He could have at least worn his false teeth for the photo - or maybe she nicked those too (along with his entire wardrobe judging by how he's dressed)

If this gentleman is 56 yrs old and this woman (?) is 40 yrs old I EAT MY HAT ))))))))))))))))))))))

But a very nice couple I guess they deserved each-other

BUT please, how comes to this the "5 star" hotel. This is not important part at all.

This couple should be sent to the Islamic State as a hostage exchange.

Class......

Some great posts

I laughed so much I had tears down my face

Why are people having a go at this blokes appearance ?? He is the victim of a crime. A crime that is all to common in Thailand. Glad I left the place. what gives her the right to just help herself to this man hard earned money? She should be sent back to the rice farm, and made to report to the police every day, to make sure she stays there.

the old fart is breaking the law somewhere with those shorts. what a pic those shorts & her man face :-)

He looks like he has been here many times.. Just look at the style in which he is finger pointing. Hahahaha

Should put this pic on his holidays to Thailand album. One to show the grandkids.

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So he takes a waitress from Oh lala bar, who must have left her ID at reception, back to his room for a few days hanky-panky, pays her nothing, and is surprised she takes his money.

She doesn't think the cops might trace her.

They deserve each other.

OH LALA BAR....now there´s a surprise, my mate from england took a girl from there just over a year ago, when he´d gone for a shower she had helped herself to some thai baht and some british pounds...seems like they have some inhouse training there to rob customers... i´d stay away from all pataya bar-girls, low lives

crime ? what crime ? it looks like a self inflicted gunshot wound to me. being a old horn dog is no excuse for not thinking. and tell me why he brought back to his room a man face girl? eh....

I want to apply for a photographers job at the police department in Pattaya so I can take pictures like this... I could spend hours in post processing and never find a dull moment.

looks like another quality tourist in land of smiles .

Must have had a hard paper round, looks much older than 56. Where are the fashion Police these days, those shorts.

It's because he's 56 and got a face like that that he had to go to Thailand to get a bit of 'Rumpy-Pumpy'.

• 5 START,,, in Pattaya it might be considered a 5 Star, everywhere else its 3 at best...And someone ask why did they have to say British man, DUH,, he was British.. And not many YANKS would be caught dead with her, He's just another 1st. class tourist that we all want to see in Thailand... He probably has an Elite card, and got it at a discount due to his upscale BRITISH attire.

"Police were able to locate the two women at the Oh La La Beer Bar situated close to the Dolphin Roundabout and only meters away from the Hotel."

This is me in 15 years probably wearing a similar outfit. Pointing at the perpetrator, a Thai bar girl, who just took, let's say $5000 out of my safe. I would be required to identify her by pointing at her while having a less than happy grimace on my face to indicate my extreme displeasure with the latest developments, and she would be required to identify the merchandise in which she stole by sheepishly pointing at it. "So there's no misunderstanding for our readers, you sir need to point towards her, and you ma'am need to point towards the money. That should clear things up". Then a photograph should be taken of the unfortunate event. Not to mention the wonderful, and comical circumstances that surrounded the occurrence. Forever capturing that moment to live in history. This is how it's going to end for me. It's like a glimpse into my future. This is serious news and how the police handle such occurrences. I love Thailand!!!

I think both of them are lying about their ages.

Yes a 40 year old "girl" is bad enough and "5 Star Hotel Theft from British Guest" boggles the mind in many ways.

I guess he thought she was just smitten with his boyish good looks. "Self-delusional 5 star hotel guests" is verging on the redundant anyway, and when you toss in his nationality, it's just unnecessarily repetitive.

"Smitten with his boyish good looks". Damn, that's funny!!

I hope someone, somewhere, has collated, over the years, these "Everyday events in Pattaya" including the German man who was found dead,lying face down on his bed with a plastic bag tied over his head,his hands tied behind his back and police suggesting there were no suspicious circumstances and gf Noi had just emptied his credit card at the ATM outside.

"Enamored" is another crowd pleaser. You guys are all hysterical!!! Thanks for the laughs!!

So he takes a waitress from Oh lala bar, who must have left her ID at reception, back to his room for a few days hanky-panky, pays her nothing, and is surprised she takes his money.

She doesn't think the cops might trace her.

They deserve each other.

Why do you think he did not pay? He does not look like a guy who cannot pay couple thousand (max) as a tip...

Where in this story does it say his age? It does give the age of her and a another Thai friend as she's 40, friend 56.

Currently in IRAQ, and believe me when I say even with a Burka and veil, she would still be Ugin Fugly... The ISIS would probably send her back by return mail.. To scared to harm her !!!!!! Might work better than an Air Strike,,,,

This couple should be sent to the Islamic State as a hostage exchange.

Class......

Where in this story does it say his age? It does give the age of her and a another Thai friend as she's 40, friend 56.

Bar GIRL !!!

Nice double fingerpointing though!!! Grandpa looks angry, there will be a big "hello!" at home for him upon his return, I guess. Not the best way to make it into the news...

If that is how a 5 star hotel guest looks in Pattaya, then I wonder how the lower grade hotel guest dresses.....

Once I wanted to move to 5* but seen guests at reception, I choose some private residence (better quality and well educated/looking guests)

Why do you think guys that he should be ashamed that in his age he is still interested in women? The only thing he should be ashamed of is how that women looks... He could find much hotter woman who can take care of him...

just a silly old git in a £60+ a night (must have a bob or two) hotel behaving badly . . .

i bet if he knew that his reporting of such an incident would result in (potentially) world wide media coverage, including the infamous finger-pointing-photo show . . . he would've kept his wrinkly old gob shut and taken the £2.9k hit just to save face among his family & friends back in the UK.

"Save face" for what? He's done something wrong?

'O.K. Sir lets take some details'. How old are you... I'm 56.....

pssssttt Sarge we got another one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A 5 star hotel shout set a minimum "bar girl star" requirement.

Sadly but not surprisingly thats what happens when you admit a zero star girl into a 5 star hotel.

If she cant come up with the money she'll be required to provide long time companionship free of charge; lucky him.

If that guy had told me he was 56 about twenty years ago I would have believed him. High end tourist? Staying at a 5-star hotel doesn't make one 5-star tourist. Gosh, his shorts are almost as tacky as the baggy polyester shorts some farangs sport around town.