Popular Post Costas2008 Posted December 12, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 12, 2014 Dearest TVF members, I come in front of you (dressed not naked) to plead for your vote in the presidential poster of the year elections. Who am I? The most hansum, muscular, well equipped (pay special attention to this), intelligent (sorry should have said Brilliant), adorable, humble person that ever walked on this earth. Also the best husband in the world, according to my wife, when I give her money. What will I do for you? I promise a free of mods TVF. You can post any garbage you fancy, any insults to other posters any trolling that pleases your hearts and nobody will be there to delete your post or lock your thread. Suspensions also will be abolished especially to the delight of Mr Toad. I promise I will give permission to you all of you to cheat your wives or husbands whenever you fancy it. Down with the suppression up to the good life. I promise to restrict JT and Neverdie, to one (1) post per day, although that would even be too much. I promise, I will establish Greek as the official TVF language, all posts in other languages will be deleted. I promise a free box of Kleenex tissues to all cheated, abused by their Thai wives or over stayers on this forum. I promise a free TGAU (previously tested by Mr Soutpeel) to every member to enhance your pleasure in life. I promise a free meal, prepared by Crazy Chef so you will have the pleasure to understand what a burning ring means. And last but not least I promise a free milking, exclusively by myself, to all members, doesn’t matter of age or gender. I hope I’ve promised you enough so to elect me. If you don’t, please take a little time and read my footnote. “May The Fleas Of A Thousand Camels Infest The Crotch Of The Person Who Screws Up My Day And May Their Arms Be Too Short To Scratch.” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sustento Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Free yoghurt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoiBiker Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Tragic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJCM Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 (edited) What have erections to do with this ? I hope it's not a Greek Thing Edited December 12, 2014 by MJCM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Gsxrnz Posted December 12, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 12, 2014 (edited) There's no way I'm going to erect you Costas, that's up to your missus. Edited December 12, 2014 by Gsxrnz 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted December 12, 2014 Author Share Posted December 12, 2014 Free yoghurt? I prefer butter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted December 12, 2014 Author Share Posted December 12, 2014 What have erections to do with this ? I hope it's not a Greek Thing costas.JPG Always confused the "L" with "R" Must be my Greek pronunciation............... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petermik Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Go for a long walk when your bored Costas.................yassas 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted December 12, 2014 Author Share Posted December 12, 2014 Tragic. "You can post any garbage you fancy, any insults to other posters any trolling that pleases your hearts and nobody will be there to delete your post or lock your thread." Vote for Costas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhamBam Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 No way on earth am I going to help Costas with his erection. It would be far too small for my shovel sized hands for a start. I vote we let the LB's handle Costas's erections. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Free yoghurt? I prefer butter Souvlaki without yoghurt? You have been in Thailand too long. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted December 12, 2014 Author Share Posted December 12, 2014 Free yoghurt? I prefer butter Souvlaki without yoghurt? You have been in Thailand too long. Souvlaki is eaten with Tzatziki and not plain yoghurt. But what do you expect from an Aussie.............. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkokjulia Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 I voted for you yesterday King Costas 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Tragic. Well said ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 I voted for you yesterday King Costas Not possible. Voting hasn't started yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy chef 1 Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 no...CC 2 is the next one..sorry old friend.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkokjulia Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 I voted for you yesterday King Costas Not possible. Voting hasn't started yet. My profuse apologies-should have read "nominated." Don't ban me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJCM Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 What have erections to do with this ? I hope it's not a Greek Thing costas.JPG Always confused the "L" with "R" Must be my Greek pronunciation............... I thought the only ones that mixed up "L" and "R" where the Chinese, but must now also add the Greek to that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luk AJ Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 I suspect Costas is part of the DPP ( deleting post police) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted December 12, 2014 Author Share Posted December 12, 2014 Tragic. Well said ! You had your 1 post allowed for the day, now go to bed. Tomorrow you can delight us with your wit. Vote for Costas 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gecko123 Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 (edited) Costas: I think you need to find an erection inspector to make sure everything is on the 'up and up.' I'd volunteer for the job, but I've got my hands full trying to finish crocheting this sweater for my German shepard. (It's been pretty nippy lately overnight here) Edited December 12, 2014 by Gecko123 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted December 12, 2014 Author Share Posted December 12, 2014 Costas: I think you need to find an erection inspector to make sure everything is on the 'up and up.' I'd volunteer for the job, but I've got to finish crocheting this sweater for my German shepard. (Lately it's been pretty nippy here overnight) Gecko, Living in Thailand I know that these erections elections will be fraudulent. Already heard of other candidates offering millions of Baht to the voters. I hope the result is nulled and I will be the only candidate left to receive this prestigious award and rule Thai Visa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Tragic. "You can post any garbage you fancy, any insults to other posters any trolling that pleases your hearts and nobody will be there to delete your post or lock your thread." Vote for Costas Youre being silly costas. I think your TGAU is fitted backwards. Idiot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 (edited) Costas again...trying to make out he is a blowhard. Ask his wife....he is always late except with one thing. Edited December 12, 2014 by harrry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy chef 1 Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 no...CC 2 is the next one..sorry old friend.... dam'n he cant write now... but soon.and if he comes after his father..,,ND put your socks on...grumpy times 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Soutpeel Posted December 12, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 12, 2014 Costa's if you promise to ban all digital pikeys from TV and take Zuma back I will vote for you 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sustento Posted December 12, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 12, 2014 Free yoghurt? I prefer butter I was talking about food not lubrication 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 (edited) Suggest Costas nomination be removed from consideration for violation of the rule -- blatant dirty campaigning BEFORE the official voting has even begun. Beware of bare Greeks with gifts! Edited December 12, 2014 by Jingthing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 ...............Costas has been working on his erections for a long time................ Born in Hawaii by any chance????? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted December 12, 2014 Author Share Posted December 12, 2014 (edited) Costa's if you promise to ban all digital pikeys from TV and take Zuma back I will vote for you Mr Soutpeel, as digital pikeys are a dying species, I don't have to bother banning them. Let them vote for me first and then they can disappear. As about Zuma, you ungrateful person, why do you want to return him back? He's given you love, affection, he even bit your balls off. Why people are never satisfied with what they got? Edited December 12, 2014 by Costas2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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