ThaiVisa Poster of the Year 2014 Vote Now!

[geronimo]

I think we probably want someone calm and considered to run the poll.

Not an unstable hysterical egomonster with an obsession with CAPITALS!

With you there SB!

[David48]

When does voting for the Poll Lord commence?

I'm fairly sure that the Lord of the Pole is an inherited responsibility.

Some wear it with Pride.

I can not be bought, nor stolen, but only passed.

(Heavily influenced by the The Hobbit which is playing in the background) ... as opposed to 'under the influence'.

[snottgoblin]

I think we probably want someone calm and considered to run the poll.

Not an unstable hysterical egomonster with an obsession with CAPITALS!

Sir someone was enquiring about your saddle before. I forget which one, 2 or 3 pages back. He he.

I believe writing in capitals is rude. It's considered to be shouting.

He he na he.

[Jingthing]

I think we probably want someone calm and considered to run the poll.

Not an unstable hysterical egomonster with an obsession with CAPITALS!

Poll Lord is a totally different role than running in a popularity contest.

Is there really any other poster on the forum with my experience in POLLING here over several years that ALSO even wants to be Poll Lord?

Anyway, please drop it ... this isn't a Poll Lord election ... it likely won't even be determined by election anyway ... as you may have noticed, most things here aren't even remotely DEMOCRATIC anyway.

[SoiBiker]

I think we probably want someone calm and considered to run the poll.

Not an unstable hysterical egomonster with an obsession with CAPITALS!

Sir someone was enquiring about your saddle before. I aneet which one, 2 or 3 pages back. He he.

I believe writing in capitals is rude. It's considered to be shouting.

He he na he.

One of the usual crowd of 'funny' posters, I imagine.

It's a new year soon. They should get some new jokes.

[geronimo]

Remember each erection has a different origin. This one is big but the Lord one? A tower!!!

[David48]

I think we probably want someone calm and considered to run the poll.

Not an unstable hysterical egomonster with an obsession with CAPITALS!

With you there SB!

There is hope there with SB.

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[geronimo]

SB Let's ride over to JT's place and throw a spanner ib his works

[uptheos]

When does voting for the Poll Lord commence?

I'm fairly sure that the Lord of the Pole is an inherited responsibility.

Some wear it with Pride.

I can not be bought, nor stolen, but only passed.

(Heavily influenced by the The Hobbit which is playing in the background) ... as opposed to 'under the influence'.

Does the Lord get to sit in the House of Poles?

[Jingthing]

Does the Lord get to sit in the House of Poles?

I hear Krakow is lovely in the Springtime.

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I do want to announce here that I have consulted with my imaginary branding attorney and it has been determined that Fritzie and Buzzcuddles are the OFFICIAL mascots of the JINGTHING Thaivisa Poster of the Year Contest, 2014! Welcome aboard, my sweeties.

No puppies were harmed in the production of this post.

[WhamBam]

I think JT would be better as Lord of the Pole Dancers.

[transam]

When does voting for the Poll Lord commence?

I'm fairly sure that the Lord of the Pole is an inherited responsibility.

Some wear it with Pride.

I can not be bought, nor stolen, but only passed.

(Heavily influenced by the The Hobbit which is playing in the background) ... as opposed to 'under the influence'.

Does the Lord get to sit in the House of Poles?

Nooooo, am busy...................

[snottgoblin]

Vote Nancy - POTY

[uptheos]

I think JT would be better as Lord of the Pole Dancers.

He might be the first Lord with a POTY to his name.

[geronimo]

Vote Nancy - POTY

Anyone who shops at Siam Paragon has lost touch with the masses.

[WhamBam]

I think JT would be better as Lord of the Pole Dancers.

He might be the first Lord with a POTY to his name.

JT as POTY... Prancer of the Year?

[Jingthing]

Vote Nancy - POTY

Weren't you with me?

I'm crushed.

Is there any way I can win you back?

But I must warn you I'm fresh out of free toasters ... those are reserved for COSTAS ...

(the taramasalata in my pita any day of the week)

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Have y'all noticed that I am SHAMELESSLY courting Costas now as we head into the home stretch phase?

Indeed, I am.

No shady back room smoky room deals from me.

It's all out on the table.

I am asking COSTAS and his supporters to consider moving their voting block my way as we approach the final bell.

Only asking. Politely asking.

Of course there is NO RUSH as long as the changes are made before the deadline. 30 December at midnight.

No back room deals here.

It's all here for you to see in the clear light of day.

Sink or swim with JINGTHING you know the score and you get maximum possible TRUTHINESS.

Of course, David48 supporters are more than welcome to swing my way as well ...

stranger things have happened (and often do!).

[WhamBam]

Vote Nancy - POTY

Snotty and Snooty? What a combination.

The mind boggles

[fletchsmile]

There were questions about what Hubby and I did last night:

First we started out on Soi 7 and I looked inside the Thai Visa Lounge. Hubby saw the sign and pulled me out. No loss. It looked as active as its Facebook page. The fact that we've chattered about my temporary command bunker in lower Suk on this thread and the fact that they haven't invited me to make an appearance speaks volumes, doesn't it? Really in tune this the Thai Visa crowd, aren't they.

Then Hubby had the bright idea to go up a little alley, or rat run that eventually dumped us out in Soi 5. Big,swinging place there with a German-speaking crowd and menu of heavy German food. Didn't stay. By then Hubby was getting cranky, so we went to a no-name Middle Eastern place with OK food, ate dinner and watched the good General's Friday night talk to the nation. Or rather I did since I was facing the TV. I read the English subtitles to Hubby who was was really impressed with my translation of the subtitles, commenting how I've really been studying hard with my Thai lessons,until he turned around and realized the subtitles were in English.

Today Hubby took in the Sois on the other side of the street while I worked on other stuff. When he didn't answer his phone, I realized he was out wandering around alone with his ATM card and a couple of credit cards. On the lower even number sois of Suk. What could possibly go wrong? Thankfully, he returned to the command bunker a couple hours ago and seems sober and well groomed. Haven't checked the bank balances yet, though.

So much for our day. Still have to get to Siam Paragon.

Off to buy some brand name goodies no doubt. Btw who writes your posts for you?

Yes I was wondering who writes them too. Think the writer should tone down the frequent references to swinging though, especially where Germans are involved

swinging, (

http://www.yourdictionary.com/swinging )

Variant of swing

1. SLANG
   1. to engage in casual sexual relations, esp. in an open, deliberate way
   2. to exchange partners with other couples and engage in sexual activity: said esp. of married couples

Then again should we expect anything else

[snottgoblin]

Vote Nancy - POTY

Weren't you with me?

I'm crushed.

Is there any way I can win you back?

But I must warn you I'm fresh out of free toasters ... those are reserved for COSTAS ...

(the taramasalata in my pita any day of the week)

___

Have y'all noticed that I am SHAMELESSLY courting Costas now as we head into the home stretch phase?

Indeed, I am.

No shady back room smoky room deals from me.

It's all out on the table.

I am asking COSTAS and his supporters to consider moving their voting block my way as we approach the final bell.

Only asking. Politely asking.

Of course there is NO RUSH as long as the changes are made before the deadline. 30 December at midnight.

No back room deals here.

It's all here for you to see in the clear light of day.

Sink or swim with JINGTHING you know the score and you get maximum possible TRUTHINESS.

Sir,

I am sorry. I was voting with you but Nancy lured me in with her funny posts and I changed my vote. I was happy at first but then, just a moment ago I started reading a new thread and I got a little bit frightened about what I saw.

The 'iffy farang' thread.

Anyway, I think if it's okay, I will re vote for you again sir. I won't be tricked to change again. Please accept my apologies, snottgoblin is not feeling too happy about what has happened.

Vote 1 Jingthing.

I just voted Jingthing again.

[David48]

Costas, thanks for answering my earlier question.

JT ... I've known you for such a long time, you almost feel like a brother to me.

But Nancy is a member, of which, I have not had the pleasure.

So Nancy, you're a Western Lady with a Western Husband.

May I ask you how you feel when you see men of your husbands age having a gf or wife young enough to be your daughter?

Do you feel good for them that finally they have found happiness? Or a feeling of revulsion that it's not right?

Of course, in kind, you (three) are welcome to ask me a relevant question about my time in Thailand ... only fair.

JT ... still working on you Mate. It will come to me soon.

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[Jingthing]

Thanks for that snottgoblin.

What a mouthful your name is!

There will be a lot of vote changes in the coming days.

In any case, I really want to keep the competition super friendly between NancyL and myself.

[Jingthing]

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JT ... still working on you Mate. It will come to me soon.

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Is it too much to ask for you to stop working on me?

[David48]

Thanks for that.

JT, you're welcome.

As I said ... almost like a brother to me.

[Jingthing]

Thanks for that.

JT, you're welcome.

As I said ... almost like a brother to me.

Not referring to you.

I was addressing my supporter: SNOTTGOBLIN.

I never had a brother.

So I went out looking for a brother down at the Steam Connection.

Black and white together!

Oh, never mind ...

[snottgoblin]

Thanks for that snottgoblin.

What a mouthful your name is!

There will be a lot of vote changes in the coming days.

In any case, I really want to keep the competition super friendly between NancyL and myself.

Yes, mrnancy has a husband mr bitey. I want to stay on her good Side too he he.

Bit afraid she will set him onto us. With a name like mr bitey, you can't be too sure.

[David48]

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JT ... still working on you Mate. It will come to me soon.

.

Is it too much to ask for you to stop working on me?

But ... the Q and A idea was yours from a couple of pages back.

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[snottgoblin]

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JT ... still working on you Mate. It will come to me soon.

.

Is it too much to ask for you to stop working on me?

But ... the Q and A idea was yours from a couple of pages back.

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Sir,

You are lucky mr Jingthing isn't married to mr bitey. Could end badly for you.

He he

[SoiBiker]

Costas, thanks for answering my earlier question.

JT ... I've known you for such a long time, you almost feel like a brother to me.

But Nancy is a member, of which, I have not had the pleasure.

So Nancy, you're a Western Lady with a Western Husband.

May I ask you how you feel when you see men of your husbands age having a gf or wife young enough to be your daughter?

Do you feel good for them that finally they have found happiness? Or a feeling of revulsion that it's not right?

Of course, in kind, you (three) are welcome to ask me a relevant question about my time in Thailand ... only fair.

JT ... still working on you Mate. It will come to me soon.

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Handing Nancy some rope in the hope she'll make her own noose?

You're quite transparent sometimes, despite the 'decent bloke' facade.

[Jingthing]

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JT ... still working on you Mate. It will come to me soon.

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Is it too much to ask for you to stop working on me?

But ... the Q and A idea was yours from a couple of pages back.

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You got it completely wrong, dude.

I was asking for GENERAL questions from VOTERS, not from candidates.

And the questions asked for were to be GENERAL questions for all four.

To spell this out, the SAME QUESTION to be hopefully answered by each candidate so you could COMPARE the answers of the SAME question from all four.

Not what you thought at all, for fellow candidates to make up targeted questions directed at each person.

So whatever you are doing, go ahead, you're a free man, you'll do whatever you please regardless, nothing to do with me, but it has nothing at all to do with the concept that I proposed and also don't spend too much time crafting targeted questions to me as I probably will not bother answering them.

The concept I proposed puts you in the role of choosing to ANSWER the general questions, or not, your choice.

As right now you are an ACTIVE CANDIDATE.

Cheers.

Here is a sample of the question concept that I proposed:

VOTER: What does Thaivisa.com mean to you?

Candidate One: A place to drown my sorrows.

Two: A place to troll for birds.

Three: Like the air that I breathe.

Four: Better than sex!