webfact Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Park expert gives advice to avoid wild elephant attackBANGKOK: -- A wildlife veterinarian has issued advice for motorists driving through Khao Yai national park to follow in case of sudden encounter with wild elephants.The advice came as a wild bull elephant attacked a passing vehicle on the park Saturday, causing damages to the car.Fortunately four persons inside were not harmed.The elephant attack came just less than two weeks when a wild elephant attacked a pickup truck on January driving through the Khao Yai park after its driver blowing horn at the beast. Nobody was injured.Wildlife veterinarian Pattarapol Manee-on gave five advice on how to avoid elephant charge, and how to stay safe if it charges.1. Pause your vehicle at least 30 metres apart if spotting a wild elephant crossing the road. If the wild elephant walks closer, shift your car in reverse gear, maintain your composure and drive off slowly. Wait patiently until the beast walks off the road and start to drive pass.2. Don’t blow the horn or make any noise to disturb the elephant as the noise could enrage and stimulate it to charge at as its ears are sensitive to the horn tweeters.3. Don’t photograph the beast with flash on as it could frighten and turn it to charge, or arose its interest to come closer to explore.4. Always keep the car engine on so as to turn back in time if the elephant walks closer. The bass noise of the engine will not disturb or frighten it as it is familiar with such noise from vehicles and it is not interested in it.5. In case of driving at night and encountering elephant, always keep the headlights on and try to observe its signs and keep a distance from it. Don’t flash the lights as this could draw its attention and walk up to the vehicle. Full story: http://englishnews.thaipbs.or.th/park-expert-gives-advice-avoid-wild-elephant-attack -- Thai PBS 2015-01-12 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Fiddlesticks Posted January 12, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted January 12, 2015 And most important, if a big male elephant smiles or winks at you, run like hell ! 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mca Posted January 12, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted January 12, 2015 And don't dress as a giant peanut or banana 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worgeordie Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 He does not like Mercedes ,driver to Elephant do you know who i am? regards Worgeordie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaltsc Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 (edited) Don't drive a car painted the same color as an elephant's skin, you dumb s...!!! Horny elephants in heat are like horny drunken tourists. If it remotely resembles its own species (Drunken humans don't realize their misperceptions until the next morning and see who they woke up with) they are going to try and screw it. Elephants are big mothers, and what is misconstrued as an attack is really their way of cuddling. Similar to the intimacy after a session of lovemaking in prison when Tiny takes a bride. Edited January 12, 2015 by jaltsc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post webfact Posted January 12, 2015 Author Popular Post Share Posted January 12, 2015 Horny elephant defeats Toyota Vios in stomping competitionBy Coconuts BangkokKHAO YAI: -- A bull elephant stressed out because he can’t get laid took his frustrations out on the vexing vehicles swarming his domain Saturday.After charging one vehicle which managed to escape, the elephant, believed to be about 8, stopped a Toyota Vios carrying four passengers through Khao Yai National Park and proceeded to mount the vehicle’s hood, flattening its front end. No one was hurt in the incident. "It's in heat," Veterinarian Patarapol Maneeorn explained in The Nation. When male elephants reach the age they start feeling the need to breed, they are forced out of their herds.Full story: http://bangkok.coconuts.co/2015/01/12/horny-elephant-defeats-toyota-vios-stomping-competition-- Coconuts Bangkok 2015-01-12 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commerce Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 How about just don't >deleted< go there? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 And don't dress as a giant peanut or banana But do keep a mouse suit in the car ,thatll do the trick 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 was there an earthquake..........the camera was shaking that much 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnnie99 Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Here's advice - keep away. Now, where's my fee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post realenglish1 Posted January 12, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted January 12, 2015 And of course certain woman who are overweight should not turn their backs on the Elephant . There can be mistaken identity made ( by the elephant) 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgordo38 Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 And most important, if a big male elephant smiles or winks at you, run like hell ! Carry lots of bananas and sugar cane bundles with you. Peace offering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhizBang Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Best advice would be to avoid visiting Khao Yai national park. No? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evadgib Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 And most important, if a big male elephant smiles or winks at you, run like hell ! Carry lots of bananas and sugar cane bundles with you. Peace offering. One of these per passenger wouldn't go amiss either; especially if it tests your airbag as per the above clip: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I did not know Thai automobiles had "trunks" in the front... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim walker Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Try explaining that damage to the insurance man honest it was a horny elephant and he shagged my new Merc . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atyclb Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 (edited) humping a car might appear to represent an upgrade to what some expats may be humping Edited January 12, 2015 by atyclb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loles Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Don't talk too loudly how much nice his tusks, and you just bought new balls to your pool table ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wgdanson Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Why couldn't the video taker keep the damn camera still? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sydebolle Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Horny elephants just LOVE retarded car drivers using the horn (from where the word derived from) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcatcher Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Don't talk too loudly how much nice his tusks, and you just bought new balls to your pool table ... This is a lot of balls....:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billiard_ball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLSEEINGEYE Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 How do you stop a pit bull from humping your leg?? Give him a BJ Not sure if that will work in this case however Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dean008 Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I hope this advice was, or will be printed on the ticket in future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandtee Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Don't expose your trunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggt Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Thais could easily adapt this advice when dealing with horny drunk farangs: 1. Pause your vehicle at least 30 meters apart if spotting a horny drunk farang crossing the road. If the horny drunk farang walks closer, shift your car in reverse gear, maintain your composure and drive off slowly. Wait patiently until the farang beast walks off the road and start to drive pass.2. Don’t blow the horn or make any noise to disturb the horny drunk farang as the noise could enrage and stimulate it to charge at as its ears are sensitive to the horn tweeters.3. Don’t photograph the farang beast with flash on as it could frighten and turn it to charge, or arouse its interest to come closer to explore.4. Always keep the car engine on so as to turn back in time if the horny drunk farang walks closer. The bass noise of the engine will not disturb or frighten it as it is familiar with such noise from vehicles and it is not interested in it.5. In case of driving at night and encountering horny drunk farang, always keep the headlights on and try to observe its signs and keep a distance from it. Don’t flash the lights as this could draw its attention and walk up to the vehicle. Hope this helps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outboard Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 And don't dress as a giant peanut or banana or a rabbit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showbags Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 (edited) Love to see those brave plicks on the loud motorbikes roaring through there now..... Edited January 12, 2015 by Showbags 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broeno Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 and dont pain hoi at the hood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sensei Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Why couldn't the video taker keep the damn camera still? And hold the camera correctly while he's at it. I have this thing against VERTICAL videos... It's like looking through a slit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandtee Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Why couldn't the video taker keep the damn camera still? And hold the camera correctly while he's at it. I have this thing against VERTICAL videos... It's like looking through a slit... It's very difficult to hold a camera still when you are trying to control your bowels, when hoping that Dumbo doesn't take a fancy to your nice new car! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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