How To Make Old Men To Magnets Of A Lot Of.............

[lostinisaan]

Hello and Sawasdee khrap,

12 years fighting with "not genuine" Windows programs, starting with the " Millenium Edition." Harr Harr//

I've got two ( with the school computer three) computers now. Had to "service" quite a few" machines at my former schools, but also at my current school.

I've made three slow donkeys to freaking fast race-horses.

How?

1. Download, update and run UninStall Pro. Please run the whole program and free a lot of space. Once I could "free" 12 GB of files, by using this program.

2. Download and run DDS killer. Run it.

3..Download and install rkill. Let it run a thorough scan. Delete all <deleted>./

4. Download AVG Antivirus 2015, my friend's friend told my friend's friend that the free version is also good, but take a swim at the bay and you're good to go wi9th the "real one."

5. Download AVG Tune Up 2015, let it run and delete all.

7. Have a beer.

8. Put MS office 2013 on your machine. It's incredible.

9. Don't press: " remeber password", as your wife might be able to access your "bukake" page......( and might find out that you're into "hamsters."

10. Keep smiling and please do the steps. ( For those who've got problems with their machines.) ===

[lostinisaan]

12 years fighting with "not genuine" Windows programs, starting with the " Millenium Edition." Harr Harr//

P.S. Sorry, forgot to add that the 12 years were in Thailand only...lol.

A friend of Monika Lewinsky -

[zzdocxx]

Very nice, thank you. Thankfully I have a young computer wiz guy who does all that for me nowadays.

Curious, your use of the term "hamster", can you explain ?

[Chicog]

I think the hamster reference is similar to.....

[DogNo1]

Recently, a lawsuit was brought by a group of users in the USA against Tuneup Utilities 2014. AVG seems to have pulled the product following the success of the suit which ruled for monetary restitution to users who had bought it. I'd be wary of the effectiveness of AVG Tuneup 2015, its apparent successor. It's in the news. You can Google it. It's good to be skeptical about these various utilities which are advertized to speed up your machine by cleaning the registry, etc.

[lostinisaan]

I think the hamster reference is similar to.....

Like that?

.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjnsTkNKlsg

P.S. Please don't let kids watch this one, as they might want some....

Edited December 3, 2014 by lostinisaan

[WhizBang]

What a load of cobblers.