harrry Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 (edited) You could confuse him and ask if the store has any copies of Playboy for sale. Or pretend to be Nigerian and ask for his email. Edited November 12, 2014 by harrry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Just make sure he's not looking when you slip that magazine under your shirt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkleton Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 (edited) Change shops ? or just change paranoia medication? Edited November 12, 2014 by Turkleton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted November 12, 2014 Author Share Posted November 12, 2014 Change shops ? or just change paranoia medication? It's not my imagination as it keeps happening. But I'm not worried about it. What's he gonna find on me? Wet wipes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkleton Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 It's not my imagination as it keeps happening. But I'm not worried about it. What's he gonna find on me? Wet wipes? That's what THEY ALL say..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted November 12, 2014 Author Share Posted November 12, 2014 It's not my imagination as it keeps happening. But I'm not worried about it. What's he gonna find on me? Wet wipes? That's what THEY ALL say..... I suppose they do. Brilliant contribution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanLaew Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 He seems past his raging hormones date. ... To be honest, that description easily fits 90% of the lascivious, hetero, mongering demographic as well. There are no restrictions on buying dick hardeners ED medication based on sexual preference AFAIK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petermik Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 He walked up to me and asked me if I wanted to dance He looked kind of nice so I thought I might take the chance When we danced he held me tight-then he walked me home that night He said that he loved me true..............and so I kissed him 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted November 12, 2014 Author Share Posted November 12, 2014 He seems past his raging hormones date. ... To be honest, that description easily fits 90% of the lascivious, hetero, mongering demographic as well. There are no restrictions on buying dick hardeners ED medication based on sexual preference AFAIK.Well then he would be remarkably bad at flirting then.Sent from my Lenovo S820_ROW using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raro Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 It's not my imagination as it keeps happening. But I'm not worried about it. What's he gonna find on me? Wet wipes? That's what THEY ALL say..... even if you cannot see the guard, it doesn't mean that he's not there.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkleton Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 (edited) even if you cannot see the guard, it doesn't mean that he's not there.. well, the plot thickens. That reminds me of the "Bielefeld conspiracy" I personally know some of THEM in Germany, who seriously claim, that they live there.... Edited November 12, 2014 by Turkleton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raro Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 even if you cannot see the guard, it doesn't mean that he's not there.. well, the plot thickens. That reminds me of the "Bielefeld conspiracy" I personally know some of THEM in Germany, who seriously claim, that they live there.... as a German I can confirm you that it doesn't exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 even if you cannot see the guard, it doesn't mean that he's not there.. well, the plot thickens. That reminds me of the "Bielefeld conspiracy" I personally know some of THEM in Germany, who seriously claim, that they live there.... as a German I can confirm you that it doesn't exist. It was just a conspiracy to sell bombs that there were several air-raids on it. I think it is like Area 51...they just want you to think it was not there so you will be sure it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petercool Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Post with language other than English removed. Forum rules forbid that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToddinChonburi Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Hes watching you because you are watching him. I had this discussion many years ago with a black girl telling me the same thing. I asked her ? how do you know someone is watching you if you are not watching them ? Or maybe he knows the girl you keep following around in the store is only 12. STAY AWAY FROM THE CHILDREN !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petermik Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 JT I,m going to friendship this pm and I will be accompanied by Mr Tim (U know who) and we,ll seek out your friend and Tim will have a quiet word with him-job done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manarak Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 he's just there to be able to help in case you need help - next time, make him feel useful, call him over and make him carry your purchases around the shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilesofSmiles Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Start talking to him, that seems to shoo them off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted November 13, 2014 Author Share Posted November 13, 2014 Hes watching you because you are watching him. I had this discussion many years ago with a black girl telling me the same thing. I asked her ? how do you know someone is watching you if you are not watching them ? ... I see. And your black girl "friend" actually believed that silly excuse? Were you at a tea party together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted November 13, 2014 Author Share Posted November 13, 2014 (edited) Is that a CHAINSAW in your pants, or are you just glad to see me? http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2014/11/12/florida_chainsaw_pants_video_shopper_gets_aggressive.html Edited November 13, 2014 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptheos Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Erotomania? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WallyCleaver Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Next time the guy is watching you shop, act like a shoplifter. Pretend to stick a salami or sausage down your shorts and see where it goes from there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wpcoe Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 ^ Make sure you go "commando" that day, as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted November 14, 2014 Author Share Posted November 14, 2014 Y'all trying to get me sent down the river to the monkey house?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petercool Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 A post using profanity was removed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted November 15, 2014 Author Share Posted November 15, 2014 (edited) I shopped there last night and NOTHING. No prying eyes to be seen! So ... Edited November 15, 2014 by Jingthing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcisco Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 One way to see if people are watching you and you are a male is to pretend to you have forgotten to do up the fly on your trousers... zip or button whatever your pretend style is. What you are looking for is the snap to your eyes right at the end of the action. Be looking for that you will see anyone and everyone that was has you in focus. Or stand by a pole slip off your shoe and scratch your foot for a few minutes... should get just about everyones attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomSand Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 You know he's watching you. Plus He knows you know he's watching you. And now; You know he knows you know he's watching you. THERE'S NO ESCAPE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 You think he is watching you because you will take something from the shop. He is watching you in case you plant tampered food with poison on the shelf as he thinks you look like a terrorist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michaelaway Posted November 20, 2014 Share Posted November 20, 2014 One way to see if people are watching you and you are a male is to pretend to you have forgotten to do up the fly on your trousers... zip or button whatever your pretend style is. What you are looking for is the snap to your eyes right at the end of the action. Be looking for that you will see anyone and everyone that was has you in focus. Or stand by a pole slip off your shoe and scratch your foot for a few minutes... should get just about everyones attention. This man is truly tuned in to human behavior... whoa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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