smedly Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 My CRF250 was ordered out of the 'big bike' area at Central Festering in Chiang Mai - the sign did actually say 'Over 500cc'. I noticed the sign at Central Airport says 'Over 200cc'. The reason you have big bike parking apart from size is the weight and the ability to manoeuvre it in small confined spaces - believe me I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cgphuket Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 The simple equations is : Every 100cc of your bike equals 3cm of penis length. multiply your bike's engine size to determine substitute penis, length, then add to your existing length. A big bike is how every many cc's you need to make your penis longer than 3 inches. You will find this calculation accurate when observing the "little boys" driving 1000cc bikes at 5kph down beach road in Pattaya, or the Harleys stuck in traffic on Sukhumvit in Bangkok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Familyonthemove Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 The simple equations is : Every 100cc of your bike equals 3cm of penis length. multiply your bike's engine size to determine substitute penis, length, then add to your existing length. A big bike is how every many cc's you need to make your penis longer than 3 inches. You will find this calculation accurate when observing the "little boys" driving 1000cc bikes at 5kph down beach road in Pattaya, or the Harleys stuck in traffic on Sukhumvit in Bangkok. Maybe I"m getting my metric and Imperial measures confused - either that or I must be John Holmes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewrooney Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 The simple equations is : Every 100cc of your bike equals 3cm of penis length. multiply your bike's engine size to determine substitute penis, length, then add to your existing length. A big bike is how every many cc's you need to make your penis longer than 3 inches. You will find this calculation accurate when observing the "little boys" driving 1000cc bikes at 5kph down beach road in Pattaya, or the Harleys stuck in traffic on Sukhumvit in Bangkok. By that math my old Tena was a big bike! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhys Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Big Bike....needs big seat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_boo Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Let's see, a 1200cc Ducati (rounding up a little bit) means 12x3cm or 36cm. 3 inches is 7.62cm, so you're saying that Ducati owners are -28.38 cm (-11 11/64 inches)? As a study in 1998 found that depths ranged to 14.81cm (5 53/64 inches), that's twice as deep as found in a woman. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shurup Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 The simple equations is : Every 100cc of your bike equals 3cm of penis length. multiply your bike's engine size to determine substitute penis, length, then add to your existing length. A big bike is how every many cc's you need to make your penis longer than 3 inches. You will find this calculation accurate when observing the "little boys" driving 1000cc bikes at 5kph down beach road in Pattaya, or the Harleys stuck in traffic on Sukhumvit in Bangkok. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomYumpoochai Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 Any thai thinks a 250cc up is a big bike... any farang that thinks a phantom is a big bike probably rides it wearing black T shirts with an eagle or a wolf on the back....... and crocs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_boo Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 Any thai thinks a 250cc up is a big bike... any farang that thinks a phantom is a big bike probably rides it wearing black T shirts with an eagle or a wolf on the back....... and crocs. What do crocodile patches have to do with eagles or wolves? I'm confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DualSportBiker Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 I was just at the Pornping Inn Tower hotel - it has been sold and you can no longer park your bike up front... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1BADDAT Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 In the West I would say anything 500cc+ is a bigbike; just my opinion of course. Im not sure about Europe but I have never even heard the term in USA. Every bike there is big. The ratio of scooters to motorcycles is VERY low. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_boo Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 In the West I would say anything 500cc+ is a bigbike; just my opinion of course. Im not sure about Europe but I have never even heard the term in USA. Every bike there is big. The ratio of scooters to motorcycles is VERY low. It is very low. However there are plenty of the Ninja 250 (and now 300), Honda Rebels, etc around. Even the baby Sportsters are represented. They'd be a big bike in Thailand, but almost universally considered a little bike in the States. Speaking of which, whatever happened to those Harley 500cc bikes? I see they're up on Harley's website (for less than you'd pay for a CBR500 in Thailand!), but are they selling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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