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Costas2008

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Dearest TVF members,

I come in front of you (dressed not naked) to plead for your vote in the presidential poster of the year elections.

Who am I?

The most hansum, muscular, well equipped (pay special attention to this), intelligent (sorry should have said Brilliant), adorable, humble person that ever walked on this earth.

Also the best husband in the world, according to my wife, when I give her money.

What will I do for you?

I promise a free of mods TVF.

You can post any garbage you fancy, any insults to other posters any trolling that pleases your hearts and nobody will be there to delete your post or lock your thread.

Suspensions also will be abolished especially to the delight of Mr Toad.

I promise I will give permission to you all of you to cheat your wives or husbands whenever you fancy it.

Down with the suppression up to the good life.

I promise to restrict JT and Neverdie, to one (1) post per day, although that would even be too much.

I promise, I will establish Greek as the official TVF language, all posts in other languages will be deleted.

I promise a free box of Kleenex tissues to all cheated, abused by their Thai wives or over stayers on this forum.

I promise a free TGAU (previously tested by Mr Soutpeel) to every member to enhance your pleasure in life.

I promise a free meal, prepared by Crazy Chef so you will have the pleasure to understand what a burning ring means.

And last but not least I promise a free milking, exclusively by myself, to all members, doesn’t matter of age or gender.

I hope I’ve promised you enough so to elect me.

If you don’t, please take a little time and read my footnote.

“May The Fleas Of A Thousand Camels Infest The Crotch Of The Person Who Screws Up My Day And May Their Arms Be Too Short To Scratch.”

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There's no way I'm going to erect you Costas, that's up to your missus.

Costas2008
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Dearest TVF members, I come in front of you (dressed not naked) to plead for your vote in the presidential poster of the year elections. Who am I? The most hansum, muscular, well equipped (pay spec

Soutpeel
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Costa's if you promise to ban all digital pikeys from TV and take Zuma back I will vote for you

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What have erections to do with this ? I hope it's not a Greek Thing biggrin.png

attachicon.gifcostas.JPG

Always confused the "L" with "R"

Must be my Greek pronunciation...............

I thought the only ones that mixed up "L" and "R" where the Chinese, but must now also add the Greek to that ;)

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Costas:

I think you need to find an erection inspector to make sure everything is on the 'up and up.'

I'd volunteer for the job, but I've got my hands full trying to finish crocheting this sweater for my German shepard.

(It's been pretty nippy lately overnight here)

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Costas:

I think you need to find an erection inspector to make sure everything is on the 'up and up.'

I'd volunteer for the job, but I've got to finish crocheting this sweater for my German shepard. (Lately it's been pretty nippy here overnight)

Gecko, Living in Thailand I know that these erections elections will be fraudulent.

Already heard of other candidates offering millions of Baht to the voters.

I hope the result is nulled and I will be the only candidate left to receive this prestigious award and rule Thai Visa.

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Tragic.

"You can post any garbage you fancy, any insults to other posters any trolling that pleases your hearts and nobody will be there to delete your post or lock your thread."

Vote for Costasthumbsup.gif

Youre being silly costas. I think your TGAU is fitted backwards.

Idiot

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Costa's if you promise to ban all digital pikeys from TV and take Zuma back I will vote for you

Mr Soutpeel, as digital pikeys are a dying species, I don't have to bother banning them.

Let them vote for me first and then they can disappear.

As about Zuma, you ungrateful person, why do you want to return him back?

He's given you love, affection, he even bit your balls off.

Why people are never satisfied with what they got?

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