If it was that Rash that won't go away ... it's not really that big. But best to open that in the Medical Forum for the best advice. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulldozer Dawn Posted September 9, 2014 Author Share Posted September 9, 2014 There is also a big issue that I need help with. I will open another thread to discuss. If it was that Rash that won't go away ... it's not really that big. But best to open that in the Medical Forum for the best advice. . Here is the other issue: http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/758800-please-help-i-have-got-a-nympho/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiss1960 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Well this morning I awoke to find the little princess had already risen. Brought the washing in, folded it and put it away...Wash my dishes from yesterday, dried them and put them away, mopped the bathroom and then swept out the whole place. There is also a big issue that I need help with. I will open another thread to discuss. Easy solutions... - either keep your appartment as dirty as possible, so your hot GF needs more time cleaning and can't rape you twice a day... - or buy a family pack of sidegra / cialis / what ever and shag her 3 times a day, so she has no time cleaning and you safe on the water bill even more... Or actually... grow up and get out of Kindergarten... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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