elsie Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in uptown New York. The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry him. The secretary was startled, but remembered that her boss told her never to insult foreign dignitaries, so she decided to let him down easy. "I'll only marry you under three conditions." "Anything, anything," said the ambassador. "First, you must buy me a 14-karat gold wedding band with a 72 carat diamond, along with a 28 inch studded matching necklace for our engagement." Without hesitation, the ambassador picked up his cellular phone, called his personal accountant, told him the instructions, and said, "Yes, yes, I buy, I buy!" The secretary thought that her first request was too easy, so she thought of a more difficult situation. "Second, I want you to build me a 58-acre mansion in the richest part of the Poconos along with a 40 acre summer home in the sweetest vineyards of France." The ambassador picked up his phone, called his personal broker in New York, then called another broker in France, and after his quick conversation, he said, "Yes, yes, I build, I build!" The secretary was very startled, and knew she must think of a final request that would be impossible to live up to. "Finally," she said. "I'll only marry you if you have a 10 inch penis." A sad face befell the ambassador, and he cupped his face in his hands. After weeping in his native language for a few minutes, the ambassador slowly lifted his head and said, "Ok, ok, I cut, I cut!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozo Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 Excellent ! Might really happen in some African countries, you know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elsie Posted March 14, 2004 Author Share Posted March 14, 2004 Actually, the original version mentioned some African country. I wonder if all men in that region are like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 Actually, the original version mentioned some African country. I wonder if all men in that region are like that. Are you planning to head for Africa Cutie ? An exciting place it seems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elsie Posted March 15, 2004 Author Share Posted March 15, 2004 Not just yet ka, Dr. But I do agree it seems very exciting. Now what about other regions? Any information for consideration, Dr? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megashox Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 Most other regions have started following the metric system these days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elsie Posted March 15, 2004 Author Share Posted March 15, 2004 Thanks for your info, megashox. Hmm... interesting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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