tim armstrong Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Ok I've putthis ine here rather than the health forum as i think its more of a social problem. My ever so caring wife (usually) has started to complain about my habit of finishing a 'ching chong' in the loo by letting the last couple of drops land on the floor in front of the pedestal. She has taken action by telling me to clean the toilet everyday. Of course she is right, but try as i may the last drip mostly ends up on the floor. Short of swallowing my manly pride and adopting the sitting position, I wonder what else I can do ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post PoorSucker Posted September 26, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 26, 2014 I have been sitting down when peeing since I was 18 years old. It reduces your chances to get prostate cancer since the bladder empties more efficiently . 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JockPieandBeans Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Install a urinal. Or grow a bigger d**k 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Expattaff1308 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 (edited) More importantly go for a check up! If your bladder isnt emptying completly there maybe an underlining problem...always worth a check. Edited September 26, 2014 by Expattaff1308 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h90 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 1) Take the a*s-shower that is usually close to the toilet and spray it away. 2) take a bit of toilet paper and wish it away 3) learn how to do it without 4) don't care what your wife tells Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h90 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I have been sitting down when peeing since I was 18 years old. It reduces your chances to get prostate cancer since the bladder empties more efficiently . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 What has got your manly pride to do with sitting down to pee? Much better than the last drops go on your trousers, your shoes or the floor. Now, chop, chop, go and clean your mess and hide the sharp knives from your wife. You never know what can happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
submaniac Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 To the OP, subject has already been handled on TVF. http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/286356-why-you-should-pee-in-the-shower/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptheos Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 More importantly go for a check up! If your bladder isnt emptying completly there maybe an underlining problem...always worth a check. Excellent advice, you need to get a digital test. Some medication such as an α1-selective alpha blocker might help. You need to squeeze every last drop out and then wait a minute to squeeze some more out Always have tissue handy Try some Kegel exercises http://www.webmd.com/urinary-incontinence-oab/kegel-exercises-treating-male-urinary-incontinence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khunjamesjohnson Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 If you shake it off more than 3 times you are having too much fun. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Eliot Rosewater Posted September 26, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 26, 2014 (edited) No matter how you shake, no matter how you dance; the last few drops go down your pants (or on the floor) And don't worry OP, you're not the only one, I get the same gripe at least a few times a week..... Edited September 26, 2014 by Eliot Rosewater 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arjunadawn Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I have been sitting down when peeing since I was 18 years old. It reduces your chances to get prostate cancer since the bladder empties more efficiently . Growing up with all girls it was a death sentence to leave the seat up, esp at night. Thus I was also trained to sit- in my own home, when at leisure. Otherwise, whether at home or out swipe some tissues and replace your willy with this. Why would you want this on floor or trousers. I first became aware of this happening to me when I'd zipped up and began to step off. One lucky, impossible drop of pee fell straight down my inner trousers into the space by my inner ankle, and into my shoe. After a long laugh I decided "no more." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claffey Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I have been sitting down when peeing since I was 18 years old. It reduces your chances to get prostate cancer since the bladder empties more efficiently . So you've changed your habits of a lifetime to try to stave off a disease that you may get anyway when your much older? You obviously stay inside all day too to avoid becoming another statistic on the roads. You obviously don't eat anything either as f#@#@ knows whats inside food. You've probably never had sexual relations with anyone too as that activity is fraught with danger!!! I hope you've had a fulfilling and happy life worrying about shit that will probably happen anyway!!! (pls don't be offended. I'm just trying to be sarcastic!).... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thailiketoo Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Please remember when at sea Even men sit down to pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFishman1 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 To much info for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJS 7R Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Stay closer it's shorter than you think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptheos Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 There was a time I could pee over the fence. or hit a fly from 10 feet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post T_Dog Posted September 26, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 26, 2014 You guys get to pee inside? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoorSucker Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I have been sitting down when peeing since I was 18 years old. It reduces your chances to get prostate cancer since the bladder empties more efficiently . So you've changed your habits of a lifetime to try to stave off a disease that you may get anyway when your much older? You obviously stay inside all day too to avoid becoming another statistic on the roads. You obviously don't eat anything either as f#@#@ knows whats inside food. You've probably never had sexual relations with anyone too as that activity is fraught with danger!!! I hope you've had a fulfilling and happy life worrying about shit that will probably happen anyway!!! (pls don't be offended. I'm just trying to be sarcastic!).... Actually, research also suggest that you get better sexual stamina with a healthy prostate. No problems yet with a my habit of a lifetime, sitting down for 29 years now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussieroaming Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 No but my son is...I'm currently toilet training the 6'2" oaf again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonto21 Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I have been sitting down when peeing since I was 18 years old. It reduces your chances to get prostate cancer since the bladder empties more efficiently . I did not know that.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAFO Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Come on...really?!!!!!!...this actually gets asked on forum and people actually answer? LOL!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Come on...really?!!!!!!...this actually gets asked on forum and people actually answer? LOL!!!! Yes, why shouldn't it? Lighten up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55Jay Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 As your <deleted> appear to be in your wife's hands anyway, I wouldn't worry about your sitting to pee stigma. Now get in there and scrub that toilet, and be quick about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WitawatWatawit Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Tim, get a grip on yourself, mate. It's not the end - you just think it is, which is why you are missing. Get the point? So stop being ridickulous. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Deerhunter Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Sitting works well and the shakes at the end are all "enclosed, as it were." If you stand, then at the end of the performance stroke the underside firmly from way back down there up to the end. & wipe with a piece of toilet tissue. This will remove that annoying "fluid in transit." Repeat if necessary. (Caution: More than twice is considered playing.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonsalviz Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 There was a time I could pee over the fence. or hit a fly from 10 feet. I used to be able to do the same (not pee) coming from the same hole. A long time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAFO Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Come on...really?!!!!!!...this actually gets asked on forum and people actually answer? LOL!!!! Yes, why shouldn't it? Lighten up You are aware the question posed is about pissing on the floor? That is why I questioned it. Its not like its a medical issue. Some can't hit the toilet with any accuracy from the time they are a little boy until they die. If you piss on the seat or floor...just clean it up. Sheeeese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krisb Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 I have been sitting down when peeing since I was 18 years old. It reduces your chances to get prostate cancer since the bladder empties more efficiently . Doesn't it feel un natural? sitting to pee I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i claudius Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 And i thaught it was only me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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