Black Pearl/White Oyster Bar in Pattaya with my buddy Bob.

Toss 200 baht of 10 baht coins in the pool & the gals strip naked to go dive for them.......You are welcome to join them as long as you're naked as well. I partook of the festivities.

Trying to leave, I fell down, in the gravel parking lot......Full-on face plant into the gravel rocks. I gave myself a black eye and skint up my face right nicely.

Bob and 3 girls spilled me into my truck. Bob couldn't drive...I couldn't drive.

Bob got 2 moto-dop's to take us home to Soi Khaotalo........1 to drive the truck & one to haul the driver back on his moto. They were cool guys.

Bob was my neighbor & you just GOTTA LOVE above ground Thai-style plumbing.

Parked my truck in front of Bob's place & I got tangled up in the pipes....I cut off his main water supply and was wallering around in the street.

Bob (bless his heart) came and picked me up and marched me to my front porch. My wife was NOT happy.

"What happened to your face!!!???"

I said "Bob hit me"

She hates Bob. Bob is great guy.

HAHAHA

Ummm ... thanks for sharing ...

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Is it the school holidays again?

i bet you feel dead big and clever after that.

Have a Nice Day.

Love to tell you but was too drunk to remember