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or you can ask a really good friend to use his male appendix, as it is bigger than a finger (or should be).

Really? That's why people laugh at me...

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As anyone actually had one of these prostrate colon orgasms?blink.png

It's standard practice in heterosexual lolitas BJ bars to insert the finger whilst giving head!giggle.gif

Thanks Sustento for your comment about advice from experts.clap2.gif

Having an anal orgasm can not be labelled as only a gay adventure.wink.png

The gf often inserts a lubed up cucumber bot to no avail.w00t.gif

Am i chasing this "holy grail" of orgasms? Because i seriously think it does not exist.sad.png

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As anyone actually had one of these prostrate colon orgasms?blink.png

It's standard practice in heterosexual lolitas BJ bars to insert the finger whilst giving head!giggle.gif

Thanks Sustento for your comment about advice from experts.clap2.gifn

Having an anal orgasm can not be labelled as only a gay adventure.wink.png

The gf often inserts a lubed up cucumber bot to no avail.w00t.gif

Am i chasing this "holy grail" of orgasms? Because i seriously think it does not exist.sad.png

Remember me, to bypas the Salad at your place....

cheesy.gif

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or you can ask a really good friend to use his male appendix, as it is bigger than a finger (or should be).

Really? That's why people laugh at me...

That's because it should be erect when used. I forgot to mention that...

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Bloody Hell, why am I so unlucky?

Had my prostate removed about 10 years ago, now can't anymore experience the thrills of massaging my prostate gland.

Why didn't I try it before?.............The pleasures I missed in life......sad.png

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I must be boring in bed, as I don't fancy that......

Sounds as though he's running a fruit and veg stall laugh.png

We've tried carved carrots and bendy leeks.

the bananas split so we don't use them anymore.

Bananas are no good. You need a few plantains to experiment with. They're bigger - and harder...

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In case any of you straight ... ahem... folks are a little bit shy we're more than happy to give you up close and personal advice on prostate glands and butt plugs. No need to worry. Just relax. It won't hurt a bit laugh.pngcheesy.gif

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I must be boring in bed, as I don't fancy that......

Never try, never know, as they say.

(Actually, I don't know who "they" is, I heard this from a tout for an SM shop on Patpong 2.)

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Dear Lord - I'm having to teach anatomy! Here's a picture of your bits. Note where the prostate gland is. You could stick a fence post (never mind a cucumber) up your arse and it wouldn't be anywhere near your prostate.

Actually, the rectum is quite flexible and it depends on the angle on which the "object" enters the anus. It can indeed massage the prostate.

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Riding a bike down a pot holed road with the chosen item inserted certainly raises the temp.

Can be a bit messy at the moment of orgasm/follow through and impactthumbsup.gif

Which item are you talking about? The cucumber or the fence post? laugh.png

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