Shopping while suspicious ... security guard at Friendship has my number!

[harrry]

You could confuse him and ask if the store has any copies of Playboy for sale. Or pretend to be Nigerian and ask for his email.

[Old Croc]

Just make sure he's not looking when you slip that magazine under your shirt.

[Turkleton]

Change shops ?

or just change paranoia medication?

[Jingthing]

Change shops ?

or just change paranoia medication?

It's not my imagination as it keeps happening. But I'm not worried about it. What's he gonna find on me? Wet wipes?

[Turkleton]

It's not my imagination as it keeps happening. But I'm not worried about it. What's he gonna find on me? Wet wipes?

That's what THEY ALL say.....

[Jingthing]

It's not my imagination as it keeps happening. But I'm not worried about it. What's he gonna find on me? Wet wipes?

That's what THEY ALL say.....

I suppose they do. Brilliant contribution.

[NanLaew]

He seems past his raging hormones date.

...

To be honest, that description easily fits 90% of the lascivious, hetero, mongering demographic as well. There are no restrictions on buying dick hardeners ED medication based on sexual preference AFAIK.

[petermik]

He walked up to me and asked me if I wanted to dance

He looked kind of nice so I thought I might take the chance

When we danced he held me tight-then he walked me home that night

He said that he loved me true..............and so I kissed him

[Jingthing]

He seems past his raging hormones date.

...

To be honest, that description easily fits 90% of the lascivious, hetero, mongering demographic as well. There are no restrictions on buying dick hardeners ED medication based on sexual preference AFAIK.

Well then he would be remarkably bad at flirting then.

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[raro]

It's not my imagination as it keeps happening. But I'm not worried about it. What's he gonna find on me? Wet wipes?

That's what THEY ALL say.....

even if you cannot see the guard, it doesn't mean that he's not there..

[Turkleton]

even if you cannot see the guard, it doesn't mean that he's not there..

well, the plot thickens.

That reminds me of the "Bielefeld conspiracy"

I personally know some of THEM in Germany, who seriously claim, that they live there....

[raro]

even if you cannot see the guard, it doesn't mean that he's not there..

well, the plot thickens.

That reminds me of the "Bielefeld conspiracy"

I personally know some of THEM in Germany, who seriously claim, that they live there....

as a German I can confirm you that it doesn't exist.

[harrry]

even if you cannot see the guard, it doesn't mean that he's not there..

well, the plot thickens.

That reminds me of the "Bielefeld conspiracy"

I personally know some of THEM in Germany, who seriously claim, that they live there....

as a German I can confirm you that it doesn't exist.

It was just a conspiracy to sell bombs that there were several air-raids on it. I think it is like Area 51...they just want you to think it was not there so you will be sure it is.

[petercool]

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[ToddinChonburi]

Hes watching you because you are watching him. I had this discussion many years ago with a black girl telling me the same thing. I asked her ? how do you know someone is watching you if you are not watching them ?

Or maybe he knows the girl you keep following around in the store is only 12. STAY AWAY FROM THE CHILDREN !!!!

[petermik]

JT

I,m going to friendship this pm and I will be accompanied by Mr Tim (U know who) and we,ll seek out your friend and Tim will have a quiet word with him-job done

[manarak]

he's just there to be able to help in case you need help - next time, make him feel useful, call him over and make him carry your purchases around the shop.

[MilesofSmiles]

Start talking to him, that seems to shoo them off.

[Jingthing]

Hes watching you because you are watching him. I had this discussion many years ago with a black girl telling me the same thing. I asked her ? how do you know someone is watching you if you are not watching them ?

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I see. And your black girl "friend" actually believed that silly excuse? Were you at a tea party together?

[Jingthing]

Is that a CHAINSAW in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2014/11/12/florida_chainsaw_pants_video_shopper_gets_aggressive.html

[uptheos]

Erotomania?

[WallyCleaver]

Next time the guy is watching you shop, act like a shoplifter. Pretend to stick a salami or sausage down your shorts and see where it goes from there.

[wpcoe]

^ Make sure you go "commando" that day, as well.

[Jingthing]

Y'all trying to get me sent down the river to the monkey house?!?

[petercool]

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[Jingthing]

I shopped there last night and NOTHING. No prying eyes to be seen!

So ...

[jcisco]

One way to see if people are watching you and you are a male is to pretend to you have forgotten to do up the fly on your trousers... zip or button whatever your pretend style is. What you are looking for is the snap to your eyes right at the end of the action. Be looking for that you will see anyone and everyone that was has you in focus.

Or stand by a pole slip off your shoe and scratch your foot for a few minutes... should get just about everyones attention.

[RandomSand]

You know he's watching you.

Plus He knows you know he's watching you.

And now; You know he knows you know he's watching you.

THERE'S NO ESCAPE.

[harrry]

You think he is watching you because you will take something from the shop. He is watching you in case you plant tampered food with poison on the shelf as he thinks you look like a terrorist.

[Michaelaway]

One way to see if people are watching you and you are a male is to pretend to you have forgotten to do up the fly on your trousers... zip or button whatever your pretend style is. What you are looking for is the snap to your eyes right at the end of the action. Be looking for that you will see anyone and everyone that was has you in focus.

Or stand by a pole slip off your shoe and scratch your foot for a few minutes... should get just about everyones attention.

This man is truly tuned in to human behavior... whoa.